SukiSukiNow Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear rolf, hey there ho there. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Dear bboat, Why are you the first one to reply to that? :lol: And no, no slobbin on the knob for an A. I don't do that haha Jussayin. -seysey ps: why don't you text me anymore?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear fat fuckin' cunts in the swimming pool... why do you all insist on swimming breadths in the pool?!? what's the fuckin' point? i'm sure the reason all you fuckin manatees are in the water in the first place is to loose weight after putting on another spare tyre roond the waist over the festive season... why not loose even more weight by swimming a length? i don't want to fuckin' timing my lengths like i'm playing fuckin' frogger just because you insist on being lazy in the water as well as oot. are you scared your fat as fuck selves will sink? look at all those rubber rings you have... that's just no gonna happen... anyway how the fuck are you gonna loose anything if all you do is come in with your slightly thinner pal and hang on to the side talkin' aboot last nights eastenders?!? shit even the boy with the really bad downs syndrome and his carer done aboot 10 times what you heefers did! i normally don't mind fat folk... but you all need to get in the fuckin' gym or something... stay the fuck oot the pool... go watch your soaps on the exercide bike... fuckin' whales dear seyseysey... where've you been? have all the 12oz ladies had their periods all at once and therefore had to have an oontz holiday or something? i was nearly startin' to smell ball sweat comin through my keyboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear V thanks so much for giving me a break on the last session thrilled that we only have one more left .. i think.. i'll miss coming up for appointments where we talk about what a high roller you are. the tattoo slays. i really need to think of a good thank-you-gift !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear symbols... you still haven't answered my question from the previous page... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear symbols... do you think we'd make a good couple? rolf x dear rolf, i will admit, my current boyfriend is on the board and it's where we met so... who knows. if we are speaking strictly rhetorically, i suppose it is possible we'd make a good couple.. buit i don't know you at all. so i can't really say. after all these years on the boards and meeting many of the members, i know that e-persona is often very different from a live personality. just fyi, i was really sick last week and barely came into work this week i was off and then had traffic court, so i haven't been around..except to close the new SJ threads. has nothing to do with my period. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear symbols... i'll keep my face well shut if that is the case... glad you're not bleeding. rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear all the new people at the gym, i realize you are there to fulfill your new years resolutions, but its time for you guys to give up and leave....im tired of waiting for the treadmills and cycle machines to open up. plus, you guys are barely even working out on them...when i work out, i run...and sweat....not bike or walk slow while texting and not even breaking a sweat! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear cali, that's the new age, can't put my phone down, addicted to technology, can't disconnect for 15 minutes even if i had to in order to save myself from dying... work out. sorry to say but you're just gonna have to learn to .. - insert DEAL--WITH--IT . jpeg. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear bb, haha....its just annoying...but its not just people texting....its also girls that come into the gym who dont work out but rock a lot of make up and try to make eye contact with the guys (usually girls that are 17/18ish) or the moms who are new to the gym and think its ok to bring their 5 or 6 year olds in the middle of the weights area where people are lifting heavy...or all these new people who don't realize its proper etiquette not to spend more than 20 minutes on a cardio machine when someone else is waiting....or the new people who dont wipe off their butt sweat after working out on a machine...etc etc etc. -insert IMNOTGOINGTODEAL--WITH--THISBULLSHIT .jpg cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear Cali, i took yer advice on the fat chicks. it worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear crack rock, hahaha...glad i could help. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear CG, girls who rock too much make up are SCUST. and the fact that they go to the gym (without even working out) to try to get dudes to hit on them, means they are even more SCUST. co-sign everything you said. that shit is why i don't go to the gym, i got weights in the apartment, and i ride my bike around the city for cardio.... -BBOATfuckthegymandallthepeopleinthegym1erROCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear bbs, the girls at my gym are always a smash. mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear someone, i just spaced out for a second thinking about something. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear fraternity queer in front of me, when the prof is in the intro class talking about "A, B and C" units, making a G unit joke doesn't make you funny... it makes you a faggot. sincerely, inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 dear injury, making fun of said faggot DOES in fact make you funny. No joke holmes RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear bbs, its pretty bad at the gym, but all the new people usually leave by 9pm...i just have to start going to the gym a little bit later..and not at 6:30 or 7pm...especially since i can't do 6:30 or 7am. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Dear Lord, please return Biggie and/or 2Pac and take ALL the "LiL"s back. //frustratedraplistener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear food poisoning, i'm glad you are gone now, that was one of the most uncomfortable times i've had in a long time. I've dealt with you before, but never to the extreme that you hit me with yesterday. I lost 2 pounds in fluids in 24 hours, no solid matter to be seen either. And i'm really fucking sore today from all the puking. So if you would please, fuck off and stay away, or just be minor like usual so that i'm unsure if it is you or not. -red,empty,ass. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear facebook do you feel responsible in any way for this? how bout you Cafe World? i doubt it. but mang people are so dumb. http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/01/18/colorado.mother.charged/index.html?iref=allsearch prolly best we took that one out of the gene pool, as sad as that is to type. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Dear Oontz Why am I attracted to damaged women? Why do damaged women run away from a good man? This shit ain't easy... Im getting tired. Time to become an asshole and just go for sex? Looks like that's what works. The other way sure has fucked me over. I'm tired of heartache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear boats and hoes women like damaged men, often, because they like to take care of something and often because they think they will be good enough to fix something problem is, people rarely change and almost never because of outside influences other than birth or death i dunno if that's why you like damaged women maybe you are attracted to them because they are so desperately needy or maybe you like the recklessness and/or self-destructive qualities in them (that usually lead to wild behavior) good women, and men, are often tame and thus can be perceived as boring. cycles and habits are touch to break but recognizing them is usually the first step out good luck on the next one !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Dear Lord, please return Biggie and/or 2Pac and take ALL the "LiL"s back. //frustratedraplistener dear brickos, i think you might like this song... cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear coworker... things got really awkward when i said i was meeting a guy who i know from an internet forum...../nh??? i shall never mention the oontz irl again. freaks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dear freak, :lol: BWAHAHAHA...funniest thing ive read on here all week! props! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Dear 12oz, This comedian from Brooklyn made a youtube video asking for a million dollars and some dude in a top hat and monocle thought that was just marvelous, and guess what, gave it to him. Good for this guy, but seriously? I'm going to go on youtube, ask for a billion dollars, a pony, a double rainbow and a Shamrock Shake (out of season!) Let's see what happens. -Don C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 dear don, the monopoly guy really exists?! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 freak, you broke rule #1!!! -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Dear person, I thought we were supposed to have a fair trade in this arrangement? You're being unfair as fuck you bastard! I will never excite someone by impressing them again. Better give that selfishness a thought before you try to talk to me again. ♕seyer♕ Dear freak, :lol: LOL!!!! that is one of the best things i've read so far this year!!! ♕seyseysey♕ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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