Who wants a real story?
Me and my friend were painting and all the sudden we hear "DEATH TO TYRANTS" and this guy jumps out from behind a tree with a knife so we're like "OH SHIZNOT" So we ran into a pottery shop and he chased us with rocket shoes. So we went up the stairs but we forgot that they isntalled rocket elevators. So here we are on the roof of the pottery shop and theres this guy with a dog up there giving the dog a blowjob. So we pointed our spray paint down and used it as a jetpack to fly to safety.