JohnnyHorton Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Originally posted by swif1+Apr 29 2005, 04:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (swif1 - Apr 29 2005, 04:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Girth Brooks@Apr 29 2005, 12:18 PM having a girlfriend is fucking stupid. Quoted post Haha! This nigga. I heard this story from an e-friend not too long ago..You go to watch your girlfriend star in a play. You and your friend decide to get drunk before the play. You get kicked out. pwnt. Quoted post [/b] yea... who does that??? ESPECIALLY when they could be getting drunk with me, watching rise against? pshaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 the man works 5 days a week, so i see him in the evenings. since we have a kid, instead of going to the movies we go to the drive in sometimes. i usually cook dinner, and he has some beers and i get shitfaced like a stupid wino. well not shitfaced, but i do enjoy wine once in a while. fridays are usually bbq night, and i love it. we go to blockbuster atleast 4 times a week and burn/watch dvd's. we have sex and eat ice cream afterwards. we go to buffets and get bloated off desserts and pot roast. weekends we usually clean the home together, and in the evening we listen to music and have a drawing session on our dinner table, and dream up weird stuff together. sometimes we'll fight about dumb shit, but alot of times we have make up sex. we both have a hard time painting together, so we usually paint when the other ones not home. i cook big breakfasts on sundays. we go to the music and art store and buy whatever we can afford, and go home and cream about it. we watch more dvds. we take showers together. on the weekends once in a while we'll have a job that we do together to paint a mural at someones house. we get paid and by groceries and more art stuff. sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 the same thing that everyone else does. fuck her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 usually we try not to argue>>> haha that's every relationship i've had... whenever i was with someone, i really liked going to flea markets, the beach all day and then lunch or dinner, watching movies, cooking, bookstores, going to bars getting trashed. i also think riding bikes together would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 We beat the kids together. No just kidding. We get wasted and deal with drama in a way that is fun. Maybe by blowing things way out of proportion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 we steal we paint we drink we hump patners in crime.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Originally posted by swif1+Apr 29 2005, 08:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (swif1 - Apr 29 2005, 08:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Girth Brooks@Apr 29 2005, 12:18 PM having a girlfriend is fucking stupid. Quoted post Haha! This nigga. I heard this story from an e-friend not too long ago..You go to watch your girlfriend star in a play. You and your friend decide to get drunk before the play. You get kicked out. pwnt. Quoted post [/b] YESSSSSSSSSSSS! zing zing zing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 Originally posted by swif1@Apr 29 2005, 09:28 AM Haha! This nigga. I heard this story from an e-friend not too long ago..You go to watch your girlfriend star in a play. You and your friend decide to get drunk before the play. You get kicked out. pwnt. Quoted post What an asshole..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I miss regular ssex page 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton+Apr 28 2005, 04:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JohnnyHorton - Apr 28 2005, 04:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>usually we try not to argue Quoted post [/b] AMEN. I hate it when my girlfriend is like, "I'm not arguing with you." Or, "I'm not in a bad mood.".... rrrright. She may be a little crazy and irrational at times, I love her. I don't think there's a way for people to always get along and never disagree, it can't happen. <!--QuoteBegin-Devilush@Apr 29 2005, 10:30 AM lately we've been hermits. thats because we've completely stopped doing drugs (instead of weed for me) and drinking heavily. Quoted post My girlfriend and I stopped using drugs as well.... except she still smokes reefer... which occassionally get's on my nerves, but alot of times she just chills out more so it can be a good thing too. It's the drinking, I swear every time we drink, or if even one of us drinks it's a fight. I really don't have alot of time for fighting in my life. But one good thing about drinking, if we're in a rather controlled enviroment, if we get really drunk really fast we just end up all entwined like snakes and then we do it like 3 or 4 times in a row (lube helps). We like to take walks every now and again, especially if we have new markers, we'll go park in downtown somewhere and just kinda walk around aimlessly. That's always fun. We also go to movies every now and then and dinner every now and then too. Mostly I like to kinda be a recluse and stay inside when I get home from work so I can relax and get a head start on sleeping. I heard that part of growing up is not partying and doing drugs all the time. I think this has alot of truth to it. I know more than a couple people that are straight up spinning their wheels in life from doing drugs. I say adios amigos to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Hahahahahahahahha. Sarah and I were giggling about that guy who showed up shitfaced at his girlfriends play a few days ago. I'd say that the aquarium is always a fun place to go, or the zoo. Ctown has a crazy zoo, you guys should go there. One of my favorite things to do is wander around at night with T.T. Chinatown..suburbia...Westend with its million dollar homes...the beach, whatever. Cooking together..mmm. Painting together usually doen't work out so good. We fight over paint, I somehow get paint all over my clothes and his etc.... Taking day trips out of town is also excellent. So are picnics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I" "MY BOYFRIEND AND I" MAAAAAAAN FUCK YALL NIGGAS. FUCK THAT BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND SHIT. THROW THAT SHIT IN THE GARBAGE B. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU NIGGAS...OK? SO STOP TELLING ME SHIT ABOUT HOW YALL WENT TO EUROPE AND IT WAS ALL ROMANTIC AND SHIT AND STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES AND STOP CALLING THAT BITCHES MOTHER "MOM" LIKE YALL NIGGAS ARE MARRIED, YOU STUPID MOTHAFUCKAS...AND HOW BOUT IF ONE OF YALL GOES OUT ALONE AND GETS DRUNK, YOUR FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT STUPID! HAHA! YEAH THATS RIGHT NIGGA. YOU CALLED THE BITCH AND THE SHIT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL NIGGA...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN, BUT SHE AINT TELL YOU THAT THE TRAIN SHE WAS ON WAS 5 NIGGAS DICKIN IT DOWN! YOU DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKA! HAHA! STUPID! AND YO SHORTY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING POOL WITH HIS BOYS, HE'S WITH SOME NEXT BITCH GETTING HIS BALLS LICKED DOWN EARLY, WHILE YOU CALL AND CALL AND CALL AND THE NIGGA PHONE IS ON SILENT. FUCK YOU NIGGAS AND FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. IMA GO SMOKE THIS BLACK. HOLLA AT ME. -MERO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Hahhahaha, maybe you havnt met the right one yet mero....you got a good point - there are some sheisty girls out there! Ok, one wonderful thing about london is that it has alot of coffee shops... I think these are a blinding place for them quiet evenings, most have a huge selection of wine and also food, usually quite chilled music (no bodypopping or headspins in these joints guys and girls!) ...... Works well on first dates when you want to be intimate and have them close talks.... also a great place to sort out arguments expreso with a shot of amaretto works wonders! sorry im babbling im high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Hahaha...i'm drunk and meros post was funny as hell my apologies..i'll regret it later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 one of my favorite activities include going to the dog beach with him and shu-shu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 anyone got ideas on what to do with a girl for a first date ? i havent taken a girl out in about 2 years, i got no idea what people do these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 zoo, aquarium, theme parks, bars.... ya know, fun shit. those make the best dates. dinner + a movie gets OLD FAST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Hahaha, Mero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Apr 28 2005, 04:46 PM What kind of things do you do with your significant other? Do you like going out for a night on the town and getting crazy drunk or sitting at home cuddling and watching TV? Do you prefer doing things in the daytime or when the sun goes down? What are some completely random/bizarre ideas you came up with that ended up being totally fun? This is a thread to exchange ideas on how to have a fun time with your girlfriend/boyfriend, other than the classic dinner-and-a-movie cliche. Art shows? Picnics? The Circus? What kind of things do you people like doing? Quoted post I was in a relationship for 8 whole years. I spent alot of time getting drunk after the first year or two. Do you read that cartoon andy cap? Nahhh.. I mean I made good money. But we watched alot of movies drank a lot of beer and used to go out. We came up and our house had style. While my friends caught fame I maintained a relationship with a women that was cool. We went through so much it was like chilling with my best friend that was also my girlfriend. She is a beatiful woman and crazy cool, girl was breaded our whole relationship. But we kicked it you know. Sex Alchohol money and nice places to live. So if I chill with a girl that I like, im pretty much like I want to chill with you like my homie but we can fuck to you know? However, I have hung out with some girls but i prefer women, I mean you know?klm airlines style, i want some dutch in that blulnt. I got pocket checked by some fools on the same blunt block. That was funny, I got my cell phone back cause its fucked cracked out and says Jesus Saves. They pulled my wallet and celly three deep mad quick. Then they gave me enough money to get to work and I clocked a sack off em. Like I said my boy got his collarbone broken on the block the night before so I was pushin being out at that hour but the liqour store is cool. I talked to the woman I am attracted to and she was in Los Angeles. I found 4 gallons of paint and a nice vynl painting bag on the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Originally posted by DEE38@Apr 29 2005, 12:03 PM the man works 5 days a week, so i see him in the evenings. since we have a kid, instead of going to the movies we go to the drive in sometimes. i usually cook dinner, and he has some beers and i get shitfaced like a stupid wino. well not shitfaced, but i do enjoy wine once in a while. fridays are usually bbq night, and i love it. we go to blockbuster atleast 4 times a week and burn/watch dvd's. we have sex and eat ice cream afterwards. we go to buffets and get bloated off desserts and pot roast. weekends we usually clean the home together, and in the evening we listen to music and have a drawing session on our dinner table, and dream up weird stuff together. sometimes we'll fight about dumb shit, but alot of times we have make up sex. we both have a hard time painting together, so we usually paint when the other ones not home. i cook big breakfasts on sundays. we go to the music and art store and buy whatever we can afford, and go home and cream about it. we watch more dvds. we take showers together. on the weekends once in a while we'll have a job that we do together to paint a mural at someones house. we get paid and by groceries and more art stuff. sex. Quoted post thats for real. thats how it goes, come on now. we are all adults in this situation. I do not waste time on females that do not retain the same values as me. so if I spend time with you and your a female and I am attracted to you. I am wanting to fuck you and have children, if your that attractive. Other wise I will just comment on your abilitys to make me want to fuck you. But if I start fucking you then I wanna fuck you and drink and make millions of dollars and fuck you and you can raise the kids. However I need to find a wife so we can raise a bluenose pit. That requires a full time career for her at home while I am out making money. Further more, said women must be faithfull and paint murals with me on the weekends in addition to being my potnah on the dance floor when I want to go out and catch floor rocks. Besides that it would help if you can freestyle and sing, make beats and edit video. yahmsayendough? I dated and Army Veteran for a hot one. It was a trip. We kicked it and watched tv, drank and i constantly was doing my best to get her out her clothes and get to that clit. eh, I met two east coast honeys that hollered. that was cool. plus my girl in LA. word yo. I respect females. Females can fuck your world up if you aint on terms you understand. Bitches got no honors. You know though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Intelligence running rampant .. huh HYOUKNOWWHATI"M SAYIN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 either im high or i just saw a dolphin :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 PLOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 we sit around being embarrassingly bohemian. we drink, smoke, smoke, fuck, drop pills and chew the inside of our mouths, write on things, go to art galleries, talk about art, talk about how we hate everything, listen to music, I drive her places, go to college, drink stupid amounts of coffee, watch Have I Got News For You, bitch, get tattooed, plan to move to Prague or Lyon, cut my hair, laugh at other people for not having the relationship we have.... talking is the big one really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 i recently taught my girl how to play mtg. g shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlecho Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@May 1 2005, 02:31 AM "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I" "MY BOYFRIEND AND I" MAAAAAAAN FUCK YALL NIGGAS. FUCK THAT BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND SHIT. THROW THAT SHIT IN THE GARBAGE B. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU NIGGAS...OK? SO STOP TELLING ME SHIT ABOUT HOW YALL WENT TO EUROPE AND IT WAS ALL ROMANTIC AND SHIT AND STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES AND STOP CALLING THAT BITCHES MOTHER "MOM" LIKE YALL NIGGAS ARE MARRIED, YOU STUPID MOTHAFUCKAS...AND HOW BOUT IF ONE OF YALL GOES OUT ALONE AND GETS DRUNK, YOUR FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT STUPID! HAHA! YEAH THATS RIGHT NIGGA. YOU CALLED THE BITCH AND THE SHIT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL NIGGA...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN, BUT SHE AINT TELL YOU THAT THE TRAIN SHE WAS ON WAS 5 NIGGAS DICKIN IT DOWN! YOU DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKA! HAHA! STUPID! AND YO SHORTY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING POOL WITH HIS BOYS, HE'S WITH SOME NEXT BITCH GETTING HIS BALLS LICKED DOWN EARLY, WHILE YOU CALL AND CALL AND CALL AND THE NIGGA PHONE IS ON SILENT. FUCK YOU NIGGAS AND FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. IMA GO SMOKE THIS BLACK. HOLLA AT ME. -MERO. Quoted post yo, mero... you mad? i think sooooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 He ain't mad. See, I have no reason to be 'jaded' or whatever you call it, but the truth shall set you free. People are insanely naive, and someone has to make a post like that to make you think about it. Half the relationships you guys are in are going to end in some stupid way like the bitch giving you a note that says "I will always <3 you, but this wasn't meant to be" or some shit. Guys and girls want sex - that's it. But yo, I wouldn't mind going out with a girl who would use her good looks and charm to distract fools while I run missions. That'd be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by thegirlecho+May 2 2005, 10:09 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (thegirlecho - May 2 2005, 10:09 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@May 1 2005, 02:31 AM "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I" "MY BOYFRIEND AND I" MAAAAAAAN FUCK YALL NIGGAS. FUCK THAT BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND SHIT. THROW THAT SHIT IN THE GARBAGE B. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU NIGGAS...OK? SO STOP TELLING ME SHIT ABOUT HOW YALL WENT TO EUROPE AND IT WAS ALL ROMANTIC AND SHIT AND STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES AND STOP CALLING THAT BITCHES MOTHER "MOM" LIKE YALL NIGGAS ARE MARRIED, YOU STUPID MOTHAFUCKAS...AND HOW BOUT IF ONE OF YALL GOES OUT ALONE AND GETS DRUNK, YOUR FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT STUPID! HAHA! YEAH THATS RIGHT NIGGA. YOU CALLED THE BITCH AND THE SHIT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL NIGGA...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN, BUT SHE AINT TELL YOU THAT THE TRAIN SHE WAS ON WAS 5 NIGGAS DICKIN IT DOWN! YOU DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKA! HAHA! STUPID! AND YO SHORTY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING POOL WITH HIS BOYS, HE'S WITH SOME NEXT BITCH GETTING HIS BALLS LICKED DOWN EARLY, WHILE YOU CALL AND CALL AND CALL AND THE NIGGA PHONE IS ON SILENT. FUCK YOU NIGGAS AND FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. IMA GO SMOKE THIS BLACK. HOLLA AT ME. -MERO. Quoted post yo, mero... you mad? i think sooooooooo. Quoted post [/b] HAHAHAHA YOU MAAAAAD YOU MAAAAAAAD!!! I GOT YOU ASSHOLE! WITH YOUR MOVIE DATE ASS! :haha: :haha: :haha: MEROESSSS YOU ANGRY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damn vandle Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Going to thrift stores was always cool. Taking long road trips. Camping in the mountains etc. etc..... damn I miss her!!!!!!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Sooki - stop being so damn 52. And Joey Millions, shit man, I had no idea you felt that way. You want tme to place a collect call to CT and tell Big Red The Base-Viking Bitch you're wise to her scheming? :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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