CALIgula Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear bfish, RIP your dress lady. everything will work out just fine! i can sense it. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear cop that pulled me over tonight, i usually wouldn't think twice about screaming expletives about your shitty pig life in my car after you are gone and i am driving away, but....well. you did a good thing letting a nigga go tonight, my life is already on the brink of failure as it is and basically, what i;m saying here is....thanx bruh. you don't all suck. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear nightmare, on da realz? mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear Milk, on da reals yo. i am not umad at da po-lease for like, a while... pretty sure getting stabbed in the back gave me some karma points in reverse. recent streak of shitty luck=get outta jail free card??? -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear nose, no way. getting stabbed is dumb. that means you're a buster. douglas. you straight got shanked for your jimmy and you don't even have one. p.s. keep it on the low low. miiiiiilk tastes like milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear Tasty Milk, -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear Weed, I miss you. You helped with a lot of things, not even on some stoner shit. Took my mind of shit, helped with anxiety and if this was California I would legally have you. Instead I have court for you and haven't seen you in forever. Soon though. Soon. Sincerely, Soon to be reunited stoner RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear Bfish, You are lucky I am not your auntie... or else that womans head would've been ripped off by now... Sorry about the dress, hope everything falls into it's place :] -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear life, stop being a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear Rolf, That rant on the last page was quite impressive. I wonder if all those people wipe with their hands in the shower too. Jokes! -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear SMDoubleXL if i knew where they sold that shit i would freakin buy it. i look like i have hives on my legs at the moment! P.S. This humidity blows. MN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear coworker in new department I'm training in, Please refrain from saying whoop whoop or other assorted juggalo faggotry. I get it. You like them. You love the family, you have bad scratcher juggalo tattoos, and big ass stickers on your car. Just stop or else I will be forced to throw you into the x ray machine and turn it all the way up. thank you. almighty annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear almighty, i need a full body x-ray. hook it up. whoop whoop. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Dear milk I'm not certified yet to do human Xrays, but I can make an exception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear cunt who lives across the landing from where i have been working this week. your snide comment about the mess another tradesman left towards me and my father was rather aggressive. had i not been half asleep, and had you not been standing infront of your pot ugly wife. i probably would have given you a swift poke in the face. however your snobby comment about how your building "isn't like a tenement like down the road" had me fuckin' raging all day. you are a sad little fuck who is full of your own self importance. you need to take a look at your beetroot like complexion in the mirror and get a fuckin' grip. what you do not know is i live within' walking distance of your house. infact nearly on the same street. once you have began to forget we had ever even worked in your shitty retirement building. i will most certainly be right in aboot your car. i still haven't decided weather to slash all four of your tyres, or pour brake fluid all over your bonnet to strip the paint. however i think i will end up picking the one i think will cost you the most money on your insurance. dear realism. they probably do worse... they are quite a primitave people. they have been known to shit in plastic bags and throw them out the windows on to the street or garden, even though they have toilets in their homes. they are usually far too simple minded to understand how they work. this clearly also applies for the use of any other water dispensing device. people from glasgow enjoy nothing more than to fight. actually i remember reading something like glasgow has more gangs per square meter than LA or something to that effect. the more you know... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 MN, Ill send ya some, no problem. Im sure i could find it quicker than you.. Tell me where to go.. XXL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 dear SMXXL, is it weird every time i see you post i think of CASSIE from BROTHERHOOD? maybe it's because you are a hairdresser, and she was too. -boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear b-fish, your big day is almost here. don't stress, let your aunt handle it. can't wait to see you in your frock! sorry i couldnt get cali to rent a pink tux and a top hat. im excited! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! <3 ssn dear giants, sorry im missing the game this weekend. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear BBShoes, Is that a compliment? I've never seen that show. Let me help you with that..Not wierd, just a wee bit off. I do something that takes less work cuz im lazy like that..nails..woohoo. Add a few Lbs, over a foot of hair, make it black, add a few tattoos and there you have me. I dont know what her personality is like, but I have a stank ass perosnality and have been called more names than my birthmother gave me. maybe i'll send u more of a visual aide. have a good night XXL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear world, Sometimes I wonder if you're just testing me. Over and over and over, just to see if I can hang with you. I thought we were gangster BFF's, nigga? What up? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmB-8onoMo Sincerely, Casek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear whoever may care, So apparently if I were to Fuck up at my new position and a plane crashed, I could go to jail...awesome. Also, multiple Gordon IPA's plus jameson is good. And, I'm fairly drunk so I will stop typing... but the extremely drunk rednecks here at the bar need to shut the Fuck up and leave... but the blonde big tittied chick can kick it No one really cares...but I'm going to rant anyways... Almightyme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear almighty, are u a traffic control at an airport? if so dont fuck up...also did u watch that breaking bad episode where dude fucked up. freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear Almighty, get off the forums and go tuck those fitties before you become more of a loser for not doing anything about it. /end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dear World----- Sports, Drugs, Entertainment Till the arraignment BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear people no titties were fucked...sad. not an air traffic controller but doing final checks on airplane engine parts=serious business if one crashes. whose arraignment? boris's? almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear self, what the fucking hell are you doing with yer life man..? time to stop thinking and start doing you idiot. -noes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nye Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear self, she's no longer into you. after a year and a half. time to pack up and go. b.n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear hand, stop being cold. my body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 dear ex gf, go die in a tire fire g.rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 dear grove hopefuly my ex and your ex can melt together in that tire fire u wish for.... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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