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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Mero,

 

I wish I could give you my cell number (no homo)

 

I'd want you to drop me a voicemail and just go off on some shit. It would make things much better when I read your posts online...like, then instead of reading

 

"MY NIGGA B" in Bruce voice, I could read it in Mero voice...and that just makes more sense.

 

-Get that get that,

Bruce

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milky,

let me give you the shitty details.

i had my cell in my back pocket and when i

sat down to pee it fell in the toilet so i peed

on it then flushed it. i was washing my hands

and realized my phone was missing. in the mean time,

the girl who went in after me peed on it and tried to

flush it. it smells like pee pee.

<3 ssn

 

p.s. i need your number again.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Jonty,

 

I hope you read this you fucking sordid cunt, cos' I had to pay for that birdbath and explain why you pissed in it and then explain futhermore why we had to barefist box in her backyard and why her rosebush is ruined. And I think its fucking unfair that you caused all the damaged (My bleeding nose, Seagulls broken nose.) and you went one step too far by pissing on the couch. While I was asleep on it. You ain't fucking drinking with me on wednesday you fag.

 

Hugs n Kisses,

Skag

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear twinky the homogeneous kid,

 

sorry i did call to hook up with you when i was in phoenix. my brother just bought rock band and i discovered my inner drummer. i became a rockstar over night and spent the majority of my time on the drums and/or mic. you don't need to cry. i'll be back again.

 

she the shocka

 

 

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dear shecock la milkshakes,

 

i was devistated that you didnt even call.

i cried, and cut my self like the self-mutilating emo scene hipster that i am.

actually its alright that you didnt hit me up, my pussy magnet (two-tone geo prism)

was in the shop, blown out piston.

can you say brand new 16 valve toyota efi engine?!

i hit 45 in like 6 seconds.

blazin shit yo.

hopefully well meet up next time.

ill bring the strap on.

 

love

emo-scenester-hipster-proud geo prism owner-oner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Utah,

I fucking hate everything about you besides the incredible snowboarding. If it weren't for that, i would be happy to see this place destroyed along with all of the mormons here. However, your powder and mountains are glorious, and i am enjoying them immensely.

Love,

MrChupasorebrahhhh

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear jen green

your snobby faced bitch......you do fuck all around the bar......and no we dont need your fucking help on the floor you whore.

and hamish(manager)......your not a sick cunt.....you have red hair and i fucked the love of your life.

HAHA.

dear goon and clothes line (hillshoist)

you guys make a lovely couple.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milky,

 

you say my car is gay, but once you sit in those trash layden seats, you'll change your out look on the prism.

'92 was a good year.

 

oh oh, and we can eat at salsitas.

or my moms could hook us up with some bomb shit.

shes a real mexican.

you know, the kind from mexico.

 

ya huuurrrd?!

 

twinkydinky shamalama ding dong.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

sir doodles,

 

im glad to hear our constant ramblings help you to keep going!

stay sexy!

 

twinkums!

 

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milky and suuuuuuki,

 

yall should both chill with me in the slace.

by slace i mean my moms house.

we can have tamales y papas y frijoles con queso!

and we can look at my baby pictures and sit on my red couches.

it'll be the must-attend event of the decade.

 

my mom makes dope ass chorizo burritos.

 

twinky le infant.

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