the man the myth the GOON

haha. my 1171 points did nothing! noooooooo.

oh, i remembered one. too bad i have no points with this one.

this is my last day here... i won't be back here for about 17 weeks. i'll return with stories about bootcamp and shower sex i'm sure, but until then: goodbye children of the ounce. -the goon

did you check the hogzilla vid? thats a huge fucking pig. 1100 pounds. holy christ. amazing.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread its my last night in town. *tear* drinking. much drinking. but not so much as to make it impossible to get laid. i'd like that much. i'd also like to establish easy tang for when i get back to town. i'm not a nice person. my room mate just called me an asshole because i was making fun of wine snobs in boulder and how i sell them wine that they don't want. ie "i'd like something thats fairly fruity, but rather dry, medium body and acidity." i just latch on to the fact that they asked for dry and sell 'em riesling. fuckers. i hate packing. fucking boring. and it swear i'm getting nothing done. dammit. westham plays tomorrow. woooo. no football for 16 weeks. thats going to be strange. i'm bored.

but 1/2 a warm beer?

f'real, a half pint? .......

not old, just better... (not hyphy)

you and my jewy room mate have the same birthday. have a good one

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread i wanted to smash her real bad way back when.

Re: fucking christians, listen to me i had this argument with my mother yesterday... she said that "losing her son to satan" (referring to me being an atheist) was the hardest thing she'd ever gone through. worse than chemo and her parents' deaths. in conclusion, religion is great for weak minds and even better for controlling people with. fuck all that noise.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread its all messican to me.

hesh, the only way i can make you see this as bad: PGW agreed with you saying its "thumbs up" if that doesn't make it gay, i don't know what does... i don't hate it. i've seen worse bags. boulder's got crazy northface stuff available. i'm sure you can get it stateside

can't believe nobody else called this shit out... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING??? science, statistical fact, and repeated experience are not opinion. certain things are subjective, sure, but you're a goddamn moron. (fact)

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread want what??????? if you need sex.........

Re: whats in your pockets? popgunwar version 2007 january edition. phone. wallet. dime and nickel. chapstick.

the first should be spent sleeping... didn't work that way for me. i got up 3 hours after going to bed (0900 HRS) cleaned my room. packed some of my shit (moving in a week). went running. tried to sleep--room mates were loud and i couldn't i caught about 6 hours last night and a 30 minute nap today. tonight... i'll probably get 5 hours. so much shit to do this week. i feel like hell.... and i don't mind periods. fucking on the rag is a riot, and i've earned my red wings a dozen times over. dirty.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread my best friend's last night in the 303 before shippin to the desert. i'm gonna miss that motherfucker. but i guess i'll be gone too. my ship date's a week away. i've got a lot of shit to get done. christ...

i've gotta cosign on the hangover. mine was killer. also: faggots who can't hold their liquor, girls who bring you home to make out (not to fuck), ex's period, tott's "champagne" my night was pretty rad tho, so i'm not mad

to my credit i lived at the corner of ellis and larkin. there were worse blocks. but that place sucked.

Re: what are you wearing? popgunwar's january 2007 edition. when i first read that i thought it said you bought the bleeding through shirt at target. i was thrilled.

that is the best sort of domestic abuse i've heard of in a while...

no. i don't think i ever had your phone number. unless i talked to you on a girl i know as "emo lindsay"'s phone. i'm not a graffiti writer. there's a hint.

haha. one night i went to the pound and got on the wrong bus shortly after. a trip through hunters point was frightening/amazing. crackhead yelling at the busdriver because he was trying to do a bump off his 6" survival knife but spilled because the bumps in the road. he was wearing a brown velour jump suit detailed with marijuana leaves. it was awesome when i got home safely to the TL...

k. well we've not seen eachother in something like 4 years, so technically no...