abrasivesaint Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 I’m gonna say True to NOES and False to SMDXL person below has heard Australians refer to Koalas as “drop bears.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 F, TPBM has heard the phrase "The neighbors cherry is always sweeter" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 False, hilarious. person below will go to the Outback and fuck up a Blooming Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 False. Is that some sort of invasive species? Tpbm knows I’m kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 True, person below wants to find a new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 True TPBM has gone some time without sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Troooooo tpbm doesn’t mind of their socks match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: Troooooo tpbm doesn’t mind of their socks match False. They cant even be an opposing brand. Wearing Nikes with Adidas socks should land you in a gulag TPBM has never had a Big Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 HA! Of course I have. Are you one of those weirdos who have not...? And also...FFUUUUuuuuUuuuuUUUU for making me even think about it cause now that I have the craving IS REAL AS FUCK! God dammit @Kults Been off beef for over a year now minus 3 slip ups. TPBM believes in corporal punishment for the youngins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: HA! Of course I have. Are you one of those weirdos who have not...? Of course I have. I love McDonalds. Had some for lunch today.. go..dooo it. I thought of that cause some fat chick recently told me shed never had a Big mac (ya right) and gave me this disapproving look when I told her I loved McDonalds. OK Karen, keep stuffing your face with gluten free shit thinking that will make a difference when you have 10x the rec portion size. Dummy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 The person above me will post a true or false question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 False... apparently they're being combo breakers lol The person below me has an unusually high sex drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Mmmm.. true? What’s unusual? person below me has never eaten a pop-tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 F, it has been a while but I have done it. TPBM has eaten Cincinnati style chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 False, didn't even know that was a thing. Person below has been to Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 True, TPBM has been to Moscow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 False. tpbm wipes their ass left handed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Only if My right hand is “busy” tpbm takes these apart to wash them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 True, person below prefers ice cream cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 100% accurate truth. Fuck regular cake. Unless red velvet. But then you just go red velvet ice cream. TPBM has been to jail (not just holding) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 False, never longer than an overnighter thankfully person below uses q-tips even though they know they shouldnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 True. I try to get in there as deep and as safely as possible. The person below me drinks hot tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 True, TPBM is following the impeachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 False, I was at first, but at this stage i dont give a fuck what’s going on with it until it’s over. person below has seen some wild shit at Waffle House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 False, I’ve never set foot in a Waffle House. However, I was in a similar waffle 🧇 type diner in Chicago in the late 90s, around 2-3 am peaking on shrooms. I remember going to the washroom ... [scene missing] I woke up lying on my back on the washroom floor with two guys standing over me asking if I was okay. I hopped up, dusted off, and played it off like I meant to do that. Check please! TPBM has been to Catalina Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 False haha. Person below knows why there’s a padlock on the hotel room door next to me but the light is on inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 The fuck........Naw...But I’m intrigued. tpbm requires 8 hrs sleep for work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False, i muscle through everything, ha. Although 8 hours is preferred obviously. Person below has been in a limo in the past year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False, TPBM has worn a hard hat in the last 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False, been a few weeks since I've been on a job that required one. Tpbm has worn thermals/long underwear in the last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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