MIZZaBcfly Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@May 1 2005, 02:31 AM "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I" "MY BOYFRIEND AND I" MAAAAAAAN FUCK YALL NIGGAS. FUCK THAT BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND SHIT. THROW THAT SHIT IN THE GARBAGE B. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU NIGGAS...OK? SO STOP TELLING ME SHIT ABOUT HOW YALL WENT TO EUROPE AND IT WAS ALL ROMANTIC AND SHIT AND STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES AND STOP CALLING THAT BITCHES MOTHER "MOM" LIKE YALL NIGGAS ARE MARRIED, YOU STUPID MOTHAFUCKAS...AND HOW BOUT IF ONE OF YALL GOES OUT ALONE AND GETS DRUNK, YOUR FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE! HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT STUPID! HAHA! YEAH THATS RIGHT NIGGA. YOU CALLED THE BITCH AND THE SHIT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL NIGGA...SHE MIGHT TELL YOU SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN, BUT SHE AINT TELL YOU THAT THE TRAIN SHE WAS ON WAS 5 NIGGAS DICKIN IT DOWN! YOU DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKA! HAHA! STUPID! AND YO SHORTY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING POOL WITH HIS BOYS, HE'S WITH SOME NEXT BITCH GETTING HIS BALLS LICKED DOWN EARLY, WHILE YOU CALL AND CALL AND CALL AND THE NIGGA PHONE IS ON SILENT. FUCK YOU NIGGAS AND FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP. IMA GO SMOKE THIS BLACK. HOLLA AT ME. -MERO. Quoted post bmsl @ "the shit went straight to voicemail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 make fun of people, talk shit about people from work since we work at the same freakin place, rent movies from netflix since we both work full-time, drive around and take pictures of graffiti, go to art shows and 'schmooze' i guess, try a different restaurant to eat at and park a little far so we can walk off what we just ate, explore some part of the city we've never been to before...but most of the time, we just stay home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellz Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Show them what they're worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 hip hop shows, butterfly terrariums. museams camping sex on cocaine dive bars darts xanax blunts on Belle Isle overlooking the city drinking rolling rock Ann Arbor Shopping Driving around looking at new burners Resturants everybody always called us the Hot couple. Im glad im single now. Bitches are crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 bitches be frontin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirleytemple Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 i paint with my boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 my and my girl argue all the time....but hey...its cool with me...argueing isnt an expensive date.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 arm wrestle fight beta fish dead leg wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 punch pork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malca Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 haha. woohoo!! internet beef. /ignore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 dive bars..... yadda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's haha. woohoo!! internet beef. /ignore well you're obviously not ignoring, if you were you wouldn't have responded, duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i can't hang with that shit. i'd rather hang out by myself and write on shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's the man works 5 days a week' date=' so i see him in the evenings. since we have a kid, instead of going to the movies we go to the drive in sometimes. i usually cook dinner, and he has some beers and i get shitfaced like a stupid wino. well not shitfaced, but i do enjoy wine once in a while. fridays are usually bbq night, and i love it. we go to blockbuster atleast 4 times a week and burn/watch dvd's. we have sex and eat ice cream afterwards. we go to buffets and get bloated off desserts and pot roast. weekends we usually clean the home together, and in the evening we listen to music and have a drawing session on our dinner table, and dream up weird stuff together. sometimes we'll fight about dumb shit, but alot of times we have make up sex. we both have a hard time painting together, so we usually paint when the other ones not home. i cook big breakfasts on sundays. we go to the music and art store and buy whatever we can afford, and go home and cream about it. we watch more dvds. we take showers together. on the weekends once in a while we'll have a job that we do together to paint a mural at someones house. we get paid and by groceries and more art stuff. sex.[/quote'] Thats sounds like a Spike Lee joint. Soundtrack has The Stylistics on it. Add yuck's idea of beating the children together. Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's the man works 5 days a week' date=' so i see him in the evenings. since we have a kid, instead of going to the movies we go to the drive in sometimes. i usually cook dinner, and he has some beers and i get shitfaced like a stupid wino. well not shitfaced, but i do enjoy wine once in a while. fridays are usually bbq night, and i love it. we go to blockbuster atleast 4 times a week and burn/watch dvd's. we have sex and eat ice cream afterwards. we go to buffets and get bloated off desserts and pot roast. weekends we usually clean the home together, and in the evening we listen to music and have a drawing session on our dinner table, and dream up weird stuff together. sometimes we'll fight about dumb shit, but alot of times we have make up sex. we both have a hard time painting together, so we usually paint when the other ones not home. i cook big breakfasts on sundays. we go to the music and art store and buy whatever we can afford, and go home and cream about it. we watch more dvds. we take showers together. on the weekends once in a while we'll have a job that we do together to paint a mural at someones house. we get paid and by groceries and more art stuff. sex.[/quote'] awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... i used to have that EXACT same life minus the super cute kid.... now... hmm.. yeh.. imma winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's i can't hang with that shit. i'd rather hang out by myself and write on shit. yeh... purdy much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
religion Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Hey dazzle. I think I painted across from you at a graff jam @ Granville last summer. I did the underwater subway shit... you did the supersonic ray. Let me know if you remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 me and the girl chill like mad. she evens me out, and listens to all my bullshit. she's in my corner no matter what, loyalty is what its all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 My my my, it's good to see Mero back on the boards. And D38's life sounds like one good soundtrack. Everyone else... in the middle. I'm sorry, you'll get there eventually. Or one of you will head Mero's way as the other starts prepping for 38's way of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 lots of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i take em to a pizza place called fat slice. bomb ass pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 and somehow we end up humpin at the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You know it just occured to me, why did you put apostrophes on Girlfriends/boyfriends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's You know it just occured to me' date=' why did you put apostrophes on Girlfriends/boyfriends?[/quote'] hes from europe.. cut him some slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 we have yo-yo battles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Where the fuck did this come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I think you made it when you started dating your girl now, because you were a noob to relationships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 MY GIRLFRIEND IS BURIED IN A DITCH RIGHT NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 my woman just sent me an email sayin: "I WANT A BABY" not sure if she was serious or not.... ........................ discuss ............................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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