Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ok so my job is the best in the world ever.... I go to work today dressed sexy as hell just like everyday because, well i am sexy... get to my job sit do some work check the Ounce do some work check my motorcycle sites work a little check the myspace (not a big myspacer but i dabble...)then work check the ounce... Get an email...Lunch in the confrence room... 7 xL pizzas for a company of 20 people dopness I eat sit and shoot the shit with the VP's and other sales staff chillen chillen chillen for over an hour... Get back to my desk get an email...We are shooting for 3oclock departure today enjoy your weekend!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOO leavin early dance n graff commences between me and my older follow employees... 2:30pm rolls around one of my friends in service prolly the funniest person in the company walks back hey man you just turned 21 right? Me say, JAH MON He You like Jager? I say JAH MON, he walks off..... Hands me a unopened 750ml bottle of Jager goes happy birthday man see you saturday for some texas holdem... WICKED DOPENESSS Dance n Graff commences in the cubicle for the last 5 min of the day!!!! HAPPY WEEKEND LADIES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 life of royalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 not bad at all. hire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 that's cool that you work with people you like. It's a huge benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 No offense or nuttin' but a twenty person Co., meh, Get a govt. job dudley, then you can brag about how little you do, or how everybody sits around and bullshits. whatever, have fun on the Labor Day of Ernesto and shit, YOur Northeast US right Some1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 this is how my day went. 6am alarm zap zap zap zap snooze 7am alarm zap zap zap zap off 8am phone call from boss. MAC: Whats up man? ME: Not shit! What time is it? MAC: 8. you comin to work today? ME: What needs to be done? MAC: I dunno. Im not there yet either! I'll go by and check it out! 9am phone call from boss. MAC: Whats up man? ME: Not shit. Whats goin on? MAC: There are about 20 boards that need to be taped at the top. ME: Dude you're already there. See you on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 No offense or nuttin' but a twenty person Co., meh, ok my sales team alone did 29 million in AUGUST you depressed ass BITCH!!! zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 numbers dont mean shit. you can do industrial sales in real estate and do one deal for $100m or if it's residential it would take 2000 sales to make the same money. it's all relative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 PLUS!!!!!!! ADDED BONUS!!!!!! I get to go to Boston in october for a thursday HP training deally from 8am till 3pm but they are putting me up in a hotel for the night I am taking the next day off and I get the weekend in boston!!!! Bar hopping with hot girls from highschool yes pussai and a couple of my cousins c/ no incest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 numbers dont mean shit. you can do industrial sales in real estate and do one deal for $100m or if it's residential it would take 2000 sales to make the same money. it's all relative. we beat our goal by 10 million i would say its pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 PLUS!!!!!!! ADDED BONUS!!!!!! I get to go to Boston in october for a thursday HP training deally from 8am till 3pm but they are putting me up in a hotel for the night I am taking the next day off and I get the weekend in boston!!!! Bar hopping with hot girls from highschool yes pussai and a couple of my cousins c/ no incest. you seem very excited. someone scored a happy friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 movies all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It's 1pm Pacific. I'm off work, already got a haircut and ready for the weekend. Worked out a deal with the supervisor and not only am i out by noonish I am getting OT right now while im on 12oz. And next week is a 3 day work week. muhahaha LOCAL 347 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i was going to write something about being driven around manhattan in limos (the towncars...not the strech) and having $400 dinners for two on the company but i thought that would be dick. enjoy your jager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 nah, mine is way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Dudes who talk about going to work "dressed sexy as hell" are probably dudes who watch gladiator movies, or like turkish bathhouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 my job isnt the greatest but the pay is alot and by alot I maen ALOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i want a job! i can tap dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 stripper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Dudes who talk about going to work "dressed sexy as hell" are probably dudes who watch gladiator movies, or like turkish bathhouses. you mean it's a dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 \Nah I just like to dress nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Tattoo job. I'm not complainin' either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I used to get free beers every night at my old job. That was the only good thing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 living off strippers kid one hoe at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 i am literally part of the "working poor" ... fuck yo couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 your jobs weak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 not a bad deal i need a decent fuckin job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 ok my sales team alone did 29 million in AUGUST you depressed ass BITCH!!! zing you seeing any commission ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I quit my job today. Been there two weeks. Thats a new record in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slush.e Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 seriously wish i had a desk job.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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