Rolf Harris Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear raaaasberry cali... shit/shite... it's three and half a dozen... dear suki. i know... you're not so bad yourself... dear any cunt who gives a fuck. should i wear the dual match polo with the low terminators or the big horse polo with the vandals tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dear 12oz, Why is this the first time I come up in this muv? !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear world, stop playing "remember the name" by fort minor for every movie commercial... that song gets old fast love, RU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear symbols... you're missing oot on something special... dear runine wie gehts heutue meine freuind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear halo reach, I fucking hate infection!/endnerdrant RR Dear Bitch, I didn't mean to pick up when you called. I still don't want to fucking talk to you. RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear razor i feel your rage... i just got booted for shooting a teammate with a rocket. it's not my fault he's a retard and i'm drunk. plus i had the highest kills on the match... cock nose dear dutch people who make oranjeboom. your beer tastes slightly of oranges. from now on you and some wine will make up my five a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dear Rolf- I read every post ..then read it aloud so I can phonetically correct. Without a straight face, however. thanks for the laughs. we need a beer or 12, SM Dear Cali.. mind reader? a friend and I were talking about that song earlier. making doves cry, SM Dear person who sent that nude the other night, Im not familiar with the number, nor those tits, nor that peen. so, no I do not "remember this." but it was awesome to wake up to, and will be using that as the picture to send out when dudes ask for teh newds. using your mistake for oppurtunies, SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dear NIGGAS------ You got a trespassing charge ha That dick got hard ha When you were looking at them little broads ha You don't know when to quit ha That's you with that shot calling shit ha That's you with that balling shit ha That's you that's taking them hits ha That hoe don't know when to shut up her mouth ha You gonna knock that hoe teeth out ha You done switched from Nike to Reebok ha You twinkle you golds everytime you leave your house ha Them income tax checks ha You bout to flip that ha You bout to go score you a gram ha You gonna treat your nose ha You bout to go put the dope dick on one of these hoe ha When you broke you drove ha When you paid you got bookoo places to go ha You on top ha You rob somebody shop ha You don't think you can be stopped ha You ridin in the Benz on 20 inch rims ha BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 dear symbols, welcome to the thread! cG dear SM, this is a good song too: Kiss cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Dear angry niggas-------- I'm touchin' paper the way I let it rain nickname me brother nature---------- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Dear Itunes 10, First off, I was suspicious of you from the start because of your lame icon in my dock, and i accepted that you won't let me drag songs into toast to burn a cd. But you wont recognize my ipod? wtf itunes10? Thank you for effectively setting me behind tonight and raising my blood pressure all while making me feel like a chimp as I'm yelling at the computer. you're fucking worthless - get fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Dear sey sey sey!!! (fat albert voice) i hope you still have your staffy. and have kept on its knitted jumper for teh winter. my pal just got a blue puppy with white pahs (that's scottish for paws) i would have got photos but i was drunk and had no camera.... it was rather shy for a staff and seemed sad. twas a wee rescue fucker... ... Dear Roolf Harris, Yuup I still got him! That's awesome, I've never seen a blue staffy before, nor have I ever seen a shy one. They're awesome dogs, usually fulla energy n such. Mine has only two white "pahs" in the front we say he's missing socks. He's livinn large, chillin with me.. -seyseysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Dear seys, Skype more... you all that. -INJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Lieber Rolf Harris, Nicht schlecht. Ich bin kalter und müder wenig, aber aller füehlt gut. Herzlichst RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear home depot, go back to the way it was -!@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear 12 any of you pharmacists? legitimate ones? . Any of you work at a doctors office? I got some questions `abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear SSN stop jocking the giants with "faggots" your chosen team wont beat the Phils if it gets to that but i will still heart you! from PVD with well wishes, ILU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear anybody whose teams going to the playoffs. fuck off abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Dear runine, you can't paintball all day. where you at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear massgraff, it was me against two other peopel and i won, never got hit and dont plan to. deff playing again soon. plus my homies sister was really nice, even when i busted in her living room covered in foliage and camoflague just to put my hoodie in a safe place. hahaha loves:p RUpaintballmasteroner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear bitch from psychology class, you don't know me too well and need to get over yourself. it's called a joke i wasn't serious. sincerely massgraff p.s get of my boys dick he already has a girl that would fuck you up if she know you talked to him like that in class. p.p.s sounds cool ru im glad you had fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear massgraff, you should play even if you cant play with me , play with a local team or som friends its really fun love, RUcaresaboutmassgraffsfunoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear runine, i should right? my godfather was tellin me about some guy that holds tournaments. maybe i could go to one. oh and my boy does it. he quit graff and picked up paintballin. love, thanksforthacareandconsiderationoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear jews, why are you so stingy,i met a jewish guy today asked for a smoke and he told me i need to earn it. thought id come out and ask what the fuck is up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear, massgraff today i just went to my friends house and we played each other cuz he lives in the gamelands outside my city. one kid actually chickend out and didnt show cuz he knew i was coming. next time we just wont tell him. its pretty cheap to play too. paintball gun is liek under $120 hopper is like 2-5 bucks each. tanks are about 15-50 bucks each depending on how big. and paintballs are like $15 for 1000 i think im not sure cuz today was my first time actually fighting someone love, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Dear chick that I will meet up with tomorrow, I've seen your pics on Facebook and they're not too bad, some better than others. But a mutual acquaintance saying "you're so pretty" has me hesitant. If she says you have a great personality as well, then I'm out. Somestandardshaving almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear ru, sounds cool and cheap i thought it costed more. love, i'llhavetotrythatoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 dear sey sey, cute dog. cG dear IOU, i hope that explanation helped. cG dear micah, it was cool to finally meet another team chubb lubb member. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 dear douchebags from tha condos next door, i hope everything bad in life happens to you and only you. ever since you retards have moved in you all have let your fuckin dogs shit fall where it may and you absolutely refuse to pick it up. that's not kosher! you basically ruined last winter with that shit and i'm sure you'll ruin this one. please go back to your old neighborhoods. insincerely, massgraff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 dear Zeek. i'll fuck your shit UP. stop what you are doing, faggot. /annoyedoner. Dear mother in law, I miss you, a lot. It's been almost 6 months and I still can't believe it. Shit was hard on your daughters birthday. Anyways, I plan on visiting you soon, in which case, I will bring you flowers and lay them next to your stone. Love, Tu Nuero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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