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why is jimmy carter sitting on my face eating AAA batteries?

 

Asked by circlometry 59 months ago

 

 

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Answer from chiapet

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It's his favorite snack

 

According to H.R. Pufinstuff's Jimmy Carter: An Unauthorized Biography, Carter often ate AAA and 9-Volt batteries while sitting on his desk in the Oval Office. He picked up the habit while still a simple peanut farmer in Georgia; apparently, they were considered a delicacy some rural farm towns.

 

 

 

Why he's sitting on your face I can't say specifically; I would suspect he thinks your head looks like a finely-crafted mahogany desk. You might tell him otherwise so he will move on.

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Answer from EddieNygma

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It's his method of producing more peanuts

 

The ingestion of AAA batteries is believed to improve the peanut harvest in Georgia. Bizarre, I know, but true.

 

As to why he's sitting on your face... well, I guess he likes you. ;)

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Answer from MaelstromEx

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Eating AAA Batteries is required under the SALT II Treaty and sitting on your face is an initiation right into the NPFA

 

SALT II explicitly states that all nuclear arms will be disabled so long as all world leaders at some point in the near future eat at least 12 AAA Batteries. Its just a wonder why Carter waited so long

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In order to get into the National Peanut Farmers Association one must sit on someone's face who enjoys peanuts. Don't ask, don't tell.

 

It just appears that Carter has decided to kill two birds with one stone. Congratulations on touching a former president, with your mouth.

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MaelstromEx 58 months ago

 

 

 

Answer from karlc

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So he can crap them up your nose

 

Sad but true.

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karlc 59 months ago

 

 

 

 

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There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except the one thing that you want me to

We went across the mighty Rio Grande and saw Disneyland and the sea you and me

But there's one thing I'll never do not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except to walk among the Osmond crew

I know you're planning for a latter day and you can't betray what you know in Provo

But there's one less town on the globe and if you must go there you're going alone

I'm not going to Salt Lake City even if they tell me I can stay

Even if they resurrect my brain I don't wanna go there I don't wanna go insane

I'm not pure and I'm not pretty and I'm not going to Salt Lake City

I'm not living in Hello Kitty and I'm not going to Salt Lake City

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eloeloeloeloel.

 

i've started a minor collection of anonymous framed family portraits. it's hilarious the comments

people share when they see them around my house.

 

that is a great idea. I want o have a bunch of serious paintings, then like a stupid ass meme painting lol

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