grd Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Dear Miss Symbols, I've heard that...just not said by anyone suffering violent, debilitating ornithophobia like myself. - scaredgrd cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 dear oontz, check out what this guy does with plastic bottles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 dear me, why can't you be more patient? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Dear Man on the subway who makes a cardboard fort around himself so no one can see him, What the hell are you doing in there? Interest = peeked. ~P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 dear person *piqued not peeked !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophrenic. Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 dear myself, why has this weekend gone so bad? i lost my girlfriend, my money is low, school is becoming a hassle, and overall i feel as though i'm falling into a small degree of depression. Schizophrenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 dear baby mama for once i can thank you for your lack of puncatlity. you being late saved my and my daughters from being in the grand stands at yesterdays air race. u may have saverd us from harm by your lack of smarts and for this i thank you.. souls aka your baby daddy dear lee rip in peace mr race pilot your actions saved many of people and a few of my friends from death.. souls one of your fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Dear !@#$% Good looking out. Thanks, P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Dear anonymous teenager I send my best wishes to your friends and family to get through this time ahead of them, I hope they understand why you threw yourself in front of the train i was travelling on last night. I will never forget that shocking thud and the screech of the brakes. AMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 dear complex "media bar"... the sooner you fuck off the better... you're like a fuckin' bad smell aboot these parts... dear rolf... you let yourself doon the night... and everyone else... time to call it a day with this behaviour... you don't like it yourself, and neither does any cunt else... you can only tell yourself you can get away with it "because you're young" for so long... dear lassie in the boozer... you have the fuckin' most enormoose rear end i have ever seen... fuckin' horney horses would've taken a step back fae that... i could rest my pint on one cheek... when you walked up the stairs it looked like two bairns (children) fighting over a blanket... that must give you a healthy sare back... or sare tits or a sare somethin' fuck... knees maybe? no? right i'm oot... and tell me to stop bein' a fuckin' bell end... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 dear souls the homie was there working the pits when it happened. Has pics of before, during, and after. wont talk about it at all. crazy shit dear rolf big ass a good thing or bad? dear cops running up on me ready to draw guns yelling what happened back there wont get you a non attitude having response. especially when it took 2 of you to try and get me down on the ground for something that you over reacted about. dear friend I know I should just accept that and go with it, but Im not there yet. oh well dear dmv you suck ---->needsmoararrows almighty<--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 dear needzmoararrowsalmighty... i normally like my females erse to be rather large... but this thing was big enough to stop a bus doin' aboot 100... i wouldn't know where to start on it to be honest... dear injuns... thanks for the food posioning you fuckin' fowl cunts... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dear Work, y is it that you give me the worst customer service customers ever!!! if it wasnt for big bowels of kush and a hot gf id go on a murder streak. there is no reason y u should treat soeone with so much disrespect for no apperant reason other than that you are unhappy with your own life and wanna ruin mine. but its cool youll get yours if you arent already getting it!! lol grumpysalesconsultantoner!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dear Skype, please stop being daft, it's very annoying. -grd Dear Neighbours, Just because I've managed to not kill my cat yet doesn't mean I qualify as a veterinary expert. If you're concerned about the well being of your cat, take it to a vet and stop asking me dumb fucking questions. -grd Dear people in my life, Do you all get together and have weekly meetings to try and figure out elaborate ways to annoy me? Because you're doing a fucking stand up job, every last one of you. Cunts. fuck you, yeah, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dear Baby, Why do you cry? You have been fed, diaper changed, warm and cozy. Eat Ting Dear Baby, Why do I love you so much? Eat Ting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dear grd I get that with mates sometimes, dunno what their problem is, maybe I am just a grumpy cunt. Decy Dear New Job Thanks for the easy first day, you seem good and I feel like a boss with 2 monitors for my computer. Decy Dear interviwer for the job my wife is going for give her the job, life will be so much more hunky dory because those hours you are advertising fit perfectly. Come on you know you want to please cheers Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Dear snowflakes, congratulations!! I'm going to need details...sex, weight, length and pictures. Mainly super cute pictures!! broody grd Dear Decy, I find punching helps an immense amount, I highly recommend getting a heavy bag in the house. Congrats on the new job and I'll keep my fingers crossed for Mrs.D! Did you go to Breakin' the Bay this weekend? It was pretty rad. Annnnd, have you seen they fucked up the NCH boards? -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 dear oontz, i've been neglecting you. or rather just kinda not sitting around on the computer. it feels good. and weird. but there really hasn't been much keeping my attention around here lately. bsm over and out. ps. wheres keepitrail when you need him? nh. -noesry hosiery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dear grd no I havent seen the boards down at nch, will have to check it out, also missed the thing in the bay, but it is the welsh bboy contest this weekend, should be doing some drawing things down there for it. decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 dear uk, "welsh bboy" hahahahha. fist dear armed guard positions, please hire me and pay me good moneys. fist dear procrastination, i should have never let you into my life. fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dear Decy, I'm not sure if I'm 'Portside this weekend, I might be in London annoying Chops...but if I am I'll definitely see you there. One of my friends is involved in it. It's always a good day. -grd Dear Tuesday, you were very unexpectedly awesome, just what I needed and the week's only gonna get better. - /optimisticoner Dear Rain, go away, come again another day. I'd like to not be sat in the pub looking like I jumped in the usk. Thanks everso. - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dear people who lie about being broke, Y U NO TELL TROOF? nbizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dear sex, you were awesome last night. thank you. it made me forget about petty bullshit people. Holla! nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 dear work, thank you for letting me leave tonight. 24 hours in 2 days is too much time in a kitchen, even for people who enjoy putting in work. This is the most delicious beer i've had since mexico. :D -relaxed.elated.appreciative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackAgain Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dear Apple, You need to stop losing Prototypes and get your shit together. bring out the iPhone 5 already dammit. -iPhone 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 dear life please stop falling apart. not now. pretty please withsprinklesontop edogggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Dear paranormal activity 2, FUCK YOU!!! LOL Tripmethefuckoutoner!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 annwyl i mi mae hyn yn annioddefol, byth eto fi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Dear grd did you sleep at all? dear self do not get sickly before vacation almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 annwyl i chi Ni fydd yn eich gofal yn fuan fi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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