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  1. smashed tangerine

    The Nonsense thread

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxdVYgRPE1g&list=UUfKFPIi5hcdiviMBJV1KzSA
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    The Nonsense thread

    http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/mar/18/odd-collaborations-continued-susan-boyle-and-mike-patton Ha ha. I want this to happen.
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    VIDEO GAMES

    Yeah, the character in Infamous Second Son is a stencilist. There are marked areas where you can paint some not-quite rap letters by holding the control pad vertically, with R2 as the nozzle (I never knew spray cans had nozzles on the side), then using it in the same manner as a Wii remote. There aren't that many main missions, definitely not compared to the first game. Story's kind of crap, rushed and of course short. Gameplay-wise it's very good, I think. Overall, I'd say it's worth getting, but I'd recommend it if you've never played the first Infamous; it's a new character, location etc. so there are no references/spoilers to the previous two games.
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    Corn Bread Appreciation.

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    drake the kind of nigga...

    DTTN to piss around the urine cake and whisper 'sorry' if he was too careless. DTTN to change the channel to Ellen DeGeneres when his chick has gone out.
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    DAO PHOTOSHOP APPRECIATION THREAD......

    free image hosting Hello. Professor DAOkins here. As you may know, I'm a well-known aphillyist who's written many best-selling books based on the science of 'sik K's' and aphillystic philosophy, such titles include: The Dogwhale Delusion; The Red Text-maker; The Greatest 'K' on Earth. A man once asked me ''what if you're wrong?'' about my views relating to fashion. I put it to him: if you were born in San Francisco in the 1970s, you'd be wearing pink tight Levis from the age of 20. If you were born in Shoreditch, London in the 1980s, you'd be wearing beige River Island skinny fit chinos in the present day. What if I'm wrong? What if you're wrong about the suitability of wearing tight pants? Some people believe in the Dogwhale even though there's no evidence to prove it. It's no different to believing in The Flying JNCO Monster or the Orbiting Cheesesteak.
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    Great Quotes.

    ''To make a very poetic and profound quote, you must include a piece of tautologous dribble or include dribble of a tautologous piece'' - A scientist-philosopher-politician-inventor from the 18th century. ''I'ma young azz nigga, countin' big stack figures. if a trunk-ass bitch wanna get wed, then I'ma put ring round muh finga and pop dat bitch dead. NIGGA!'' - some washed-up 90s rapper or an ignorant trap artist nobody remembers/give two turds about.
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    Nelson Mandela (Madiba) Passed R.I.P.

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    The Nonsense thread

  10. smashed tangerine

    Replace A Word In A Movie/Song/Book Title With The Word Cunt

    Anal Cunt - You're a Fucking Cunt. No, I'm doing it wrong. Anal Ghostbusters - You're a Fucking Cuckoo. Improved!
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    The Nonsense thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCNu2IHWPQw
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    drake the kind of nigga...

    DTTN to have a Sex and the City box set under his TV and not claim his chick left it there then show you its receipt. DTTN to let off a fart and walk away in long strides, turning his head left and right, then contorting his face with a pompous look of disgust and blaming it on a dog. DTTN to go to Starbucks and lay out a silk towel on a chair for his laptop, and then give it a affectionate double-pat with the tips of his fingers and hum a satisfied giggle to himself. DTTN to open an Xmas present labelled to himself, reveal that it's a framed black and white photo of himself staring confidently with his lips pursed, with the message 'You are my one true gift. I'm always watching you : ) xxxxxxxx' written diagonally in purple metallic ink across the glass cover.
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    Dating(banging) a woman twice your age

    I was seeing a 40-year-old Polish chick when I was 25. I learnt that 'Catholic' is a code word for bareback. The end.
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