R@ndomH3ro Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sleepy life, I wish I wouldnt wake up so tired all the time. I am trying what the internets said I should do, so far its not working -R@ndomSleepyHeads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 64 degrees outside, You are my new best friend. I love you. I just wish you'd stay around longer. I hear your sister 74 degrees is coming to town later, and that's still cool with me. As long as your cousin 75 degrees or higher doesn't stop by, I'll be happy. Fuck humidity, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Best Friend, Holy shit dude! You are getting married tomorrow! To a smoking hot Colombiana! You win! As the Best Man, I already threw you a bad ass bachelor party, now I will supply teh beers & shots before the ceremony, then give a funny/heartfelt Best Man's speech at the reception. Congrats My Nigga, -MarcoFromHouston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Marco's friend's future wife, Did he make you sign the pre-nup? If not --GOOD! Hahahahah, he'll never know you actually have a fake name and that you're legally married to me. We'll take him for everything! Remember, lay low for the first three months, then I'll send in the cooler. Then you can start the bitch mode, sweatpants, and "I'm tired" all the time. You should see the cooler I've got set up for this job! He'll melt like a pudding pop in a heat wave! So don't forget, keep me posted, lay low, and await my sign to move ahead with the unshaved hooter hole and itchy bunyons. Love ya, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mall, i fucking despise you. <3 ssn dear weekend, please hurry the fuck up. <3 ssn dear cali and ink, bring shoes to wear in the river. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Weekend, Do as Suki said, cuz I'm looking at having a lot of fun. So hurry the fuck up. Hi Suki. IOU P.S. It's official now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, should i bring an extra pair of shoes for your hungry kids, that cant do their homework cause the power is out? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, omg stfu. what's happening to us? <3 ssn dear cali, yes please bring food and clothes for my poor hungry children who have to do their homeowrk in the dark thanks to the electricity being out and all, those fucking fucks. im looking forward to seeing you and gossiping about bullshit. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, I don't know. Age is making us soft. IOU Dear CALI, Have you seen this flick of Suki's kids: IOUchieftain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, ive been looking to friday ever since last friday....holla! see you friday.....by the way...what time should i be thur?? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear IOU, it looks like shumai is getting some "chieftain" haha...is that really suki's flick?? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, thats child porn!!! please don't become like one of those fucking stupid douche bangs who say oh lemme ask my girl, lemme ask my girl if i can go, lemme ask my girl if i can have a life outside "us". i will have to kick you in the groin and make you suffer if you become like that. <3 ssn dear cali, dude and i are going to ozo but the homies will most likely drink and gamble while they wait. you should come early, i get off work at 4 and the show starts at 8 so come about 5! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, well, i get out of work/the gym around 4:30....so im thinking i might be there by 7ish.....too late? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, be here at 7 or else... <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, I don't think the groin kicking will be necessary. IOUch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear nursing school, here i come! i am going to own you. love, zebra "show me where it hurts" drippington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, will do! dear iou, whattup mayne! dear zebra, good luck with nursing school! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear boredom, Maybe quitting work isn't the best idea in the world, thanks for opening my eyes I might try to get a new job some other way. Shaolin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, thanks maing! step one to becoming a midwife. any of you wife up some home birth-y type bitches in the next couple years, holler at your squirrel, i will pull them babies out of your ladies snatches while we chill and smoke blunts and listen to camron. if you think i am joking, you should know that i am not. love, zebra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zebra, thanks for the gross mental pictures. i just watched a documentary on midwives....and i saw a couple good books on it at barnes and nobles. so are you still going to be a pornographer on the side???? cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Show me where it hurts nurse zeebs, Good luck with nursing school! Probably one of the illest midwife ever. -seynorita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, What up killer? Wish I was going with everyone to the river, but things happen ya know. Be sure to get all Chieftain up in that mother fucker. IOUhellamissinthehomiesfromthenorthtain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, you'll be there in spirit......plus im sure suki will flick the entire day. cheif taingula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, How does it feel to be out of school and have time on your hands? IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear LA and San Diego, See you soon! Dear ComicCon, I am so going to be on the art hustle at you. Dear LA Taco Buses, I am going to terroize all of you! Thank you a head of time! Santanalinas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mild, Taco buses? You mean taco trucks? Hit the one on Santa Monica and Gower in the car wash. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zebra, I was thinking having you as a midwife would be really awesome...but then I remembered you'd have to be all up in my vuh jay jay and that might make me some what uncomfortable since I am sorta (in a weird way) fam to your magnificence presence. Maybe if you wore one of these http://www.flixray.com/dvd_covers/200810/108224.jpg it make birthing a lil smoother. I'd have the hubby design one with a zebra design and on the forehead it shall read (in gold)- "... I got an A in ladies." Good luck with nursing school- the lil bean fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zebra. Take photos of the after birth and pm them to me. cheers in advance. FL> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zeebs, -marco PS I'm trying to hustle my way into the Method Man/Redman/Ghostface concert next month here in Houston. Hopefully I will get a free ticket & photo pass. Cross your fingas for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Santana, When are you leaving? I haven't given you your present yet! You and your boy should come over tonight! And bring a VHS. Love, Toots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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