rushawn wuan Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 yo that was on point b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear billz, I am really not fond of you robbing my fun. Also making me sell my personal possessions in order to pay you is less than cool and I feel as though you should stop occupying my mail box. I think the mail dude would appreciate you lightening his load as well. If not for me then for the mail dude. Donkey Smell Shalom Guan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear girlfriends ass, That won't be the last time I ever try that again. Zero.... Also Dear Ex's, You will never ever hear from me ever again unless I'm trying to arrange a meeting of my cock and your vag, mouth, ass, or any combination thereof. If I feel that I'm not going to get you to come over within the first two min of talking to you I'll cut my losses and tell you I have to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Mayor Bloomberg, Please destroy and sink Williamsburg and all of it's inhabitants into the fucking water Thanks in advance, IrishCarBombs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Termites stop eating the floor in my home. it is making it rather hard to live here and i dont feel like paying 5000 to exterminate you and then have to live in another house for 2 months. im sure we can all work this out amicably, without me having to slaughter you all. sincerely yours, Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear Rush, Clear your PMs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear UPS You faggots know that there is no one home at 3 in the afternoon. Why do you always feel the need to deliver at that time. I need my muthafuking package!!!!!! Angry Sneakz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 oh shit. my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear duck butter, i make a joke! you like? dear santa-cruz no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear ladies please conform to the new universal uniform socks and a hair net. shoes are optional but acceptable in accordance to appropriety. (spelling grammar check?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear spelling and grammar, Why don't people get you? You're not all that hard. Also, why does it seem that people who actually choose to write on things for a living and hobby get you the least of all? EBPH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear cock, Stop ruining my life and getting me involved with women that I find absolutely repulsive once the brain is back in control. Sincerely, Tony Toni Tone from Oakland, Californy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear local teenage girls, Please stop tempting me by saying things like "I don't really care about age." Your airhead-ass has obviously never tasted prison bologna. Sincerely, Uncle Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 No Homo on that last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Bonk's Adventure, I know it's been a good decade or so since I played you, but you're still very awesome. Please thank Nintendo for allowing me to download you onto my Wii. EBPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear who ever makes videos on youtube, please make some more 12oz airfo'ce graffndance movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 To Sir With love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Also Dear Ex's, You will never ever hear from me ever again unless I'm trying to arrange a meeting of my cock and your vag, mouth, ass, or any combination thereof. If I feel that I'm not going to get you to come over within the first two min of talking to you I'll cut my losses and tell you I have to go. Never have I seen a post so on point!!! And for you to even bother with an ex, it has to be a combination of all 3 orifices. Just my 2 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Renter Lady and Drunk Asshole, Please before I view a place, make sure the place is available. Or else, you're just wasting my time, and your time. Apparently, this town and your company dont do things the normal way. idiot. Drunkasshole, I am tracking your ass down and killing you for fucking up my car. Future true story. Lots of Hate, Alure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear School, Today is my last day with you. PEACE BITCH. Always, AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear SpreadAIDS, Whats up with the bar in Little Mogadishu? We should hit that up YOUKNOW QAWEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear work, FUCK YOU!!!!! hate, duck butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Dear Lead Guitarist, If you ever call me a Jazz Fusion Drummer again you will get punched in the mouth. Nigga I play with style and have my own sound...You on the otherhand are a slash wanna-be and although you are an amazing guitarist your originals suck and sound like 80's hair bands. Sorry for trying to put a spin on them and making them sound like something new. Forever Rockin Sir Salomon Wondersnizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dear catface i see you lurking your pal 1202 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 dear biters... you all suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear asshole that has to swerve through lanes on the freeway, Good job getting to where you have to go 45 seconds faster. It takes a real man to almost cause three accidents just because you had to be somewhere trivial. It's as if they were giving away free pussy and you were late. I'm pretty sure if you rear ended someone it wouldn't be your fault. I mean you can't blame yourself for being born with douche bag strained into your genetic code. Seriously I fucking hate people who drive like they're the only ones on the road. Earth to "Dumbfuck" stop being a complete waste of oxygen and be more careful. Signed 0- 60 degrees F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hand Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear Jeff Spicoli Why are you continuously late for my class? -Mr. Hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 dear noobs... stay in school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear People Buying Lottery Tickets When I'm Running Late, I just wanna swoop in and buy a pack of Newports And your dumb ass is asking about motherfucking numbers and buying quickpicks and number 15 scratch tickets. Just give me your fucking money. It's faster than buying tickets and you get the same amount back. Choke on a dick, After School Special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Dear Seven.13, We should go to Florida and visit Smart... Also, what's up? Comfy? Cool. I think I'm gonna lie down now. That dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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