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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear sook,

 

i'm back. got the hoodie. had the party for the little face.

i'm sick of hannah montana. sleepover silly loud faces at my house.

kids have germs.

pizza, soon. i had too much this past week.

maybe mexican, again, or bbq?

 

mg

 

 

dear shelton, wa.

 

you sucked so much ass. i wasted too much money

trying to win back the money that i already gambled.

you are not comparable to any nevada casino.

i did however enjoy the bubbly hot tub, and decor

of my spa suite.

 

me

 

dear seattle airport,

 

thanks for being somewhat enjoyable, as i did have to spend

6 hours there waiting for a flight. your beers were delicious, your

food, alright, security checkpoint, nice, and i liked that you had

many places to keep me occupied.

 

double d

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear eatso,

Start planning on making a trip down here soon.

We have some awesome to tend to.

Yes,

B.A.C.

 

Dear dude,

The countdown to romance is on.

I am drawing up the plans for the Fortress Of Lovitude.

It's going to be pretty magical.

Blastbeats And Cuddling.

Corpse paint and pecan pie.

Rest up now, cause you ain't gonna have time to sleep once you get here.

Love,

That one.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Awesomely Huge Delicious Pizza,

 

Why are you making me fart backwards? Its like the air bubbles are going from my butthole back up through my intestines...please dont come out as a burp because then it would be butt air in my mouth and thats just not what is going on in the streets right now...

 

 

<3 Juan

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear noc shift,

I cant feel my face. I have no complaints though.

You are my favorite shift because generally I dont really have to do anything but endlessly lurk thee internets, eat food and read books. I mean boredom sets in from

time to time but altogether your pretty likable.

always yours- B.fish

 

Dear cali-g

Backgammon FTW.

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