Ko SprueOne Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 WWII submarines were hybrid vehicles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 I prefer my chocolate to be made of cocoa beans that were picked by little 3rd world hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 It's much easier to give a female dog a belly rub because you don't have to worry about accidental weiner contact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Like my homie used to say "what's the big deal? It's just a little dog dick! Get in there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Like my homie used to say "what's the big deal? It's just a little dog dick! Get in there." I don't think he was talking about rubbing its belly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 NEW CRISPER BIn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 one foot in one foot out huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: one foot in one foot out huh You busssin the Hokey Pokey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 That first warm day in Spring makes the tits pop out. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 In these times I feel like you should be able to purchase a relatively cheep inflatable sex doll. I'd like to amass a small army of them and then install them somewhere, but it's kind of an expensive prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 Just now, One Man Banned said: In these times I feel like you should be able to purchase a relatively cheep inflatable sex doll. I'd like to amass a small army of them and then install them somewhere, but it's kind of an expensive prank. “Install them somewhere” Can you be more specific on where you would install them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, LUGR said: “Install them somewhere” Can you be more specific on where you would install them? Off the top of my head..... Run one up a flagpole. Shimmy up the flagpole and tie it off halfway up, then cut the line so it can't be lowered from below. Tie a weight to it and you can anchor them in water like middle of a pond or lake. Helium so they float in the air. You can let it drift off or tie it off somewhere where it floats. Maybe tie a weight to it and then throw the weight somewhere difficult to reach like a bridge pillar or something. Highway sign or overpass. Top half of a boxcar. Make them all lock arms and wave from the side of a busy highway. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 Wish good help was not hard to find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Why would you bring kids to this house? There is little that is kid safe or friendly here. How am I supposed to clean up for that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Why am I drinking coffee? I don't need coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Switch to cocaine - it's like coffee, but better, and you actually do kinda need it if you do it for a while so problem solved 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: Switch to cocaine - it's like coffee, but better, and you actually do kinda need it if you do it for a while so problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 Don't forget the bazooka Bazooka is a good word *goes and looks up the history of the bazooka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 Guests coming, guess that's cool. They're bringing pizza. That's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 if you cant hear people fucking in the hotel rooms , are they really there? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 49 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: if you cant hear people fucking in the hotel rooms , are they really there? i be wondering about shit like this too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 23 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Guests coming, guess that's cool. They're bringing pizza. That's cool. that’s really cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 ninja rap genre is dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Ants stink when you squarsh em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 Sometimes I'm like Oontz Oontz Baby but at other times I'm like OONTZ OONTZ BABY!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 why would she go to the effort of shaving her upper lip if she missed those 4 long ass chickstache hairs to the left of her lip...does she know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 2 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: why would she go to the effort of shaving her upper lip if she missed those 4 long ass chickstache hairs to the left of her lip...does she know? you need to tell her thats what friends are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 @LUGRi was also trying to avoid my old weeb neighbor from downstairs while at the gas station so i asked a random clerk when they restocked on kwik trip bags of orange juice (i still cant get over that and bags of milk). she turned around from stocking a shelf and i was paralyzed looking dead at the lip hairs for a good 15 seconds. sadly the old neighbor caught up to me in the end , and gave me an anime recommendation and offer to visit his new pad to watch it with me 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 17 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: ninja rap genre is dying Tnmnt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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