bodice_ripper

Everyone knows dinosaurs are fucking dope.

Thank god. 1) I am happier with myself than I ever was when I was younger. 2) I have had the body of a middle aged woman since I was 13. That was hard when I was 18 - 25, when my peers were young and hot, but now I look the same as I ever was, and they are starting to look like me. And I have had practice. 3) Have you spoken to someone sub 30 recently? They look great until they open their mouths, and the illusion is ruined. Born to be an old lady over here.

Still getting down, as we speak

Goddamn this makes me miss using a desktop

Ah jaysus howehyiz? Getting this notification was mental

Steady lurkin.

snap.

False. Snow is a rarity at home tpbm would tattoo his name in giant crap letters on a chick's face

The Decemberists - Her Majesty The Decemberists

man, I went to that Warrior film hoping for a massive widener over tom hardy beating the piss out of blokes. no dice. that shit isn't cool....

this should be renamed "The emaciated white girl" thread. way too many knees and elbows in here, a lot of these young ones look like a condom full of coat hangers.

none of this shit applies to black people here. other than walking about with headphones connected to your phone and confusing all passers-by (who assume you are talking to them...), some truly awful driving, and naming your shop "GOD'S TIME" when you sell hair products, I cannot think of anything...

sitting on the couch sick. pleased that codeine is available over the counter here with nothing elses added.

whatever, I do what I want

y'all sons. all sons

hd a fiercely hot bath. with the wine it was only massive

don't worry, could be pubic grey. that right there is a nightmare

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!

still

no doubt this has already been posted, but I am not trawling through 417 pages what the furry fuck is this shit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYiahoYfPGk

sick as a dog on my couch, not ringing in the New Year as I should be frankly