^ . ^ Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear Pier1Imports, Thank you for having candles on sale tonight; it made having to deal with retard christmas shoppers a bit easier. Love always, Catskifaceoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear ess and cee, think of this as an intervention, the last 5 or so posts of yours are making you get AIDS and black. we all care about you and really want to see you NOT have AIDS or be black. -tmtmtG |<1$$ |\/|`/ @$$ (|2@(|<3|2 \X/|-|3|23 [)1[) `/0|_| |3@|2|\| +0 |23@[) |33+ $0 600[)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 *$0 \X/3|_|_ not $0 600[), dipshit. and thats not leet. thats just using symbols on your keyboard to resemble characters, leet is more of a slang diction that uses these characters interspersed with normal arabic characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 It's not that hard to read it, unless you're a little bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 *$0 \X/3|_|_ not $0 600[), dipshit. and thats not leet. thats just using symbols on your keyboard to resemble characters, leet is more of a slang diction that uses these characters interspersed with normal arabic characters. Like j00 5Uxx0Rz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 *$0 \X/3|_|_ not $0 600[), dipshit. and thats not leet. thats just using symbols on your keyboard to resemble characters, leet is more of a slang diction that uses these characters interspersed with normal arabic characters. You are so far off, dipshit typing in 1337 is using all numbers and symbols to represent words.....mixing regular letters with symbols is for the n00bs and it is $0 600[) cause $0 \x/3|_|_ is for grammatically correct fags.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead beat Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 dear ''..........'' drink more buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear Bar, Please have 1$ beers tonight like you used to, it's been a while since I've been around, but hopefully some thing never change. Also, I hope you found a new bartender to replace that chick that looks exactly like my friend Daniel. Seriously, that shit is creepy. Sincerely, cus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear Beer, work your magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear Inner Geek, I love how you come out at the right time just when I start talking to a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 that shit is impossible to read seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear settlement check, please come sooner then my birthday in march thanks IrishCanBoobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear motor company, Thanks for hooking up those gaskets I just bought on friday, got them tonight and hope to fix the motor in the morning, I'm sure I'll find something to do with the sticker but mainly, thanks for the little piece of candy you sent...MnM on the outside, York mint on the inside, sweeet... though, in a way I would rather pay less for my stuff than get candies bearing your logo with my engine parts, seriously, $8 is too much to pay for shipping when the shit weighs 6oz. which is half of 12oz but 12oz weighs a ton. Sam P.S. I'm tired of Whitey keeping me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear PSM, Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Dear Work, Fuck off, I'm going home! Fuck off again, 1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 that shit is impossible to read seriously. not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear Girl, Stop being a crazy bitch. Stop doing one thing and meaning another. Stop acting like somethings not bothering when clearly something is. Stop acting like theres a deeper meaning to anything I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear Downtown Christmas shoppers, I understand that you're excited about christmas, and feel the need to stop in front of macy's windows and gauk, but please, for the love of god, MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET TO WORK/SCHOOL. Thanks for your cooperation, and have a splendid holiday season. Love Always, catface Dear Catface, Yeah. xoxox, H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear Ebph, You are awesome, don't change a thing. Dear 1988, Thanks for the socks! They kept my feet warm and dry. - 7.13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear me, Have fun cuddling with 7.13 tonight... Will do, EBPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear EBPH, Get a life and stop thinking we give a shit about it. Get off the message board and take care of your kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear everyone, Fermatevi with the hate. I mean, stop with the hate. - Jules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear 12oz... Thank you for having a "General off-topic discussion. Casual conversation and humor" section... Maybe if you didn't want any of this casual conversation you should take it out of the title. -EBPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You have a point there EB. Dear Asian shopper, No we won't give you the free box to store your wine in, especially when it is from a totally different wine company. So don't ask stupid fucken questons that annoy the 30 people behind you in the line. -M5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear me, Have fun cuddling with 7.13 tonight... Will do, EBPH Dear EBPH, Get a life and stop thinking we give a shit about it. Get off the message board and take care of your kid. Dear 12oz... Thank you for having a "General off-topic discussion. Casual conversation and humor" section... Maybe if you didn't want any of this casual conversation you should take it out of the title. -EBPH I even laughed...Merry X-masturbar=te... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear PSM, Thank You Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin . awww thats cuuuuuute.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 dear wine, why are so fucking good? why did my girlfriend and i decide to drink three bottles of you on a week night? now i have the wine shakes and the martini lunch ive planned with my co workers is going to be far less enjoyable. plus you get really expensive. fuck you wine. just kidding, im drinking more of you tonight if the whiskey doesnt get to me first. love, boogie hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear black people who drive on Oakland Park BLVD(its in florida.) Why,oh why, do you have to swerve in front of the car. I mean if you have a bank to rob or somone to shoot just put your blinker on and ill slow a little so you can go ahead of me. And next time when you dancing in your car to your stupid ass R&B,KEEP YOUR FUCKING EYES OPEN. IT HELPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 PS: Dear Quebec drivers, Youre almost as bad as the blacks on oakland park, seriously. At least when the blacks cut me off then speed up and start cutting off more people,but you,oh no. You take your fucking mini-van(THEY ALWAYS DRIVE MINI VANS!) and cut me off and decide your going to fast so you want to slow down to a rediculous speed. I fucking hate you Quebec driver. God i really really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear Spitfire: I think the "blacks" like to be called "African Americans." I maybe wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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