theprotester Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Dear Hired Labour Team, If you motherfuckers don't get here soon, I'll be happy to start some visa revoking on your arses. If I start work at 5am on the word that you 'want to start in the cool of the day' - and your arse isn't here even before 6am - protester gets PISSED OFF. Cheers, Protest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Dear baby daddy, eat a dick. ps. dont forget the balls. dear Kid, you have always pushed me to go above and beyond. you can do this. ps- your dad is a dick. dear anyone who lives in pacifica, Ca, if I give you an address, would you visit it and make someones life miserable? -doubleX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 dear friday do it to it !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 dear snow, please kindly fuck right off. thnx. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 dear criminal justice system, youre being very effective right now, so props i guess .. but fuck. probation? why? dear ol' girl, fuck outta my head! dear $x00 oinkartltd shipment, time to cancel you and be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 dear life i am completely over giving any sort of a fuck !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 dear symbols, that sucks. before reading that, i was happy for you regarding all that good stuff on the last page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 dear symbols, whats wrong?! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 dear peoples this is life as a manic depressive. feeling better today thanks guys. xo !@#$% geez i almost signed that with my govt name i lots my brain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Dear workmate... you are a fuckin' bell end... look at yourself... it's like happy hour all day long working with your suicidal self... can you please just admit defeat and shave off what looks like a birds nest on the back of your head... your barber has left a hole in the haircut he gave you... i know you may well be rather jealous of my full head of hair when you have to walk around lookin' like you've worn a lampshade as a hat... plus are you gonna be a fuckin' prick all your life? you need to not get so super excited aboot the horses tae, the only time you're ever happy is when you've lost money... get a life you sad cunt. Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Dear Rooolf Haoggis, Hi. -Ssssseyer Dear B, We're on and off,you give me hell, I'll hate but love you. At the end of the day you're the only one I can come back to... whether we're dating or not. I still got your back, and I'm glad you still got mine. -Ms. Firstname aka suckaforloveassnigga Dear BBOAT, Hi. Hang in there, it's almost the weekend before you and your girl can chase away snakes with cudgels like drunk Steve Irwins aka St. Patricks. -Seyoyayoms14longasssignoffinthisthreadoner Dear SMXL, I literally live on right by the border to Pacifica, CA. Is there some asshole that's distressing you from here? -$eyer Dear INJ, Hang in there, we're gonna do big things, remember? Stay outta trouble, son. -M.S. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Dear potential employers, Stop using all the fancy and complicated words and jargon in your posting, it's all bullshit. Just hire me already and we'll skip the song and dance. I'm only going to do half of all the requirements, and very-sub par by the way. You get what you pay for. Dear pizza place. You're a shitty pizza joint, I guess I'm glad you didn't respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Dear Sey Sey, baby daddy. he's really not worth any effort - lets do lunch...if ever. doubleX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 dear moh, your a fuckin faggot and i should fuck you up. you live next door and you got me fired over nothing, even after i covered for your fat ass lazy girlfriend every single night. snake. mother. fucker. dear drugs, fuck you too dear peanut, please get your shit together, your fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Dear Dubai & Bangkok & Angkor Wat & Hong Kong it is fucking ON babies!!! !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 dear ch0 i hardly recognize most people on here now. duck butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Dear banks... really? after waiting all fucking weekend for Monday to come, you couldn't reach a decision to tell us weather or not we have the hoose?!? you haven't told us we have the highest bid? i'm presuming we do though... seeing as you're being wee stinkin' shitey bastards aboot the whole process... all that said though, please can we have it for such an amazing price? i'll make it super bonny and the fact i can bench withoot even leaving my door is just superb... dear seyseysey oh hai... dear pending interview... hurry the fuck up, i can't take much more of this joab... dear oil company... please refund my money, you have quite a lot of it... and i really want to use that to go to London and see A Tribe Called Quest play their first gig in the UK since i was 6 years old... dear symbols... i am jealous of your desire to keep travelling... but please keep doing it and showing us your rather spiffing photographs... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 dear symbols, take me with you! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 dear cali do you fit in a carry on? ;) !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Dear insomnia, stop already. -SH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 dear !@#$%, I have a sneaky suspicion he wont. but i think we all want to go. (most of us) picture thread. sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 dearest SM wouldn't that be insane, if we all went on that trip? i'm into it. pics will happen !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 dear symbols, got on of these? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 dear massive luggage and roller bags go die a painful death i hate what you've done to airport escalators !@#$% dear cali i travel like a feather 31 countries and i don't own any luggage. at all. i carry a messenger bag. ghetto but it works. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeoh87 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Dear Federal Government, You can only govern those that consent to being governed. Good luck. I gotta gun too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 dear work, i can do better than you, and i will. you wait and keep giving me bullshit work. dear ex, shit aint sweet. i know better and sweeter females than you. dear graffiti, ive never been closer to losing my job or life than when i caught a charge because of you, very recently. should be in jail now because of you. i love you because you've been the most consistent in my life ever but .. i kind of want to be an adult. i have a college degree from a good place. it's hard. i wanna give you up and be legit but i cant. i know you're still there, much more than any degree or person or business ever will be. life. - inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Lol dear devil, Stop bein on some slick shit ready to hose us down. -m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 DEAR NONSENSE THREAD SORRY FOR DRUNK PLAYING MYSELF SO HARD ABOUT CHARGES AND SHIT. i look like a pure fuckboy. better letters in the future - INJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 dear inj i've caught charges, with my degree, with my serious job it's a very fine line to walk especially when shit gets very real and you own a house and crap like that. you just have to weigh the risks carefully and build a financial safety net but you can keep doing both, for as long as you can take it retain a very good lawyer who says they will get you cleared good luck !@#$% 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Dear SMXL, Yes, lunch in the future is gonna happen indeed. -SEYER Dear B, After 2 years you just randomly ignore me. I guess it's over? I'm not gonna chase you to come back, do what you want. I just hope you recognize all the things that I've done for you through thick n thin, and the little to nothing things you've done for me. I'm finally listening to what my friends and family said- was to just drop you. Things can only get better for my life now that it's at one of it's worst. So yeah, fuck you and your boring radio show. I hope you get fired for all 3 jobs that you prized more than the relationship, ya sick fuck. -M.s. Seyer aka keepinitclassy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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