gasfacevictm Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Wanda Sykes is the only one that ever makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Norm on Stern giving his take on female comics (delay sucks tho) I can't hate on Wanda, I appreciate most of her insight.. that being said, she's never made me actually lose my breath laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illstate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 edit.. read it wrong.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 someone mentioned jo koy on this page. dude is very funny....seen him live in my city twice now. very nice guy too....met him after the show...he took pictures and shook hands with literally every single person. he gave me his dvd autographed for free. also nick swardson mentioned on this page....his stand up is soooooo fucking funny too...im waiting for him to go on tour again so i can see him live.....many people say he's got that dane cook style of comedy.....i completely disagree....nick swardson is actually funny...dane cook is annoying as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Jo Koy is pretty funny, my girlfriend loves his act. I first saw him on those VH-1 shows and he was always one of the best commentators. Another guy from VH-1 that is fucking hilarious is Sherrod Smalls. I saw that guy at the Comedy Cellar last year and he was fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 you guys got some really funny standup comedians on the east coast, but every time i check out their tour dates, they only do shows in the east....like NY, CT, RI, NJ etc. send some out this way earl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 What do you think I'm their booking agent? If they're hiring --LET ME KNOW! I need a job mother fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :lol: can't you try standup?....youd probably be good at it....most of the shit you say on here is pretty funny...plus youve got a bunch of material right here on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 There is no way in hell I'd get on stage and talk about 12oz. I'm embarrassed enough to be on here using the same name I DJ under. I don't even like talking about 12oz off the site, it's like going over someone's house and playing Magic the Gathering while wearing tin foil hats. I have been told by a couple people that I should try stand up. One of those friends is a writer and he keeps telling me he'll help me out, but we haven't really worked on anything yet. I'm still not sure if I can do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 i dont mean talk about 12oz per se. more like use stuff from 12oz to work into an act. ex: people in relationships that smoke meth together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I got what you meant, Carigura. In light of Earl not getting it though, maybe you should just take it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 You calling me stupid gasface? I'm gonna ban you nigga! Now that I see what you mean Cali --yeah, I guess I could do that. I definitely could wrangle up a bunch of fodder from my time on here. We'll see what happens. *for the record, I only used "nigga" as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 OH! Speakin' of niggas.. Mel's new shit is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 You calling me stupid gasface? I'm gonna ban you nigga! Now that I see what you mean Cali --yeah, I guess I could do that. I definitely could wrangle up a bunch of fodder from my time on here. We'll see what happens. *for the record, I only used "nigga" as a joke. Raugh out roud. I'm just Joshin' ya'. Fuckin' lawyers always pulling out the big guns. I'll make you a deal. You work on material for a bit and next time I am in NY I will bomb on stage for your entertainment at an open mic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 hell earl, i will even be a "plant" in the audience. i will fake heckle you and you can rip into me (/no homo) with prewritten shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 on saturday went to an local amateur comedy show at a bar i guess its an on going thing at this bar a local 'last comic standing' deal man, oh man, where those guys horrible. material that just wasnt funny at all. one dude did an excellent job of making every girl in place visibly uncomfortable with his set....well, that was kinda funny actually. the shit was in a crowded bar, so there were tons of side conversations going on. dudes were gettin no love from the audience." "HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE LIKE TO DRINK?" *crickets* "WE ARE IN A FUCKING BAR I KNOW SOME OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO DRINK. WHAT THE FUCK!?" i honestly felt kinda bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ^^lol yeah...open mic/amateur nights arent usually that funny....the local comedy club here in sac gives away free tickets all the time to those shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I went to some amateur show that was being hosted by Patrice O'neal and some guy who was mentoring a class that my girl's friend was part of. Patrice O'neal killed it. All the students, including my girl's friend were terrible and mostly women, so their terribleness was a given This one guy got up and made straight offensive jokes about Indian people. Not even somewhat well thought out and funny race jokes. Just rude and mean. My girl at the time was Indian. She got all UMAD. Luckily Patrice O'neal clowned him later and she cheered up. This man deflected a cockblock for me that night LONG LIVE PATRICE O'NEAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ^:lol: wasnt he on best week ever too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yes! The guy is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 doug benson was on that show too. cant wait to see him live next week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 lilstcynical put me onto doug stanhope recently. god bless her for that. motherfucker damn near made me cry. and im pretty fucking picky when it comes to standup. doug on sarah palin: "she has a baby with down syndrome for christ sake - how do you get america to get behind her when even god hates her?" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 was watching greer barnes' stand up last night...it was on my dvr for like a month. pretty fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin123 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Redd Foxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 hell yeah!! redd foxx was the shit! i wish i could hear some of his standup from when he first started with the chitlin circuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twin123 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Here is some more: Redd Foxx On Location Part 1-5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgYqinSPAvU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQfFfbfKtU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7rGAT3LgH4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNY4qkXdLA&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX1s7VF93uU&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I found a Redd Foxx record at Goodwill for 50 cents. The record itself is like double the thickness of a normal record, yet it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 aziz ansari is pretty funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpgmVqWikqM&feature=PlayList&p=998D297F06202561&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Egg Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I went to some amateur show that was being hosted by Patrice O'neal and some guy who was mentoring a class that my girl's friend was part of. Patrice O'neal killed it. All the students, including my girl's friend were terrible and mostly women, so their terribleness was a given This one guy got up and made straight offensive jokes about Indian people. Not even somewhat well thought out and funny race jokes. Just rude and mean. My girl at the time was Indian. She got all UMAD. Luckily Patrice O'neal clowned him later and she cheered up. This man deflected a cockblock for me that night LONG LIVE PATRICE O'NEAL This guy! He did a small part in an episode of arrested development. Had only one line, no more than three words, and I fucking laughed hysterically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 He is one of the workers in the warehouse on The Office as well. Velly, velly funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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