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    The Skateboard Thread

    https://gifyoutube.com/gif/KBbGe6 <iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBbGe6" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="480" height="270" style="-webkit-backface-visibility: hidden;-webkit-transform: scale(1);" ></iframe>
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    random thots

    Re: random thoughts having sudden realisation of word meanings/contexts after 30 + years, does it even matter, no but it freaks me the fuck out.
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    Alcoholism

    __________________________________________________________ Tell me if you think I'm talking shit, but i reckon the reason you went from bar to bar....is you wanted some one-liner sage advice from a bar man, & you never got it....lets face it, most bar staff are cunts...they are either are teetotalers, don't have a drinking problem, its just a job, they get their kicks from schadenfreude looking at you drink yourself to death, don't serve cause they are worried about liable legalities maybe 1 in 10 are drunks themselfs...they are the ones that don't refuse you. you know you could have gone straight to the store and bought a bottle of jack or whatever....saved a 1/4 of money... look ...that film leaving las vegas...he fucks of to party city with a suitcase full of booze to drink himself to death, so whats the reasoning here...its the USA for fuck sake get a gun blow your fuckn brains out m8... ...no cause he wants a self pity slow suicide...so what happens a bird turns up to show him her tits...great , in fairness, I think a good woman could be a saviour to some of us...thats 1 of my belief systems...not that any bitch would tolerate my shite right now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts&feature=kp
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    Alcoholism

    DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673103/Is-hangovers-Scientists-pinpoint-brain-gives-never-morning-feeling.html
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    Alcoholism

    The best thing about this thread is anyone who makes a decision to post on it has a reason, I.m sure there are many other reddit type sites etc where you can read the same chatter, but since 12oz kinda quieted down over the last few years you know that here is the real deal...prop all have something in common visa v the who;e creative thing...were all in the same same boat & were all floating around on the same rock in space..I reckon some of us have hard time coming to terms with that...in and amongst the other shit life throws at you. Detoxing to quickly is dangerous but not an excuse
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    and again, pictures of cars..

    yo dude sorry for being a dick..sometimes the way usa swans around the world with all the soldiers treatn it like its a holiday in cambodia then they comn home to their half/prop never will be restored chevy grinds your fuckn gears...who can stomach those discovery car shows...like watchn the bee dyn at the end of the summer...
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    Alcoholism

    I found one of the harder things, is when you do fall off the wagon the next 3 that run over you are destined for Cynical Ville...the fourth one is on the way to your past, that one might stop on sit on you for a while and try and crush your will...fifth one might be worth tryn to to grab on to , as its going anywhere but now.... cycling is good..fit as a fucker in 6 weeks...as long as you don't bullshit yourself like you do while your on the sauce.
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    and again, pictures of cars..

    Cool story bro. Pray Tell, what had you in Afghanistan? Where you over there protecting my right to freely enjoy a McDonalds burger anytime I want? Or was it because the army will recruit anything with a fuckn' pulse? Its cool though you can have that 'talk' with your self and a bottle of Jack one day, finding peace and closure with yourself by telling yourself some cliche shit like 'we were fighting for no one but our brothers in arms' and maybe shed a little tear for a fallen comrade. Either way thanks for having my back bro.
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    Movie Recommendation Thread

    15 mins into walter mitty.,.switched off
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    The best of Google Video and YouTube

    IF YOU HAD BEEN 16 WHEN THAT ORG RAVE SOUND ERUPTED, I WAS FUCKING LISTENING & SO WHERE MANY & EUROPE THE FUCKD ALL OVER WITH 'E'....AND THE LAST ALBUM YOU WERE LISTENING TOO WAS GNROSES ....YOU CAN SEE WHY WE DEPARTED. " I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR "
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    Movie Recommendation Thread

    Just watched Captain Phillips & its not that its slow to gather pace or that you know those negro's are gonna be on board no matter what, its the position you get placed in, 1 min you maybe like "bro if thought I was gonna get it, I'd just grab that fuckn gun, fuck it", next you realize why Tom Hanks is Captain & your not, tough he does come close to licking the mustard at the start...OK ... true story...whatever...but you know that truth has just been stretched beyond belief..esp some of the lifeboat scenes...in any case its the first film in a long time that, even though your tired & may wanna sleep, your gonna see it out till the end just like these negro's do.
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    Alcoholism

    DID THE FIRST BOOZE FREE XMAS LAST YEAR. BEST & EASIEST XMAS SINCE I WAS 14. KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING....AND JUST FUCKN GO THERE.
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    Graffiti Vid of the year!

    M8, GESER, DUDE, DOUCHE, WANKER, CUNT, PAL, BUD, BUDDY. I COULD BE FROM FUCKN MARS, WHO CARES , WORLD IS SHRINKING, & THE INDIANS ARE COMING WITH THEIR OVER POLITE DICTION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. NO, I'M NOT FROM AUS IN ANY CASE, BUT AM GOING FOR A SURF. ON YER FUCKN MOMMY'S BIG SLIPPERY WET FLAPPN BEEF CURTAINS. AND SUMTHIN TELLS ME ME I'M GONNA FALL ALL THE RIGHT WAY IN TO THAT SEA OF PUSSY JUICE. I'LL RESURFACE THOUGH, CATCH THE BREATH...AND SHE WILL POINT ME TO MY 80'S GT BMX WITH BEAR TRAP PEDALS, & DEMAND ME NOT TO STOP UNTIL I BURST BOTH TYRES ALL UP INSIDE YOUR BIRTH CHAMBER.
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