The Nonsense thread

LUGR · October 7, 2018

12 minutes ago, DyS$kysE said:

I did it i buzz cut my hair

Mercer · October 8, 2018

where · October 9, 2018

The Yankees indeed do suck

where · October 10, 2018

^i heard that somewhere and believe it to be true

LUGR · October 10, 2018

23:46] tinychat: hokay, so... i'm going to a school in philly this fall. where will i get shot at

[23:46] ms14: LOL

[23:46] tinychat: LOL ZEON

[23:46] ms14: in your pubes

[23:47] ponytony: haha

[23:47] ms14: you'll get shot in your pubes

[23:47] tinychat: negatory ghost rider

[23:47] zeon changed nickname to eon

[23:47] tinychat: i got body armor +4

[23:47] ponytony: ghost rife the pubes

[23:47] ms14: that or cum shot

[23:47] ms14: sorry that was too pervy

[23:47] eon: i got pube armor +6

[23:47] ponytony: beard connected to pubes

[23:48] ponytony: is win

[23:48] ponytony: passing by the nips

[23:48] tinychat: neckbeard evolved

[23:48] ponytony: yeah

[23:48] ms14: chyes

[23:48] ms14: sexay

[23:48] tinychat: use a super potion on neckbeard?

[23:48] bizley: you should shave your pubes like a neckbeard

[23:48] bizley: amish pubes

[23:48] tinychat: shave your pubes like africa

[23:48] ponytony: side burns, beard neckbeard to nipple beard to treasure trail to pubes is win

[23:48] tinychat: /gonnadoit

[23:48] fiverrrrrrrr: shaving your pubes like anything is fail

[23:48] eon: i personally incorporate my nipple hair in chin to pelvis connection

[23:48] fiverrrrrrrr: let them shits grow

[23:49] ms14: lord jesus perm pubes

[23:49] fiverrrrrrrr: like wild flower

[23:49] tinychat: i shave a lil bit

[23:49] fiverrrrrrrr: faggot

[23:49] tinychat: not tryna make girls go all indiana jones and shit

[23:49] bizley: Nohomo this whole convo

[23:49] tinychat: fall back

[23:49] tinychat: all homo

[23:49] fiverrrrrrrr: they filmed a scene from tarzan in my pubes

[23:49] tinychat: i know girls arent tryin to raid the lost arc

[23:49] eon: haha

[23:49] ms14: haahahhaha

[23:49] ms14: all hhomo

[23:49] tinychat: yep

[23:49] tinychat: /twinky

[23:50] ponytony: lol

[23:50] ms14: its ok theres two girls in here. that balances it out

[23:50] fiverrrrrrrr: i have a family of 4 living in my pubes

[23:50] tinychat: NIGGA YOU GAY

[23:50] ponytony: my pubes put me through colage

[23:50] fiverrrrrrrr: not gay, it's a recession broke ass

[23:50] bizley: dipset got through tullamarine airport in your pubes

[23:50] fiverrrrrrrr: haha

[23:50] bizley: thats why cam so mad

[23:50] tinychat: nigga got "full house" in his pubes

[23:50] ms14: LOL

[23:51] fiverrrrrrrr: ivan milat hide in my pubes while on the run

[23:51] bizley: bob saget has 3 stage shows a day in your pubes

[23:51] bizley: ivan killin backpackers in your pubes

[23:51] ms14: they hold a jungle rave every weekend in his pubes

[23:51] fiverrrrrrrr: haha yeah peter falconio is burried in my pubes

[23:51] eon: theyre filming the next Mummy movie in my pubes. RIP brendan fraiser

[23:51] ponytony: missing link to evolution is in teh pubes

[23:52] bizley: richard wilkins holiday home is in yo pubes

[23:52] ms14: the roman empire all in yo pubes

[23:52] ponytony: haha

[23:52] tinychat: aquaducts and shit

[23:52] eon: haha

[23:52] tinychat: chariot pubes

[23:52] bizley: the ruins of pompei live up in that shit

[23:52] eon: i have red pubes...no lie

[23:52] tinychat: killing christians in your pubes

[23:52] tinychat: F

[23:52] ponytony: lost city of atlantis

[23:52] tinychat: IRE

[23:52] tinychat: CR

[23:52] bizley: protected by terracotta pube warriors

[23:52] tinychat: OTCH

[23:52] tinychat: FIRECROTH

[23:53] ponytony: protect your pubes nikka

[23:53] tinychat: *CROTCH

[23:53] bizley: dark side of the pubes

[23:53] eon: Amelia Arehardt is in my pubes

[23:53] ponytony: lol

[23:53] tinychat: *Amelia Earhart

[23:53] eon: ohh

[23:53] tinychat: sonned

[23:53] eon: my bad

[23:53] fiverrrrrrrr: Fernell Morris flagship store is in my pubes

[23:53] eon: hahaha

[23:53] bizley: anne frank hid from the nazis in your pubes

[23:53] ponytony: haha

[23:53] tinychat: THIS

[23:53] ms14: ahahahaha

[23:53] ponytony: my pubes are an israeli bomb shelter

[23:54] tinychat: vinyl walrus already got the pubes hairs

[23:54] fiverrrrrrrr: my pube is sending out twitters to 5,000 subscribers each day

[23:54] tinychat: i saw fernel morris hats at target

[23:54] tinychat: swag

23:54] ponytony: my pubes got 50 000 hits in one day

[23:54] tinychat: /notaswaggot

[23:54] ms14: slavery started in your pubes

[23:54] fiverrrrrrrr: DAO held his wedding reception in my pubes

[23:54] ponytony: lol

[23:55] bizley: hahaha

[23:55] ponytony: dao argued with pubes for 5 pages

[23:55] ms14: the birth of cheesesteak was from your pubes

[23:55] tinychat: hahahahahahaah

[23:55] tinychat: LOL this entire chat

[23:55] ponytony: haha

[23:55] ponytony: yes win\

[23:55] ms14: lord have mercy

[23:55] ms14: ahahaha

[23:55] bizley: pubewin

[23:55] ms14: pwin

[23:55] ponytony: brand pubian

[23:55] fiverrrrrrrr: the moon landing was staged inside my pubes

[23:55] ms14: dj pubert

[23:55] ponytony: lol

23:55] ponytony: lol

[23:56] ponytony: pubonix

[23:56] fiverrrrrrrr: puber diving

[23:56] ms14: soup loves to go puba diving

[23:56] ponytony: lol

[23:56] ponytony: hahahaha

[23:56] ponytony: acorn dick pubes

[23:56] tinychat: yes homo

[23:56] ms14: lol

[23:56] tinychat: AHHH ACORN DICK

[23:56] tinychat: YEAH

[23:56] guest-23629 entered the room

[23:56] guest-23629 changed nickname to wonktothesag

[23:56] ms14: pubecorn dick

[23:56] ponytony: lol

[23:56] fiverrrrrrrr: whats brown and rhyme with snoop?

[23:56] fiverrrrrrrr: pubes

[23:56] tinychat: POOP

[23:56] wonktothesag: tits seyer

[23:56] tinychat: oh shit

LUGR · October 10, 2018

[9:06] pizzdillinger: GOD I WANNA BEAT SOMEONE FROM 12OZ UP

[9:06] sysfail: LO LO LO

[9:06] valcunt: lol

[9:06] sysfail: Likewise pizzay

[9:06] pizzdillinger: BY THE TIME I GET TO ARIZONA!!!!

[9:06] valcunt: beat me up pizz

[9:06] pizzdillinger: I WOULD

[9:07] pizzdillinger: HAHAHA

[9:07] valcunt: lol

[9:07] twinky: ILL LET PIZZ FUCK ME UP FOR THE OONTZ

[9:07] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHA

[9:07] valcunt: same here

[9:07] sysfail: COME TO NY I WILL WOOP THAT ASS

[9:07] valcunt: nno homo

[9:07] pizzdillinger: NEVER THAT SON!

[9:07] sysfail: BRAZZKNUKS TO YA DOME SON

[9:07] pizzdillinger: THE GOD GOT HANDS LIKE PRETTY BOY

[9:07] twinky: LOL

[9:07] sysfail: hahahaha

[9:07] pizzdillinger: PAOW PAOOOW PAOW

[9:07] twinky: I BE THROWIN SPINNIN BACK FIST TO NIGGAS BACKNECKS DAILY

[9:07] sysfail: BLAWOOW TO YA FACE

[9:07] valcunt: shit i think the only poerson id be able to beat up is asl

[9:08] twinky: LOL

[9:08] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHAH SPINNIN BACKFIST YO BACKHEAD

[9:08] twinky: LOL

[9:08] sysfail: I BE JUDO CHOPPIN FOOLS IN THE DOME

[9:08] twinky: NIGGAS DONT KNOW

[9:08] sysfail: I KNOW

[9:08] valcunt: drop kickin

[9:08] pizzdillinger: I BE STRAIGHT AXE KICKIN NIGGAS IN THE HIP

[9:08] sysfail: SUCKAPUNCHIN FOOLS IN THE SOLARPLEX

[9:08] valcunt: dragon sucker punch

[9:08] sysfail: OUTTA BREFF CHUMP?

[9:08] valcunt: KAH ME HA ME HE ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[9:09] pizzdillinger: I FUCKIN STRAIGHT UP SNEAK UP BEHIND SOMEONE AND DROP A VICIOUS ELBOW ON THEIR KIDNEYS THEN WE FIGHT

[9:09] pizzdillinger: /NOHOMO

[9:09] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHA

[9:09] twinky: NIGGA I TIE BEER BOTTLES TOGETHER AND DRIVE BY YA MOMS SPOT AND WHIP EM AT HER OLD GERITOL USIN ASS WHILE DOIN RAILS OFFA JESSICA ABLAS BACKNECK

[9:09] valcunt: RIP A NIGGAS BLATTER OUT

[9:09] pizzdillinger: OUTTA BREFF

[9:09] sysfail: I STRAIGHT UP RIP THEY SPINE OUT THE FRONTSIDE ON SOME FATALITY SHIT

[9:09] valcunt: LOL

[9:10] pizzdillinger: I COME FROM THE SIDE AND STRAIGHT MOLLYWHOP NIGGAS IN THE MOUTH WITH CAST IRON SKILLETS

[9:10] twinky: NIGGA I STRAIGHT UP BEAT NIGGAS DOWN IN A RAPE VAN I RENTED FROM ENTERPRISE

[9:10] valcunt: STRAIGHT CUT DA NIGGAS HEAD OFF WITH MAH DICK ONE SLICE

[9:10] sysfail: MOLLYWOP HAH!

[9:10] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPE VAN

[9:10] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[9:10] sysfail: ENTERPRISE HAHAHAHA

[9:10] valcunt: IM LOLING IRL

[9:10] pizzdillinger: I NEED A RAPE VAN

[9:10] pizzdillinger: IM LMAO

[9:10] sysfail: PANEL VAN WITH RUSTIN SKIRTS

[9:10] twinky: I STRAIGHT UP BEAT NEWSCASTER UP ON LIVE TELIVISION SO THEY KNOW I RUN THE TOUPEE GAME NIGGA!

[9:10] pizzdillinger: IM ALSO REAL HIGH, SO IT WASNT THAT FUNNY

[9:10] valcunt: I TAKE EM IN THE BANGBUS THEN THROW EM OUT GOIN FULLSPEED

[9:11] pizzdillinger: I PAINTED MY PHONE NUMBER ON A BILLBOARD SO I COULD SLAY THE PRANK CALLERS

[9:11] twinky: MY BRUSHED VELVET SUIT PUTS NIGGAS IN HURT MODE

[9:11] valcunt: LOL

[9:11] sysfail: BANGBUS BAHAHA

[9:11] valcunt: STOMPIN NIGGAS WITH MAH BLUE GATTORS ON

[9:12] pizzdillinger: I GOT HARD BOTTOMS MADE OUT OF THE CALLOUSED FEET OF AFRICANS

[9:12] valcunt: GOT BLOOD ON MY SUEDE JACKET

[9:12] twinky: I STRAIGHT UP DRINK BATSBLOOD OUT A INDIANS SKULL WHILE WATCHING FAMILY MATTERS

[9:12] valcunt: RIP NIGGAS ANAL CAVITYS OUT WITH MAH TEEF

[9:12] sysfail: STOMPIN THA YARD WIFF MY COURDEROY CUT OFFS AND FINGERLESS GLOVES

[9:12] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHA

[9:12] sysfail: I GOTTA GO AND EAT SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT

[9:12] sysfail: ASSHOLES

[9:12] valcunt: PEACE

[9:12] twinky: I WHUP NIGGAS ASSES WHILE WEARING BUGLE BOY JEANS AND STILL LOOK LIKE A COLD G.

[9:13] valcunt: LOL

[9:13] pizzdillinger: THIS NIGGA GOT A BIKE HELMET AND SOME 1984 LEG WARMERS IN A PINK VELOUR PANCHO

[9:13] twinky: LOL

[9:13] valcunt: LOL

[9:13] valcunt: BUGLE BOY JEANMS

[9:13] valcunt: IMA BE LAUGHIN FOR DAYS

[9:13] twinky: NIGGA WEARING SOME LA LIGHTS SHOES AND A PANCHO HE GOT AT SEAWORLD

[9:13] valcunt: LOLING

[9:13] pizzdillinger: HAHAHAHAHA SEAWORLD

[9:13] valcunt: LOL

[9:13] valcunt: OMG

[9:13] twinky: LOLFUCK I MADE MYSELF LAUGH IRL

[9:14] valcunt: YOU GOT THAT CUSTOM MADE MICKY MOUSE HAT ON TASLKIN BOUT YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC

[9:14] pizzdillinger: THIS NIGGA RIDING AROUND IN A KILLER WHALE STROLLER FROM SEAWORLD WEARIN MICKEY MOUSE EARS EATIN DICK FLAVORED POPCORN

[9:14] twinky: LOLOLOL

[9:14] twinky: DICK FLAVORED POPCORN

[9:14] valcunt: LOL

[9:14] valcunt: TALKIN BOUT I WANNA GO TO THE SHARK EXHIBIT

[9:15] pizzdillinger: HAHA SHARKWEEK ASS NIGGA

[9:15] valcunt: RUNNIN AROUND IN SOME PETTER PAN STOCKINGS YELLIN IMA REAL BOY LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

[9:15] twinky: NIGGA CHOMPIN DOWN ON HIS ARROZ CON CHILE WHILE WEARING A FUCKING ONESIE WITH A PICTURE OF MOTHERFUCKIN BILL COSBY AND LENORD NEMOY SWAMPFUCKIN STEADY ON THE JAMACIAN PLAINS.

[9:15] valcunt: JIMMINY CRICKET OVER YOUR SHOULDER TELLIN YOU WAHT NOT TO DO LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

[9:16] twinky: NIGGA DRIVES A '91 NISSAN STANZA

[9:16] valcunt: NIGGA DRIVES A DODGE STRATUS WIOTH SOME 24S AND ONE SPINNER TALKINBOUT HELL BUY THE OTHERS ONCE HE GETS HIS PAYCHECK

[9:17] valcunt: GOTTA PAY CHILD SUPPOIRT

[9:17] twinky: THIS IS GAY NOW

this is 12oz

where · October 11, 2018

fat ralphy · October 11, 2018

where · October 11, 2018

Kults · October 13, 2018

On 10/11/2018 at 2:39 AM, where said:

Should post this in the bums outside my window thread

LUGR · October 14, 2018

^Naw...these are much more friendly than bums...

Mercer · October 18, 2018

Fist 666 · October 19, 2018

Haha. The fuck did he think would happen?!

Mercer · October 19, 2018

9 hours ago, Fist 666 said:

Haha. The fuck did he think would happen?!

He probably hoped the paperclip would instantly melt, and droplets of the molten metal would hit his eyes to relieve some of the pain from being electrocuted.

It's even worse paused, and advanced frame by frame.

Edited October 19, 2018 by Mercer