NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 48 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: false! our tax year goes july 1 to june 30 so no need. The deadline for last years is april 5th so I've got a minute. person below me can tell me without google which country Siem Reap is in. Absolutely not. tpbm has dug holes for fencing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 I have. tpbm doesn’t mind if his girl’s legs aren’t shaved 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 True, she neglects the pits a little bit at times, it’s never crazy so whatever.. person below thinks its weird that i dont care that much 1 hour ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Apathy’s a buddy of mine. Never really listened to either one of them though. that rules, i dont listen to a lot of hip hop anymore, but Apathy is one of the people i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Not really Ive fucked a couple of hipsters in my lifetime and nothing surprises me anymore. TPBM Owns a George Foreman grill and doesn’t use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 23 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I have. tpbm doesn’t mind if his girl’s legs aren’t shaved I’m super chill with pit hair. But leg hair.....Nah breh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said: Not really Ive fucked a couple of hipsters in my lifetime and nothing surprises me anymore. TPBM Owns a George Foreman grill and doesn’t use it. True, dont know where it is but i have one haha person below wheres perfume or cologne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 *wears False af. Hate anything beyond deodorant. I don't like it when my wife wears perfume. Tpbm was lied to by their grandmother about something minor and held onto that belief until called out as an adult. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 True. She was a pastor I wish it was something minor like a Mosquito hawk tpbm drives the passing lane at the posted speed limit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Hell fucking no. tpbm has pissed the bed recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 False, I dreamed about it recently and woke up in a total panic. It's been a lot of years, I don't drink like that anymore. TPBM actually buys their spray paint (as opposed to racking). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 True Tpbm owns a nice camera they never use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 False but used to tpbm hasn’t discovered new music in 6 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Mehhhhh. Debatable. Define new....Like new, period? New to thy self? I listened to the new lil Wayne record for shits n giggles....trash. tpbm is a early riser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 True TPBM does the dishes first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 False TPBM will watch the new minions movie when it comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray40 Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 True tpbm used to be a breakdancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Falsafuckinroonie. TPBM has recently had a talking to about the lifestyle by somebody thoroughly unqualified to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 False. Usually the other way around lol. tpbm normally wakes up earlyish for work but doesn’t go to sleep before midnight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) True only because i work two jobs. Tpbm isn’t worried about the corona virus. Edited February 29, 2020 by Steel Schnauzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 On the fence, I'm more concerned about the market's response than the actual sickness. Half-true I guess. Tpbm doesn't want to get out of bed today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 False, i work overnight so i havent slept yet, but its supposed to be a nice day out. person below has trespassed on a golf course recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Naw man. That belongs in the random thots thread 🤣. tpbm is old af and back in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 True and sorta true. Old af and just finished school ....again tpbm cuts the crust off their sammich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray40 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 False tpbm has a crazy religious grandma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 True. she even made a gospel Tape (yes, tape) (Here’s a snippet-sounds straight outta the 80’s, too) and cover. It’s where I get my saltiness from TPBM puts milk in the bowl before the cereal IMG_2463.MP4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 That’s fuckin awesome!!!🤣 AND HELLL NAW! who tf does some weird ass shit like that 🤣🤔 tpbm is not down with craft beer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 False. There is good craft beer and there is garbage craft beer, most of everything popular (food, fashion, beer, etc) sucks with a small percentage of it having real value. That said, I drink highlife when I drink. Tpbm's workplace has "mandatory fun" outings that are supposed to be team building events but really just waste a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 False, I have not been on a company paid outing in about fifteen years. The shop that had them did em right though, with liquor flowing and the taxi home after paid for. TPBM can hear music from passing cars from their home computer station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 True she also has a thick plastic couch cover. Tpbm hasn’t purchased any corona virus masks yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 True. Haven't stocked up on anything, yet. Am I going to be the foolish one who didn't heed the warnings or will everything be just fine? Stay tuned! TPBM is actually excited about daylight savings on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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