SukiSukiNow Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear last night, the language arts show was awesome but why did i have to drop my cell phone into the toilet? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki suki, now, you'll be talking shit for awhile.. me har har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mero, I wish I could give you my cell number (no homo) I'd want you to drop me a voicemail and just go off on some shit. It would make things much better when I read your posts online...like, then instead of reading "MY NIGGA B" in Bruce voice, I could read it in Mero voice...and that just makes more sense. -Get that get that, Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milky, let me give you the shitty details. i had my cell in my back pocket and when i sat down to pee it fell in the toilet so i peed on it then flushed it. i was washing my hands and realized my phone was missing. in the mean time, the girl who went in after me peed on it and tried to flush it. it smells like pee pee. <3 ssn p.s. i need your number again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, Ha. -myphonestillworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear the north east, Fuck you. I was just in eighty degree weather at home. Now it is cold and rainy outside. Fuck you. -not from this horrid place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, i dropped my phone in the toilet once before too... except it was pre-pee and pre-flush. it still works. i call you on it. i'll pm my number so you can call me on your pee phone. hasta luego senorita lecha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Computer, why did you have to get a virus and delete damn near everything? what the fuck, -Tails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bad Boy's Toys, Gimmie a job. I be broke son, Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki suki, now, you'll be talking shit for awhile.. me har har :lol::lol::lol: that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seahawks defense, why the fuck can you not seem to stop the fucking packers im hungover and you are pissing me off even more son of a bitch. truly, 12thmanoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tomorrow, I really don't want to wake up at 6:15, especially since i struggle to fall asleep befor 5am. However, 5 days of snowboarding in Utah will more than make up for it. fresh powder, here i come. Sincerely, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Jonty, I hope you read this you fucking sordid cunt, cos' I had to pay for that birdbath and explain why you pissed in it and then explain futhermore why we had to barefist box in her backyard and why her rosebush is ruined. And I think its fucking unfair that you caused all the damaged (My bleeding nose, Seagulls broken nose.) and you went one step too far by pissing on the couch. While I was asleep on it. You ain't fucking drinking with me on wednesday you fag. Hugs n Kisses, Skag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twinky the homogeneous kid, sorry i did call to hook up with you when i was in phoenix. my brother just bought rock band and i discovered my inner drummer. i became a rockstar over night and spent the majority of my time on the drums and/or mic. you don't need to cry. i'll be back again. she the shocka QUOTE] dear shecock la milkshakes, i was devistated that you didnt even call. i cried, and cut my self like the self-mutilating emo scene hipster that i am. actually its alright that you didnt hit me up, my pussy magnet (two-tone geo prism) was in the shop, blown out piston. can you say brand new 16 valve toyota efi engine?! i hit 45 in like 6 seconds. blazin shit yo. hopefully well meet up next time. ill bring the strap on. love emo-scenester-hipster-proud geo prism owner-oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twinks, i'll be back soon. you're car's as gay as you, but it's ok. next time we can dress up like wild banshees and pick fleas out of each others hair, and you can find me a good mexican restaurant. dickweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Utah, I fucking hate everything about you besides the incredible snowboarding. If it weren't for that, i would be happy to see this place destroyed along with all of the mormons here. However, your powder and mountains are glorious, and i am enjoying them immensely. Love, MrChupasorebrahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear knuckle, please heal soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear College, Thank you for assigning me 10 books to read for the spring semester. I knew it was going to be a hard year, but this is just ridiculous. Dear Pep Pep, Thank you for making me taco's for dinner!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear life, keep staying awesome, this rules. -Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear jen green your snobby faced bitch......you do fuck all around the bar......and no we dont need your fucking help on the floor you whore. and hamish(manager)......your not a sick cunt.....you have red hair and i fucked the love of your life. HAHA. dear goon and clothes line (hillshoist) you guys make a lovely couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mr. Chup, Fuck off with your beautiful powder, and actual mountains. And fuck you to my small hills and ice. -JealousLikeAMotherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milky, you say my car is gay, but once you sit in those trash layden seats, you'll change your out look on the prism. '92 was a good year. oh oh, and we can eat at salsitas. or my moms could hook us up with some bomb shit. shes a real mexican. you know, the kind from mexico. ya huuurrrd?! twinkydinky shamalama ding dong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear turdurkle (twinky) i don't want to get a rash. i love mexicans and their food. it better be good. de nalgas ella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milktwinks, i wanna get in on some good mexican food too. gracias, ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Milk Grenades & twinky the kid, Your dear letters to each other are a treat for me to read today...thanks. I'm high off of caffeine right so don't mind me. Kthxbye! Sir Doodle 5000 to tha max... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Weekend, You have provided me with a 3-day version of yourself thanks to good old MLK. PLEASE fucking provide me with some nice female interaction because that shit with the ex the other week was fugazi and I need some proper ish. Thank you. -gucciFuNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo sir doodles, im glad to hear our constant ramblings help you to keep going! stay sexy! twinkums! --------- milky and suuuuuuki, yall should both chill with me in the slace. by slace i mean my moms house. we can have tamales y papas y frijoles con queso! and we can look at my baby pictures and sit on my red couches. it'll be the must-attend event of the decade. my mom makes dope ass chorizo burritos. twinky le infant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sook, i'm on a leg diet, but now i'm hungry for some mexican food. i need to resist mexicans all day today. white power, shockrock dear doodles, you smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, you are trippin. you have fabulous legs. im always on a fucking diet but hey we can cheat for some mexican, food that is. dear twinkle toes, fuck!!! homemade tamales! que bueno. can you mail some to me in the mean time? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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