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dirtyhoodrat

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  1. And what's up with some bitches being mad horny and always wanting to fuck when they bleeding? Or is that just my misfortune?>> no no i've always heard women have bigger and better orgams when they're on their period. and they are in general more horny during that time of the month. someone go research
  2. Charlie: You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit, and you know it.
  3. psssh. it's awesome. after about 20+ viewings, you'll realize it's golden.
  4. Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay? Billy Zane: It's a walk-off! Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls. Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? Hansel: Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? this can go on and on.
  5. for me it has always been and always will be one important thing above all else. make me laugh until my sides hurt. to me a wonderful sense of humor will rule over anything else lacking. keep me smiling and that's all i need.
  6. oh just give me a damn miller high life
  7. usually we try not to argue>>> haha that's every relationship i've had... whenever i was with someone, i really liked going to flea markets, the beach all day and then lunch or dinner, watching movies, cooking, bookstores, going to bars getting trashed. i also think riding bikes together would be nice.
  8. i really liked it too. i remember before i saw it thinking it would be decent but nothing special. it seemed really cutesy i guess is the word? but it wasn't at all. good flick
  9. her vagina kind looks kind of gray in some of those. maybe just the camera hah
  10. the new harry potter (hangs head in shame). also, very interested to see the movie adapation of memoirs of a geisha. but i think both are coming out '06. not sure..
  11. well she's your ex. it sounds like she's the one who wants it. tell her everything you feel, but in the end it's really her decision. like it or not, it's her body so she can choose whatever she wants. however, she will probably have custody correct?. you can have visiting rights, maybe 2 or so a week and weekends or whatever is decided. you don't have to quit painting. does she plan on quitting drugs/alcohol after baby is born? you shouldn't give up painting just because you have a child. if you pay child support, it is decided by how much you make a month. it isn't fun and it will be hard.but look on the bright side, if she ends up keeping it- you will love this child. it will make your life harder on a million levels. however, it will probably bring you happiness and joy you didn't know existed. good luck, and keep us posted.
  12. Pencil break bitch! and i'm hand choppin that shit if i'm losing, straight laugh in your face when you say i cheated.> hahaha
  13. i'm pretty sure peoples feeding tubes are removed on the regular and it's never such a huge deal. because why afterall, it is like a private affair. or should be kept as one. blech
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