!@#$% Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear text messages, where were you all my life? and why do so many people not like you all that much? personally, for succinct communication, you cannot be beat, except maybe for email, which is also awesome ok well, i'm not hyped on texting abbreviations like C U L8R but no thing is perfect! P.s. txt, i'll never cheat on you with AIM. <3 you txt !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Dear phone conversation haters, I'm with you on that. I can't keep a phone conversation going for my life. I rather talk in person, just because I always find something better to say and can constantly talk when face to face. I rather text back and forth like you don't even know. Instant messages are fine, but it ends up being like a phone conversation to me too. I agree with gasface, getting actual mail is pretty enjable, just cause you dont have to respond so quickly. chilloutson, seyseyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear weather, thanks for being so nice the last week and a half. keep it up. -dbeast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear half past 8... please hurry up. so as i can get high and watch live MPC routines whilst head nodding drinkin' stella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Charter, fuck you. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear duck butter, exactly what i'm sayin man this is blunt smoking/book reading/chiill ass kickback kinda weather.. fuck i'm so high -Chubbb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear hot hipster girl, the sex is great. but you moan quite weird. also, i dont care that youre friends with every local band. you make it almost not worth the effort....but those thigh high socks keep bringing me back. fuckin love them thangs. -mewzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Dear Kathie Lee Gifford, I want to fuck the spanks off of you while Hoda tongue punches your dirtstar. Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 DEAR NEW YORK, THA PRODIGAL SON RETURNS. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 dear algebra, i never understood you and i still dont. its hard to believ that 4 problems can get me so upset RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 dear tea tree and mint shower gel... plase stay the fuck off my toby. i don't rub any of you on my willy. or anywhere near it for that matter. yet somehow i always step oot on the mat feeling like i've rubbed my bah (ball) sack in wasabi stading naked at the tip o' a whoorin' mountian in a force ten fuckin' gale. dear tinnys... i'll be taking four of your friends away from you on the shelf very soon... rolf sare sack harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 dear runine, yous a youngin. hang in there though. dear 12oz, i missed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Dear RUNINE, I feel your pain. I suck at algebra so bad I had to drop my last class. -seysey Dear Rooolf Hoggos, Tea tree oil body wash feels goooood -seyseysey Dear person, If you can't handle what I just said about how I felt, then you can fuck off already. People like you are the reason why I don't trust anyone. fml -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 DEAR_________ ROMPIENDO BARRERAS ENTRE CALAVERAS CON ARMAS POTENTES BUENAS ESTRATEGIAS LAS CALLES MANCHADAS CON SANGRE DE GUERRA DESDE LAS TINIEBLAS MI RISA SINIESTRA RECLUTO Y ENTRENO MAQUINAS VIOLENTAS COMANDO Y DIRIJO CON BANDERA NEGRA HOMBRE CON PESADOS SANTO SIN PECADO AVANSEN Y ENFERMEN MI NOBLE SOLDADO---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Queridos Perros, Mi super comando trozo al del gobierno el enfrentamiento parecia el infierno jamas pense yo perder esa batalla ni modo la pierdo poes ya me tocaba a culiacan ya no regrese con vida lo que empieza recio recio se termina conciente en mis hechos yo no culpo a nadie si me traicionaron va a veer mucha sangre entre averiguatas si no se termina pagaran mui caro en docenas mi vida Mini 6 mi apodo MEZA mi apellido de TORRES y LLANOS mi nombre es RAULILLO el 6 enrredado en alto con valientes de Culiacan no se aleje de corrientes los que van brotando pronto se termina que vuelen cabezas no merecen vida yo no fui corriente fui gente de gente amigos de amigos me porte decenteee... BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 dear food i made, you were delicious, ill see you again sometime tomorrow and im pretty positive it wont be such a good conversation. <3 ynz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Dear Gangsters, If it's any motivation at all, you have a much higher chance outrunning the cops if you pull up your pants. Sincerely, Hopeful. Dear textbook publishers, Come on, not even GOOD books cost that much... Sincerely, broke college student. Dear grammar, Please come back. We miss you. Sincerely, the literate people of the internet. Dear Firefox, You just gave me a pop-up telling me that you prevented a pop-up from opening. Sincerely, The Irony Police. Dear Humans, I am so hungry, I could eat you. Sincerely, A Horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Dear Gangsters, If it's any motivation at all, you have a much higher chance outrunning the cops if you pull up your pants. Sincerely, Hopeful. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 dear bum... please dinna let oot any farts tonight on the weight bench again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 dear rolf, do they have beano out there? cG dear 12oz, happy thanksgiving! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 dear cali hahaha!! the mother fuckin' beano's made in my city!! my city's actually famous for teh beano, dandy, desperate dan. oor willie... all that good shit you know... instead of those steroid ridden boys you read aboot as a kid... the hulk etc... instead we had drunk old men who varnished themselves into corners when trying to spruce up the floorboards, or stickin' the toilet seat doon with chewing gum... aaaah the simple times... dear oontz... i dunno what thanksgiving is apart from eating a turk. but have a good one anyhoo. i celebrated by gettin' affy drunk in the local, therfore i am happy for readily available booze on this fine day... dear future ex wife... i'm sorry for being an arsehole, but i've had plenty things on the past wee while. i know i choose drink over you on a lot of occasions. but i've been told by all your friends i'm really good to you, i take care of you, and spoil you fuckin' rotten, but you live a fair trek away. you're no exactly roond the corner... plus you left me for 3 months in the summer last year. when we'd only been goin' oot offically for one month... i still behaved, and trusted you to do the same... i know fine well i can be an arsehole but i'll make it up to you tomorrow... rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 dear life, Can't walk through the park cuz it's crazy after dark. Keep my hand on my gun, cuz they got me on the run. Feelin like an outlaw, broke my last glass jaw, Hear them say "you want some more?" living on a seesaw. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yöungdøjia. Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear time, its a trip how you jus keep tickn an tickn an u dont seem to change but everyone does sometimes for the good sometimes for the bad fuck it iguess thats how shit is. -youngdojia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear artic weather... cheers for the day off. but if i don't work i don't get paid... so you can go fuckin' mental for today. but can you chill oot and fuck off within' the next day of two. dear wee brother... i didn't drop a ton on a pair of winterised jordans for you to wear to fuckin' school... how the fuck am i gonna get to the pub without fuckin' up another pair o trainers ya wee prick...? dear seyseysey i beg to differ... i'd be aswell dippin' my unmentionables in this said snow we're having here... roooolf hoggus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear oontz, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RUNINE Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear oontz again, how do you screen grab? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 dear RU, hold down the "Ctrl" key and then press the "Prt Scr" key. then open mspaint and paste the screen you just grabbed. save that as a new file and name it. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Dear paper work, TOO much to be done. With the computer not working. stressedoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Dear Kathie Lee Gifford, I want to fuck the spanks off of you while Hoda tongue punches your dirtstar. Thanks, Earl :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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