blackboatshoes Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 anyone fall asleep while on the shitter? a guy at my work did once and it took like 10 minutes of continuous noise, and knocking on the door to wake him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I put some background music on using my ipod, so I can have a fucking epic shitting session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hella borred Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 i usually talk on my cell phone after a long hard days shit... i used to enjoy smoking blunts on the jon as welll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I like to eat food, its like in one end out the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azerks Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^ 'the meat mincer' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Smoking weed while pooping fuck that. I can't shit high it feels weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^ 'the meat mincer' LOL! i like to make the mudslide... its where youshit and make sure it lands on the wall of the toilet and see it slide down, leaving the "skidmark". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 cigarette smokin. Don't you people know how bad it is to sit on a toilet for a long time? Hello. Hemorrhoids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 tetris... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I like to look at the faces in the wood grain on the floor or in the walls/ceiling. THIS I read magazines or the paper..always. If I'm at some assholes crib who doesn't even have a magazine stash in the fucking bathroom then I have to read the labels on bottles of soap and stuff. AND THIS fucking co-sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never[TUA] Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I jerk off. Joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Honestly, I pray. Pray to which ever God will listen. To please not let my insides come out my backside. And promise to make a lifestyle change if they just don't let me shit out my internal organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Video tape yourself and then put it on the internet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 It's too painful to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 smoke trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 basketball with my garbage can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 talk on the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 girls don't poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 anybody else ever get off while taking a shit? this one time i was gonna take a shit when i woke up in the morning and my dick was hard and i couldnt get it to go down and i really had to take a shit and me not wanting my dick to touch the inside of the toilet i just sat down with my dick out and since i was gonna be here for a while i said "sure why not? and i went to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 oh threaaaally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 i shit and think what im gonna do for the rest day.. it gives ya 5 mins peace to think about life.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 things to do while taking a shit: #1. Push Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 im posting from the first page. i doubt there's been 3 pages of "what to do while shitting" so im sure im off topic by now. but here it goes. how do you need to do other things while shitting? how long does it take you? im in and out. it takes me alittle bit longer than pissing. what do you people eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 im posting from the first page. i doubt there's been 3 pages of "what to do while shitting" so im sure im off topic by now. but here it goes. how do you need to do other things while shitting? how long does it take you? im in and out. it takes me alittle bit longer than pissing. what do you people eat? its like hitting a handstyle or doing a burner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 i take my time. its an enjoyable experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 u can sing "life is a highway" by rascal flatts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knim_One Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 unless its the kind that burns, or if u didnt get it all the first time and u gotta go back again an hour later, then i just focus on the push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 mexican food burn, or thai food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 didnt need to read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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