thrashcat Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 david cross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 fuckin a! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonsai Bill Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Jim Gaffigan is pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^^^ yeah, for bland comedy Doug Fucking Stanhope "Just don't fuck the kid" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Doug Stanhope is the king of taboo shit... I first heard of him a long ass time ago when he was one of the founders of http://www.baiting.org where people would pretend to be 13 year old girls and trick pedophiles into sending them their info... Chris Hansen ripped off Stanhope completely on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Important Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I saw this guy on Conan a long time ago, he's pretty funny Zach Galifianakis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0plTVyzjLY0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OXnI6wQylc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Mitch Hedberg always comes through rest in peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Jim Gaffigan is pretty good fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Doug Stanhope trolling people on AIM as a Abortions4Free, a free abortion service he advertised online. pologurlcm: hey i want to have aboration Abortions4Free: I will need your name (first only), age, city state and length of gestation. pologurlcm: kindra 16 bronxs ny 2 weeks pologurlcm: hello i need help Abortions4Free: hELLO. pologurlcm: what Abortions4Free: Sorry, we were backed up. pologurlcm: o0o Abortions4Free: How do you know that you are pregnant? pologurlcm: cuz i took a pregancy test Abortions4Free: Home test? pologurlcm: yea Abortions4Free: What brand? pologurlcm: and i am feeling so sick in the morning pologurlcm: ept Abortions4Free: First of all, you shouldnt be having sex at 16. Abortions4Free: I am assuming you are not white. pologurlcm: yea i know pologurlcm: and no i am dominican whats that have to do with it Abortions4Free: Because the muddier races have the children at a younger age. pologurlcm: well i thought u were gonna help me Abortions4Free: Oh, we will. pologurlcm: but then dont be saying things like that to me Abortions4Free: In fact, the fact that you are what is deemed a "dirty" race, we will actually give you a cash bonus to abort your child. pologurlcm: how much are we talking Abortions4Free: It depends on your income level. Abortions4Free: Are you currently employed? pologurlcm: no pologurlcm: i am 16 dumb ass Abortions4Free: Do you sell drugs or prostitute? pologurlcm: no Abortions4Free: Have you contracted any social diseases? pologurlcm: no i havent Abortions4Free: (miracle) pologurlcm: um ok Abortions4Free: Do you live with your parents? pologurlcm: yes Abortions4Free: Are they aware of your condition? pologurlcm: but i am living with my b/f right now pologurlcm: andyea that y ai am not with them right know pologurlcm: now Abortions4Free: Do you know who the father is? pologurlcm: yea i am living with Q Abortions4Free: Q? Abortions4Free: Ya, he sounds like parent material. pologurlcm: its a nickmane pologurlcm: name Abortions4Free: Have you considered having the baby and leaving it in a trash can? pologurlcm: HELL NO Abortions4Free: Or tossing it out a cab window? pologurlcm: WHAT KIND OF HELP ARE U Abortions4Free: I have to ask these questions by law. pologurlcm: WELL THATS FUCKED UP Abortions4Free: Please be patient. Its regulations. pologurlcm: OK Abortions4Free: What position was the baby concieved in? pologurlcm: THATS IS NOT A QUESTION I AM GOING TO ANSWER Abortions4Free: I will put down "Doggie". Abortions4Free: Are you on welfare right now? pologurlcm: no and u cant conceave a babe doggie style even i as being dominican know that stuipd Abortions4Free: Ma'am? pologurlcm: no i am not on wefere Abortions4Free: I see. Abortions4Free: Have you had any schooling? pologurlcm: yea pologurlcm: i am stil in school pologurlcm: still* pologurlcm: what does this have to do with gettin help Abortions4Free: Its just paperwork we are required to do. pologurlcm: ok well what else do u need to know Abortions4Free: Have you tried jumping off the couch and landing belly-down on a lamp as a for early termination? Abortions4Free: form* pologurlcm: hell no Abortions4Free: Have you had Q try pounding you gut-wise with the back of a shovel? pologurlcm: and u know what i decided to just keep my baby cuz i am not gonna KILL my baby our give it up to u and i am going to the police and asking them if this is legal questions or discriminnatin pologurlcm: what kind of freak are u Abortions4Free: Ma'am they will simply refer you back to us. Abortions4Free: I can send you the forms that the gov't makes us fill out if it makes you feel more comfortable. pologurlcm: no u are not having my address pologurlcm: but what kind of question are these try shoving a shovel up u thats just sick and fucking RUDE Abortions4Free: Well will have have to meet you somewhere to perform the service. Abortions4Free: Because of certain legal issues and liscencing deviations, we have no actual location. pologurlcm: no i am keeping my BABY what part dont u understand pologurlcm: SEE WHAT U HAVE SAID TO ME I AM READY TO HAVE A BABY AND I HOPE U DONT HAVE ANYKIDS Abortions4Free: It is not for me to decide, but honestly, what good is that child going to do in this world? pologurlcm: HAVING PARENTS LIKE ME A Q AND HOPING THAT NO KID HAS TO GROW UP WITH A PERVERTIVE PERSON LIKE U Abortions4Free: Pervertive? pologurlcm: NASTY BETTER pologurlcm: IT THAT BETTER Abortions4Free: I am simply trying to show you that a dead baby is a good baby. Abortions4Free: Or I should say "dead fetus". pologurlcm: WELL I WISHED SOME WOULD HAVE KILLED U AS A BABY ELLEN Abortions4Free: There is no need for aggression, ma'am. pologurlcm: HELLO U SICK FUCK pologurlcm: YEA THERE IS WHEN U CALL MY BABY BETTER WHEN ITS DEAD pologurlcm: THATS MY KIDU R TALKNG ABOUT pologurlcm: DONT U GET IT MINE NOT URS pologurlcm: AND I LIED I AM 8 MONTHS ALONG pologurlcm: AND MY BABY IS A LIL GIRL pologurlcm: HER NAME IS CHRISTINE pologurlcm: U THERE Abortions4Free: I'm sure she will grow up to be a burden on society. I hope she gets lymphoma. pologurlcm: Y WOULD U HOPE THAT ON ANYKID pologurlcm: I KNOW U ARE A BITCH BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAZ THIS BAD Abortions4Free: We, as an orginization, support and advocate cancer for children. Abortions4Free: As a cleansing for Mother Earth. pologurlcm: GOOD THING CHRISITNE WONT GROW UP WITH PPL LIKE U pologurlcm: YO THIS IS Q WHOS THIS pologurlcm: HELLO pologurlcm: THIS IS DA BABYS DADDY Abortions4Free: This is Ted Simmons the manager. Abortions4Free: How may I help you? Abortions4Free: Are you the child rapsit who impregnated a 16 year old girl? pologurlcm: YO I AM 16 TO pologurlcm: NIGGA pologurlcm: HELLO pologurlcm: DO U HAVE A # WERE WE COULD REACH U AT Abortions4Free: Have a good day. And we hope your baby dies in your arms with a shunt in its head. pologurlcm: YO FUCK U SON I AM GONNA FIND OUT WHO U ARE AND REPORT U TO THE POLICE AND THN KILL UR WHITE FUCKIN ASS Abortions4Free: Report me if you like but it wont help when cancer creeps up your babies spine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I'm still thinking Eddie Murphy was the best during his peak, at least better than all others that have followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2-C+C-2 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 pologurlcm: no and u cant conceave a babe doggie style even i as being dominican know that stuipd Jim Gaffigan Mitch Hedburg Brian Regan Lewis Black Nick Swardson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 JEFF ROSS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Jeff Ross is the man Jim Norton & Jeffries Dave Attell & Chappelle Bill Burr & Hicks Kaint sleep on these niggas.. Paul Mooney Mike Epps & Patrice O'neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 zach g david cross jim gaffigan rodney dangerfield brian regan "that one guy".. bill something .. part of that blue collar thing.. ^only ones i know really.. just cause i have their albums. dane cook is fucking horrible . katt wiliams .. no. robin williams.. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 oh... I thouht this was another thread about 'canadians' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 jo koy mark curry dave chappelle maz jobrani richard jeni eddie murphy richard pryor gabriel iglesias tony woods arsenio hall ..theres a bunch more ...im being lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 oh you got me bro, katt williams totally isn't funny. dane cook isn't funny but some of his delivery is good. whatever, you're obviously a comedy connoisseur :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johndoe2008 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OXnI6wQylc the u tube posts all suck on this thread except this :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tavaruawon Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Fucking h4x. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Frankie boyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Did drugs. Gambled. Saw these dudes. Laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarules Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 LOUIS CK........SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Someone killed on Conan tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill yo'self Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 chris rock is my all time fav, dude is funny as shit and always speaks on sum real shit mitch hedberg was dope too, very original eddie murphy richard pryor gabriel iglesias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Bill Burr is pretty fuckin funny THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reebockster Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Bill Burr for sure. Daniel Tosh sometimes Jim Gaffigan Chappelle Greer Barnes Steve Byrne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 jeff dunham Jeff. Dunham. Jeff Dunham? Oh wait he's the one with the ventriloquist dummies? Nevermind that guy is FUCKING HILARIOUS. ALLAH ALLAH AKBAR I KILL YOU. GOLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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