redeyedanimal Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear subway, your sandwich gave me terrible indigestion. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear red, subways doo doo nugget anyways. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\m/ Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dear friend, I've lost all respect for you ever since you admitted that you enjoy getting your hole licked by your girlfriend. Whats even funnier is that you said id be ghey if i fucked a female in her ass, turns out you enjoy the gayer sex act. - Metal Horns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear \m/, neither of them is gay, because there are females present in both situations. but i can see what you are saying. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dear whore I just started talking to, I dont know what I got myself into by started messing with you but now I feel like a dickhead for letting my guard down. Now that I know better, we can still talk. I might agree with you and reply to the bullshit that you give me with something nice and believable, but really, Im just playing along because I know how much of a two-faced slut you are. You have a real potential, but no thanks. Ill take the pussy, not the heart. Ps. Im posting your pictures on Ch.0 which will probably get me banned and/or arrested if someone that you know on here gets butt hurt, but I dont give a fuck. just had to let that out, guys. /guywhowhinesalotaboutgirls0ner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Paris Hilton got fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\m/ Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 cG, Would you rather bang a chick in the pooper or get your popper licked? -Metal Horns guywhowhinesalotaboutgirls0ner, Where are the noodz at? -Metal Horns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear \m/, me personally....neither. theres two body parts on females that i dont really like: feet and buttholes. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dear IOU, Word, she's definately fucking dumb like paris hilton. she can smash though. Metal Horns, Give me an hour or two. Too lazy right now. 5 Users, Thank you for ze tic tacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dear 2legit, Luna Bar Latte diet in full effect. Salad for lunch, with a bit of protein. not sure about dinner yet. Thanks for the tip, Lilz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear lili, you dont need a diet. your body is bangin! ;) if anything, i think you could gain more weight! :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolf Harris Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 dear lily... have you seen much of I'm chiristeezzzzy? or has she joined the army? let her know i was asking for her if ya do see her will yi? cheers Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear mother fucker who keyed my car, yep...i just saw it...if my car was new or even in good shape, id be mad. but whats the point of keying a piece of shit car that already has a bunch of dents, chipped paint, cracked windshield, etc etc. but if i did catch you in the act....i wouldve beat your ass anyways...just for the principle of it. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear pants, I almost shit you! Thank God for the taco butt! Sorry about the skidmarks, Earl Broclo Shartenstein Dear Laotian sausage, YA GOT ME! Good one, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear people who take people's post and post it in that "gay shit you say" thread, The above thread is my X-mas gift to you. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear self... go to yir fuckin' bed. it's 2 in the fuckin' mornin' yi arse... dear woman roond the corner... i know i still need to do work around your house but i think you an i both know i can't be fuckin' hooped... plus you're askin' me to do all kinda different trade's work. i'm no gonna dae that hen sorry... i am well aware i have fuck all better to do with my time this week... but thank you for the filthy looks as i was retiring to the pub this lunchtime... much appreciated rolf fuckin' dae yir own fuckin' work harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear CaliG, You would say that. L. Dear Rolf, haven't seen or heard from her in months. Wish her the best whatever she's up to. L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear baby on the way... im gonna do my best to have everything on point by the time you are out here. in teh mean time, please help by trying to go easy on moms. crazy already and we only have 8 months left!!! love, dad 12ooontzers, shout out a prayer for my unborn seed. all faiths and gods/deities are applicable. thanks fam. -FR 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear FR, congrats man! also, i got you on the prayer tip! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 cG, Sending a pack your way, going out tomorrow. -Fats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear FR, word up..ive already got something set aside to send in return. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear fr congrats kids are ... work to say the least, but well worth it... i will have my lil ones say a prayer or two for you and the wifey souls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear Fat Daddy Ralph. CONGRATULATIONS. I have a feeling your kid has good parents. Don't let him/her down. wishing nothing but health for the Mrs. and Fat seed. sincerely- V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear Fat Ralphy, I have a really good recipe for baby soup. --Earl PS: congrats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear town, prepare yourself. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear TomfromMypsace , Kill yourself . NOW . _doQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear TomfromMypsace , Kill yourself . NOW . _doQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 dear Da, double post bro. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Dear Fat falphy, Congrats on bein a daddy! -seysey Dear Cali, Someone mad at ya? -keyer Dear self, Why feelin so ambitious lately? -self Dear rolf hagggizz, Steezy texted me on thanksgiving, shes doin better than most of us. -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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