CALIgula Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 this thread scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 You shouldn't watch mythbusters. It shows that no matter where you put your toothbrush in the house, it's still going to have fecal matter on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 everytime the toilet at work gets fucked up its from a fat person. thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Fat people shit. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^ Meh, im sure the bacteria is good for your immune system. Edit (in responce to the particals of fecal matter on the toothbrush thing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 fat person poop must be relative to an elephant. hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 yes, its very comfortable... by free style I mean naked Most disturbing thing in this thread. Were you one of the people in school who rode on the special bus and when peeing, they pulled their pants down to their ankles too? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 One of our friends stayed with us for a few months. He was always taking huge shits. I don't really have proof of their size, but he was a huge dude, so I just assumed. He would be in there all the damn time. For like half an hour at a time. Just taking care of buisness. He clogged the toliet up while I was at work one day. I came home and the rug and all our towels were gone. Him and the three other dudes visiting all played dumb and acted like I was hallucinating having bought a bath rug and matching towels just a few weeks earlier. that they never actually exsted. Turns out he got toliet water all over them and took them to the laundry and thought that he would jsut leave them over night so a sneaky Mexican could steal them. He claims it was only a pee pee that flooded the toliet. But I think it was fat dude shit. There was nothing too exciting about that story. I am just saying, the one time our toliet got stopped up, it was by our hugest friend. Another time we had a large group of friends at the house drinking. He shit. I ran in directly after him to go pee pee. the stench was too much for me to handle and I vomited in the sink. We all laughed and laughed and laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 what if i said i cry while peeing? you might wanna get that looked at... or give enzyte a call... did wonders for me..... y nieghbor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^^ haha i used to know a kid who did that, then he got killed in a hit in run. (peeing with pants around ankles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Most disturbing thing in this thread. Were you one of the people in school who rode on the special bus and when peeing, they pulled their pants down to their ankles too? Just curious. short bus comment... not cool... but no... i'm actually an intelligent person.. i'm just awake on no sleep... bored... and what the fuck, its 12oz... do I really care what I say on here? I could tell you all I was a malayasian prostitute just for a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 He clogged the toliet up while I was at work one day. I came home and the rug and all our towels were gone. Him and the three other dudes visiting all played dumb and acted like I was hallucinating having bought a bath rug and matching towels just a few weeks earlier. that they never actually exsted. Turns out he got toliet water all over them and took them to the laundry and thought that he would jsut leave them over night so a sneaky Mexican could steal them. He claims it was only a pee pee that flooded the toliet. But I think it was fat dude shit. I talked to you this night. You were pretty pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 What was wrong with that comment? I mean, the only kids I used to see do that shit were the kids who rode that bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I dunno... I just always found references to the mentally disabled to be disrespectful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 then he got killed in a hit in run. is it wrong that this made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I dunno... I just always found references to the mentally disabled to be disrespectful Retards are funny, especially when associated with toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 is it wrong that this made me laugh Naw, if someone else posted it i would have laughed. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaDoO Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 poop is great... aside from really painful hangover shit.... i like to read issac asimov when i shit.. so i can ponder all the ways robots are gonna destroy our race.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Fuck hanging out on the toilet in the bathroom, I like to go in, take care of business and get out as soon as possible. If it regularly takes you forever to take a shit anyways, somethings off balance. You need some fiber or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown_urge Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Retards are funny, especially when associated with toilets. wellllll... I know a mentally disabled person that I interact with regularly... thats why I dont joke about that shit anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Smearing the shit across the wall to make brown rainbows. I like to write "SWEETS TO THE SWEET" on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 how did this thread get 2 pages in like 20 min? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 It's about poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Because it is a 'shitty' thread. They are usually the ones that jump off. And no disrespect to your mentally challenged friend, but I have not seen anyone who didn't ride on the bus piss with their pants around their ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaDoO Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ^LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terance the terrorist Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I like to look at the faces in the wood grain on the floor or in the walls/ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaDoO Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 thats only fun whilst taking the dreaded LSD poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I read magazines or the paper..always. If I'm at some assholes crib who doesn't even have a magazine stash in the fucking bathroom then I have to read the labels on bottles of soap and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 NOSE PICKIN TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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