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And what's up with some bitches being mad horny and always wanting to fuck when they bleeding? Or is that just my misfortune?>> no no i've always heard women have bigger and better orgams when they're on their period. and they are in general more horny during that time of the month. someone go research

Charlie: You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit, and you know it.

psssh. it's awesome. after about 20+ viewings, you'll realize it's golden.

Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay? Billy Zane: It's a walk-off! Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls. Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? Hansel: Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? this can go on and on.

a clockwork orange

for me it has always been and always will be one important thing above all else. make me laugh until my sides hurt. to me a wonderful sense of humor will rule over anything else lacking. keep me smiling and that's all i need.

oh just give me a damn miller high life

usually we try not to argue>>> haha that's every relationship i've had... whenever i was with someone, i really liked going to flea markets, the beach all day and then lunch or dinner, watching movies, cooking, bookstores, going to bars getting trashed. i also think riding bikes together would be nice.

i really liked it too. i remember before i saw it thinking it would be decent but nothing special. it seemed really cutesy i guess is the word? but it wasn't at all. good flick

i am secretly amused when boston people say wicked

her vagina kind looks kind of gray in some of those. maybe just the camera hah

the new harry potter (hangs head in shame). also, very interested to see the movie adapation of memoirs of a geisha. but i think both are coming out '06. not sure..

well she's your ex. it sounds like she's the one who wants it. tell her everything you feel, but in the end it's really her decision. like it or not, it's her body so she can choose whatever she wants. however, she will probably have custody correct?. you can have visiting rights, maybe 2 or so a week and weekends or whatever is decided. you don't have to quit painting. does she plan on quitting drugs/alcohol after baby is born? you shouldn't give up painting just because you have a child. if you pay child support, it is decided by how much you make a month. it isn't fun and it will be hard.but look on the bright side, if she ends up keeping it- you will love this child. it will make your life harder on a million levels. however, it will probably bring you happiness and joy you didn't know existed. good luck, and keep us posted.

Pencil break bitch! and i'm hand choppin that shit if i'm losing, straight laugh in your face when you say i cheated.> hahaha

i'm pretty sure peoples feeding tubes are removed on the regular and it's never such a huge deal. because why afterall, it is like a private affair. or should be kept as one. blech

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT BY JAMES GEARY -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It happens to us all at one time or another: deja vu, that uncanny feeling of having experienced something before but being unable to recall exactly when or where. The term comes from the French for "already seen," and is defined by psychiatrists as "any subjectively inappropriate impression of familiarity of a present experience with an undefined past." But that clinical description hardly does justice to the eerie sense of mystery and unease we feel during such an episode of inexplicable recognition. In The Psychopathology of Everyday Life, Freud placed the deja vu experience in "the category of the miraculous" and predicted that "the subject would merit the most exhaustive treatment." But because it's an evanescent phenomenon, deja vu is notoriously difficult to study. Most theories are speculative at best. Psychoanalysts, for example, maintain that deja vu has to do with wish fulfillment. According to this theory, deja vu is the expression of a wish to repeat a past experience--but this time with a more satisfactory outcome. Parapsychologists, on the other hand, suggest it's a fleeting glimpse of some past life. But as the brain's mechanisms for learning and memory become better understood, scientists are proffering more plausible--though still preliminary--explanations of this strange and miraculous act of recollection. A model for one such explanation is the hologram. In a hologram, a kind of three-dimensional photograph, each point in the image contains all the data necessary to reconstruct the image as a whole. "Even the smallest fragment will give the complete picture," says Herman Sno, a psychiatrist at De Heel Hospital outside Amsterdam who has made an extensive study of the scientific literature on deja vu. "But the smaller the fragment, the less sharp the picture will be." If memories are indeed stored in the brain as holograms, each part of the memory contains all the sensory and emotional data needed to recall the entire original experience. A single detail--the sound of a child's voice, for example, or the smell of a lover's clothing--can evoke the complete remembered scene. According to this model, deja vu occurs when a detail from a current experience so strongly resembles a detail from a previous experience that a full-blown memory of the past event is conjured up. "As a result of the mismatching," says Sno, "the brain mistakes the present for the past. You feel certain you've seen the picture before." Another potential explanation involves a glitch in the exquisitely timed processes of perception and cognition. This theory proposes that sensory impressions of a current experience get detoured in the brain and are not immediately perceived. The information is, however, stored as a memory. This split-second delay in cognition creates the unsettling impression that the event "is being experienced and recalled simultaneously," says Sno. Whether it's a slippage of timing, a mental hologram or something else entirely, deja vu will remain one of the mind's most tantalizing and elusive tricks. from the skeptics dictionary article by times magazine

i love the weed so congratulations are in order. welcome to the dark side.

My mom used to beat the shit out of me, that set me straight, im down for some discipline and it's not abuse, whoever said it was abuse is a pussy, straight up, if a kid gets out of line, whoop his ass dont let him get away with it, dont send him to his room where he has all the shit he could ask for, pop him one in the eyeball. that's my rant. >>> i got beat with a 2 by 4 so much as a child, i seriously drew on it with my markers because i saw the damn thing so much. but i still don't think it's a teacher place to act like that, leave the beatings for the parents.

i think maybe that dr claw from inspector gadget seemed kind of hot/cool when i was a young one, does that count?

hahahaa. seriously. what do you want her to do with the hand?

being slapped and punched rules. spankings. super dirty talk. tied up. ehh nothing as out there as eye ball licking or robot hands. but i make it through just fine.

i love stuff like this

the chase is funner... but seriously, like bodice said- getting laid on the regular beats a chase in the end.

that first flick is sherbert