One Man Banned Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Related question, how long does one go before replacing a toenail clipper? I feel like every home has one in a drawer somewhere that's old as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 (edited) I clip during my morning coffee shit about once or twice a week, and my clippers are over 10 years old but still look like new. I never clip my finger nails though, still bite them shits but with a smooth enough technique to keep them pussy friendly at all times. Edited March 16, 2023 by Mercer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Most products you buy do not need to be scented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 3/15/2023 at 10:06 PM, Mercer said: I clip during my morning coffee shit about once or twice a week, and my clippers are over 10 years old but still look like new. I never clip my finger nails though, still bite them shits but with a smooth enough technique to keep them pussy friendly at all times. You and I have the smooth operator yet still disgusting habit in common my man. One time in life I got a manicure because they were giving them out free at some weird martini bar in Boston years back while I was in a date. The lady literally made a comment on how pristine my shit was she couldn’t believe I never had my nails done and was in fact a nail biter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 3/15/2023 at 7:06 PM, Mercer said: I clip during my morning coffee shit about once or twice a week, and my clippers are over 10 years old but still look like new. I never clip my finger nails though, still bite them shits but with a smooth enough technique to keep them pussy friendly at all times. You chew your nails during morning coffee shit ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 6 hours ago, LUGR said: You chew your nails during morning coffee shit ever? When it's one of those super nervous, extra spicy meal last night shits when you're not sure if you're about to experience ring burn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 I need to clip my toenails. Right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 I've taken a shit in a parking lot stairwell. True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Made minimal efforts to look but wondering if they have the N word in sign language and if they do, do they have signs for R vs A? Straight finger = hard R, bent = A? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Fucking love charcoal grilled steak so much, just flossed for over an hour with those little plastic toothpick + dental floss joints just for the scraps. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 TOO MUCH ANTISTYLE WILL MAKE ME SHIT BETWEEN PARKED CARS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Mercer said: Fucking love charcoal grilled steak so much, just flossed for over an hour with those little plastic toothpick + dental floss joints just for the scraps. Charcoal grilled everything. Even a charcoal grilled sweet onion, I will eat the whole thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 22, 2023 Share Posted March 22, 2023 18 hours ago, LUGR said: Charcoal grilled everything. Even a charcoal grilled sweet onion, I will eat the whole thing. Preach brother, mother fuck a Hank Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 The Slow and the Furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 The Fast and the Bicurious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 The Fist and the Bicurious 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 My dude, you're not in Europe anymore. This is America, and over here, we call that a purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 5 hours ago, One Man Banned said: My dude, you're not in Europe anymore. This is America, and over here, we call that a purse. Is it called cologne or perfume in America? Noticed users posting in the perfume thread calling it perfume and shit. I always thought it was cologne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 (edited) 26 minutes ago, LUGR said: Is it called cologne or perfume in America? Noticed users posting in the perfume thread calling it perfume and shit. I always thought it was cologne. Here is why they are classified as Parfums, Colognes, and Eau de Toilette. I typically like the Parfums becuase it lasts longer and it's more bang for your buck. However it the strongest of the three. Some people like the scent but do not like it as stong so they go for the later two or becuase theor nose is more sensitive. Perfume (eau de parfum and parfum) features a higher concentration of essential oil. It ranges between 20 to 30% of fragrance oils. Eau de cologne features about 2 to 4% of the essential oils, while eau de toilette features 5 to 15%. Edited March 27, 2023 by ndv 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 3 hours ago, ndv said: Here is why they are classified as Parfums, Colognes, and Eau de Toilette. I typically like the Parfums becuase it lasts longer and it's more bang for your buck. However it the strongest of the three. Some people like the scent but do not like it as stong so they go for the later two or becuase theor nose is more sensitive. Perfume (eau de parfum and parfum) features a higher concentration of essential oil. It ranges between 20 to 30% of fragrance oils. Eau de cologne features about 2 to 4% of the essential oils, while eau de toilette features 5 to 15%. Interesting perfume = long and strong good to know 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 When sold to men- cologne. When sold to women- perfume. Eau de toilette= toilet water. And then there's patchouli..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Just now, One Man Banned said: And then there's patchouli..... Nectar of the stench gods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Patchouli isn't bad if it's mixed right. But if it the main note then there's a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 4 hours ago, One Man Banned said: When sold to men- cologne. When sold to women- perfume. Eau de toilette= toilet water. And then there's patchouli..... around here the dudes prefer wearing perfumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 18 hours ago, LUGR said: around here the dudes prefer wearing perfumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Some people enjoy the smell of butthole 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 That wouldn't sound right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 I hung my warm wang into the cool breeze and peed the pee of freedom into the woods. Fuck yeah, 'Merica!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 One of these dogs is a guilty farter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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