THANKYOU Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 so last night i went out, bowled in my bowling league, got completely shit faced on like 5-6 pitchers of beer, had a fucking blast until my buddy took the money back that i won, and then gambled away against him, left to go home, get home, its 1130pm or so, strip down to the boxers, attempt to watch miami ink in my drunken state, somehow wonder to my bed, lay down face first. fast forward a few hours and i awake to a disturbing discovery that im wet. but from what? well it turns out that i was so trashed, that i pissed in my sleep. this was a first for me, and i pray to god the last time this ever happens. so once i woke up enough to figure out what the fuck had happened, i got outta my boxers, took the sheets and shit off my bed, attempted to flip my big ass mattress (again people, im drunk) in the process i broke this bad ass lamp i had from ikea, glass everywhere... finally flip the damn thing, get a new blanket, and proceed to catch sheep in my sleep. shits a lot more funny for you guys than it was me, but still, fucking funny none the less. and as always, aint no shame in my game.... what are your funniest drunken stories or mr / mrs peabody stories?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 well it turns out that i was so trashed, that i pissed in my sleep. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 who else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 it woulda been better had the glass shards severed your feet from your legs. but good story nonetheless, i'm glad i don't drink like that too frequently anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 so far i have never pee'd myself drinking thank goodness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i fucked a fat chic once when i was drunk or twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I fucked a guy in the ass once. It was a ll good 'til he asked for a reach around... What a homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 not me ..but i caused it for a friend.. i lived in a college town for awhile .. one of my freinds thought he was tough shit and was tellin me he could drink back at home ... so i made shure that i got him fucked up when he came to see me.. we started off with quarts of OE at my house then moved to my backyard where there was a keg party across the yard. after that keg we made it back to my house for the liquor i had bought.. by this time the shit talker is so wasted he can barely speak.. im just getting warmed up... and my other freind is so drunk he is trying to fight anything that he can see. so im like .. alright time to go to the REAL party .. both of them are like WTF we just had a party!..(fuckin wieners thought that a keg and like 10 people in a backyard was a party) so i took them to this sick party with a shitload of kegs .full bar..tons of girls..dj..everything..i dont even know how i drove home... next mourning i wake up and my freind is in my living room in a sofa chair passed out hes sitting in a puddle of his own piss.. curled up in it so i let him be ... he wakes up all shocked and shit . trying to play it off.. hes comin at me the whole day "dude i swear i just sweat a lot when i drink".. he still denies pissing himself .. its funny as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 yea i pissed myself more than once, lol. i used to be a huge drunk. one time i got reallll shitty, passed out... and then woke up like this: (yes this is me) turns out my girl and her friend had put me in teh women clothing then they jokingly said something related to sex, i forgot exactly what it was, but i took it 100% serious and whipped my dick out and was tryin to get my girl and her friend for a 3some it didnt work. turned out to be mad drama the next day too... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 ahhahahahaha Q*666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 another time i was drinkin some fucken goldshlager (sp?) out on the front porch of my buddys apartment... i will never drink that shit ever again btw... and anyways we ended up just sittin outside for however long just gettin trashed and bullshitting... next thing i know, i wake up in my underwear on his couch, i was like WTF... apparently i passed out/blacked out on the porch and they couldnt wake me up so they dragged my ass inside, slamming my head into all kinds of shit in the process and dumped water on me and none of it woke me up, so they threw me in the tub wear i then pissed myself and then sprayed me with water again and dragged me to the couch LOL.... i got some bad blackouts man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 alright i DO have one... *but i took it down, cus i suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 hahahaha aint no shame on the internet man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 well long story short: meet girl have drinks...many drinks go back to said girls spot proceed to beat cheeks and some leave go to store, look down.. ..blood all over hands all i could do was use my shirt to wipe my mouth. yaddida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 anytime i try to skate the mini ramp wasted i always have the funniest looking slams. faceplant style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I think every guy I've ever met from Philly wets their bed when drinking... i guess it is a regional thing. I did it once a few years ago... in my GF's bed. I was not drunk, it was from the strongest herb I've ever smoked. I guess it was so strong that my whole body loosened up and went numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I have a couple friends that is happens to offten, they've pee'd in bed with girl friends and one'nighters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 i have peed the bed in a blackout drunk and my girlfriend at the time would wash the sheets. like nothing happened. im a no good chug-alug-thug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 my boy used to pee on his GF when they tried to fuck and he was all trashed. and this dude is small but gets so smashed he pisses a few times a year. i haven't pissed myself yet, but i am pretty sure it will happen i still have many years of drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I haven't pissed my bed since I was like 6 I'd like to keep it that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I walked into my roommates room and pissed on his floor..Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I went to a campground in northern CT once and got blast off of 40s of St Ides. There was some kind of ice cream eating contest there and I enetered it because I was broke and hungry. I WON THAT MOTHERFUCKER and got a t shirt. A few hours later, i ended up throwing up soldied ice cream and then passed out outside next to the tents. I guess at some point I pulled out my dick when I was laying there and pissed straight up like a fountain. So the next day I had to borrow some shorts and I wore my new tshirt on the ride home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 My brother sleepwalks and when he passed out once at a party, he got up and pissed on the coffee table in front of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 you've come a long way, young jedi. didn't you post madd long ago how you get nervous drinking, or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I never peed myself, but I once woke up to the sound of ugly dude pissing on the floor of my room. Him being a friend of my friend who's a really nice girl, I only dragged him outside and left him there. All this I heard from said female friend who was sleeping in my bed next to me when this happened. Last time I saw her she told me I also threw dudes wallet out the window as I found it on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 You have not lived a full life until you piss yourself in front of people at a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 one night my friend tony was so trashed he opened the dresser drawer and pooped in it thinking it was the toilet. i was pissed on in bed by my ex while he was passed out drunk. that was no fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I pee peed in an ex's friend's dishwasher once. When everyone was passed out. To prove a point. The point was that I am a horrible house guest. And hip hop don't stop. I peed the bed not too long ago, for the first time in years. Well, for the first time in my own bed. It was because I ate some xanax and then drank Sparks and some 32s of High Life. My dude was super mad the next day and yelled at me. He is still a novice drinker. I am sure he will eventually pee the bed. For some reason, I usually only pee the bed when I am not at my own house. When I am on vacations. Visiting friends. Maybe it's because I drink more. Maybe because I am a horrible person who doesn't respect people's property. Either way, I am trying to work away from that type of thing. I peed in some fashionista girl's purse once. She left it just sitting there. And my line of thinking was that anyone who leaves a purse just sitting around at a house party, doesn't value their possessions. So I filled it with pee pee. She was stupid anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I never actually pissed myself drunk I've only puked in my sleep like twice. But my one boy used to get really drunk and cuddle with his girlfriend and pee all over her. She would wake up and yell at him and his excuse always was. "Roll over baby its ass sweat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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