the ONLY thing worth smashin on the last few pages. And that's if you mushed her face in some scrambled eggs.
Cuz drunk and hungry would make that sound pretty good.
Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Boner Pill offering spam,
Thanks for being humorous for once.
"When unzipping means unleashing a monster...watch ladies ooh and ahh with delight"
-fester