Spitfire15 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 ..I'm now a single man! Party over here! I feel great now that I have that shapeshifting Jew girl off my back 24/7. Who wants to celebrate and have a few beers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Hahaha awesome now you can finally have that threesome with Sneak and Defy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 lucky you... As of 5 minutes ago i took a monster shit in the bathroom at work and destroyed it. I feel sorry for next unlucky soul that goes in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 5 minutes ago, i downloaded the new radiohead, yeeeeeep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 lucky you... As of 5 minutes ago i took a monster shit in the bathroom at work and destroyed it. I feel sorry for next unlucky soul that goes in there. I hate muthafuckers like you.... Dbags come over from the other side of the building just to shit in the bathroom near me (It is a single occupancy) They bring bibles or magazines and shit 2-3 times a days, never turn the fan on, never use the air freshener, always leave the seat down. I HATE a work pooper! ...On another note, a Jew broad, huh?! I bet she had the big TaTaS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I've learned its best to make threads/bulletins/phone calls like this at least 24 hours after the break up. When you get back together later that night, you look silly. Just me? eh. As of 5 minutes ago, I'm out of my pumpkin spice latte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 as of 5 minutes ago i had to stop my cat molesting a rabbit i had the fucker nuetered why you so frisky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Tango, the cat will kill the rabbit if you let it. For real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 ive been in a relationship for 5 years, and we had a "break" for a few months where i lived at one of my boys places. dude is a chiropractor so he has a nice house. there was a few women coming in and out that he enjoyed seeing. he lives there with his wife, who i also have known for 10+ plus years, and their cute son. Their kid scored me sooooo many points with the girls i would bring there. the girl would play with him downstairs and shit, then wed go up into my room for adult fun. it was awesome. being single again after a long time is relieving, but it does get boring, being that you grew accustomed to speaking to someone every nite and always seeing them. there will be some habits that will be hard to be break, but more scandalous ones you can develop. have fun!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 he tried to sex it it was bizarre then he tried to snuggle with it now hes licking its face i think my cat is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 i agree with VAJ i breakup with my girl at least once a month nowadays and we always get back together...so good luck with that Spitfire maybe the Mods can change your title later to something like "As of 5 mins ago I broke up with my girl, but Im still gonna fuck her until she manages to get fully involved in my business again>" *cuz you know your still gonna fuck her right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 jew broad = please post pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 hahaha, I thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 he tried to sex it it was bizarre then he tried to snuggle with it now hes licking its face i think my cat is gay dude, i have two cats, both boys, brothers. milo is always licking franks butt/nuts! yea i know i need to get tthem fixed, but he doesnt need to be all homo on his brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 ^^that's not just homo, that's incest.^^ :yuck: i'm about to go party with my neighbors tonight. one of them is celebrating her bday. last time i hung out with them we got hammered and they started gettin frisky. ahhhh, the single life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 single life: -fun at first, have sex with whatever girl you want! -start to miss having a girl -realize that the girls you are fucking are idiots, just like 3/4 of the people in the world -realize that fucking idiots isnt as fun as you thought it was, because of the danger of STDs... or getting one of these idiots pregnant and being stuck dealing with her for 20 years -go through few months of being somewhat of a hermit, keeping mostly to your yourself and not really putting much effort towards fucking idiot sluts -randomly meet a girl who is not an idiot, that is hot and interested in you. -you will not be single for long after this ^^ ... and then the next time around, try not to fuck it up!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 -go through few months of being somewhat of a hermit, keeping mostly to your yourself and not really putting much effort towards fucking idiot sluts -randomly meet a girl who is not an idiot, that is hot and interested in you. I constantly hover between these.. mostly the lazy one, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 single life: -go through few months of being somewhat of a hermit, keeping mostly to your yourself and not really putting much effort towards fucking idiot sluts :lol: this is where im at right about now. it's only been 3-4 weeks though. i'm tired of being treated like BEEFCAKE...i have feelings too, ya know. :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 as of two days ago, i am a single man. bitch broke up with me cause of soem stupid shit. she'll come crawling back, and i will deny her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 delete her from your myspace, that'll show her!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 as of 5 minutes ago I just listened to Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart for the 5th time today. /nohomo or whatever the new fuckin' fad is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 give us her phone number and we'll tear her a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 i still fuck one or two of my ex's.. easy botty calls. i dont know. im not much of a relationship person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 fuck hoes, im too right said fred for em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Spitfire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 As of 5 minutes ago I finished up my work for the day. And started my seven day weekend. I'm going to Houston and going to meet Paul Wall. And laugh at him. Everytime my dude I am break up, it doesn't last more than a day. Because I am too lazy to move out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I'm going to Houston and going to meet Paul Wall. And laugh at him. Met that dude a bunch of times around houston and signing sessions and all that. Everytime he's been real nice. I've never seen him go off on anyone, even after people tell him shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 hoes keep boppin ima keep choppin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 congrats on the single life. 7 hours single. how does it feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 As of 5 minutes ago...I didnt give a shit. True story, send your jew girlfriend over here...I will knock the jew out of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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