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grd

 

yeah, it is gooey unless maybe you have a powerful microwave.

there are some GREAT simple recipes for quick micro mug cakes

so awesome when you are basically making dessert for one

 

i tried this one, it's delicious:

http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/2011/08/16/two-minutechocolate-peanut-butter-cake/

 

more ingredients, i haven't tried it, prolly also awesome

http://www.grouprecipes.com/72684/microwave-cake-in-a-coffee-mug.html

 

strawberries & cream if choco isn't your thing

http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/2011/05/11/strawberries-cream-mug-cake/

 

:yum:

 

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Dear England,

 

I love you.

I hope I see you soon, but for now; I have to settle traveling to Texas.

 

Dear TSA,

 

Pretty please do not confiscate my tumbleweeds- it's legal here, but not my destination. Let it slide.

 

Dear Elizabeth Harper,

 

Your voice is amazing. I wish I could hire you to just sit at my bedside and when I wake up you would just sing to me.

 

Dear Malin,

 

Do not fuck up today, so that you will board that plane on time.

 

 

Thanks,

 

Malinoma

 

PS- Dear Life,

 

You are weird.

 

That is all.

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dear krafty kuts...

 

you were utter shite last night... it was like being 14 and pished off cheap cider doon the carnival again... what the actual fuck?

 

dear lassie who tried to avoid being thrown out by dancing around the bouncer...

 

your sheer cheek and drunkness made my night... twas fuckin' genius...

 

ROlf

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hi grd,

 

the first link works well., but the 3 ingredient one needs some tweaking.

definitely try the chocolate PB one though, it's great.

 

these things are so cool i want to make a few of my own recipes.

i'll post them in the cooking with 12oz thread

 

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dear krafty kuts...

 

you were utter shite last night... it was like being 14 and pished off cheap cider doon the carnival again... what the actual fuck?

 

dear lassie who tried to avoid being thrown out by dancing around the bouncer...

 

your sheer cheek and drunkness made my night... twas fuckin' genius...

 

ROlf

 

Dear ROLF,

 

Did they play some real shitty breaks or what? Thought they would be dope.

 

IOU

 

Dear IOU,

 

Better start saving up. You gotta pay the price like everyone else.

 

IOU

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dear oontz...

 

fuck neighbours... i mean cunts that share walls with you aswell as the programme like ken?

 

dear greg...

 

i am well aware that you blame your slightly dark overly wrinkled face on the fact that your grandfather was possibly a native american (or a fuckin' oak tree...)

 

but your jokes are always utter, utter pish... and i will certainly not be afraid to tell you your face looks like a ball sack in front of female company again...

 

 

dear missus...

 

i have no idea why or how the fuck you have put up with me for so long...

 

other than my bonny coupon and vast amounts of body hair... i really struggle to find any other desireable qualities in myself... (unless i was dating an alcoholic...)

 

 

ROFFUL

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Dear Students

 

Cheers for the day out filming, made me fel like a celebrity having a mini film crew follow me around, people looking at me like that dude must be famous hah suckers - cheers for the free paint tho.

 

Dear Toof

 

What the fuck, we had a bargain I went to the dentist had you sort so why does my jaw now feel like it has had a falling out with my face and is gonna leave? I wined you dined you but you fucked me

 

miserably Decy

 

Dear UK

 

why cant you have prescription drugs like the US for these sort of occasions (see above)

 

boo

 

Decy

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