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True Life: Im a Juggalo


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i straight up hope they fucking arrest that juggalo piece of shit and make him repaint all the boxcars he fucked up so someone with a sense of style, or even someone who knows that a spraycan does NOT (contrary to his belief) get inserted into the anus and then used.

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then his dad who beats his mom is a faggit that sucks alot of dick he hits boris and says yur a ugly faggit for a son i hate you you post 4000 on 12oz

 

when his dad takes a shit on himself and fingers his ass boris is a faggit that fuks andsukcs dicks all night then his mom cut her self and boris dad fucked his own asshole

 

Probably two of the funniest sentences (sort of) I have read in my entire life.

Mr. Tanxxx: YOU ARE A WINNER.

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Wait this kid does fat boy motocross? I know some older cats into that around his way... He can get reached out and touched if he keeps it going. Nh

 

 

Also lucky for me I'm well over 100 miles from Knoxville . It's a long state haha

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I meet some guys when i was 13 and first started skating, the group consited of about six and two were said "juggalos", they introduced me to "swag" aka dirt weed and told me of their "clown love". I was like "Yo whats a juggalo", they gave me a perplexed look and then gave me a carbonated fruit drink, i hid the shit smell look on my face after ingesting it, i just wanted to be one the cool kids!!! :(

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hahah. more juggalos on the oontz!!! juggalos should get an instant banhammer, followed by an actual hammer to the spine.

 

you low-life fucks. i know a lot of pieces of shit, but none of them come close to the lameness of a juggalo. you fuckers cant even hide how worthless you are, ever.

 

NEVER in your life will you hear somebody say "damn, max is a juggalo? i had no idea....." like i hear cats say "joe smokes speed, shit, i would have never guessed". i hear that shit all the time, but no juggalo can ever hide his mental ineptitude and general worthlessness from the common man.

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ps, youre also gullible as fuck.

 

soup, pornbooth and myself briefly chatted with some of your idiot gang in portland once. i had them convinced i was a juggalo and i told you dumbshits phony stories about me kicking it at the juggalo festivals and pouring faygo on naked juggalettes while they blew me in a dirty tent. hahah. you people fail at life. :lol:

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