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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear SHARKSKILLERBBOATSKIIIE,

 

:lol: Holy shit you're able to log onto your own name.

My sister tried to sell me 2 sharks playoff tickets for 370 fuckin bucks.

Anyways, how you been? Hopefully you enjoy your birthday and your 4

days of drunken havoc. Can we at least have breakfast, lunch and dinner

together before you burn yourself alive in that shirt? (you didn't show me

the picture yet, btw.) I haven't worn the shirt my sister gave me, actually

I can't find it haha. The Bruins doing good too, lets hope they eat the

Sabres alive.

 

-happytoseeboatpostagainevenifseyerisinbadassmood

 

 

Dear CALIcaliigooolaaa,

I got me some bagel thins today, and that's what I'm gonna have tomorrow

for breakfast along with a fresh orange. Let's hope it's filling enough.

 

-angrystomach1ersey

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear sey sey sey,

 

i hope you like them...theyre good for you and will fill you up if you have them with cream cheese milk and an egg. i get the bagel thins "everything" flavor...it comes topped with sesame seeds, poppy seeds and onions.

 

oh, one more thing...these sell for about $3.50 at the store...but if you find an Entenmann's-Oroweat Bakery Outlet close to you, you can get eat package for about $1.30.

 

the outlet i go to also sells the sandwich thins and this new flatbread thin for about $1.10...and they give a stamp card so that after you get your stamp card filled, you get 2 items for free...for example, last week i got about about $10 with of bread for $1.29.

 

only down side to the outlet stores is that the bread will be 3 or 4 days away from the expiration date, but if you have a fridge, it doesnt matter because you can store the bread over a week in the fridge after the expiration date and it doesnt go bad at all.

 

but i hope you like the bagel thins...i remember reading somewhere that 1 regular bagel is like eating 4 slices of bread, but the bagel thins are like having 1 slice of bread.

 

tell me how you like them.

 

cG

 

 

dear showers at the gym,

 

please bring back the pineapple scented dial soap.

that soap smelled good.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear sarah.

 

 

 

your boyfriend is scared of me. can we fuck now?

 

-real name

 

 

 

dear sarah,

 

he keeps trying to add me on facebook. every hour. ive left the friend request pending so he can't keep going.

 

we're almost at the finish line girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dear j_____t

 

karmas a bitch. i heard you nearly got brain damaged when you got bashed. ill be sending the pictures of your gaping head wounds to people and laughing about it. and none of us will feel sorry for you, bro.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear CALIgula,

 

The bagel thins tasted just like as if I was eating half of a

regular bagel cut in half. I had it with lite cream cheese and

a banana haha.I bought mine at Grocery Outlet for $2.99.

I forgot all about the Orowheat outlet. I even have 2 more

stamps to goon that pink card in order to get free stuff.

Overall, I was able to enjoy my breakfast and it was filling

at the same time.

 

ole!

 

seyseysey

 

 

 

Dear Bboat and Dose-ink,

Happy birthday :)

 

-me

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dear "dear_______no homo" thread...

 

 

so like a week ago i posted something like "dear toyota supra, when i get you running, im gunna smash u into a wall" well it got me and the morning after i got it fixed, i got n a wreck, not my fault, and this faggot didnt have license or insurance.... wtfuuuuuuu

 

sooooo, im just saying... dont jinx urselfs like i did.

 

 

--steezy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear art history course,

i thought you'd be a walk in the park.

but you failed me the first exam.

if it wasnt for the paper i wrote worth 30%, on how an augor billboard related to "the last supper", i woulda been up shits creek without a paddle.

i abstained from smoking weed and drinking cheap beer until my final.

then you blessed me by allowing me to pass by one single percent.

plus i got that thick white chicks number who acted stuck up all year on your last day.

thanks homey.

 

-say"nevertakinanotherarthistoryclass"WORD

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reality cheque aka COS,

 

first night of my record release last year I made 3k...

if you dont know who chali2na is you must not listen to hip hop.

thats cool not everyone does.

 

-FR

 

Sooks,

 

Yeah girl...Giants doing the thing.

 

<3,

 

FATrizzle

 

muddyp,

 

gracias homegirl....

 

you're a rockstar.

 

-phatralph

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cos...

 

no worrys , i got a thick skin from all the child abuse.

 

-FR

 

Bank of the West,

 

You send me a debit card and then include a note that I will get my pin sent in the mail in 2 days......FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

 

-Fat "soon to close my account" Ralph

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