Mercer Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I read someplace there isn't a single person in law enforcement that agrees with every law they have to enforce, but that doesn't stop them from enforcing those rules for money. Imagine, committing acts of kidnapping, violence, extortion, and in some cases even murder for a paycheck, all the time knowing it's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mercer Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 News stories saying pork is really good for you now. lol total nonsense. Delicious yes, good for you, probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanophile-666 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Mercer said: It's all about technique, gotta hit them quiet angles, disregard the soap disintegration trap. You have to be able to move the soap with your urine stream and then you know you are a Rock Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 https://priceonomics.com/why-cant-we-build-a-splash-proof-toilet/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Have tried to explain on here before. I can only show you all the path to enlightenment. To transcend the boundaries created by stall and urinal, to escape the bathroom in your mind. Remove the stress and anxiety. FREE RANGE PISSING 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 ^Take a dump swimming in the ocean...escape the bathroom in your mind...the world is your toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Just make sure you have your wet wipes handy when free range dumping. Also, prepare yourself for free range dumps- they lose their form outside of water lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Living in a crowded city where everyone locks the bathroom, I've developed a sort of skill for pissing in public. This one video had some good ideas. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanophile-666 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) < Rocking Gummo again after 6 9 started cooperating with the government. Edited February 27, 2019 by Urbanophile-666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Mercer said: Living in a crowded city where everyone locks the bathroom, I've developed a sort of skill for pissing in public. This one video had some good ideas. Seen before and have referenced the video to homies who are free range pissers. Might have even borrowed a move or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Personally haven't tried any of those, but use the cell phone as a distraction move. I've used bottles to piss into but never a cup like that, my bladder would overflow that for sure. Had a coworker tell me a story, he was pissing into a bottle in the corner of an almost empty subway station when he felt someone come up behind him a little too close for comfort. Stopped pissing, tucked his shit away and turned around, it was a cop. Surprisingly, the cop said if he didn't piss into a bottle, and would have just pissed on the floor like the cop initially thought he was doing, he would have got a ticket,. Since he was being somewhat sanitary, the cop gave him a pass. Since hearing this I'll use this method whenever possible. Using a bottle also masks the sound. I've gotten good at using my open car door as a piss blind. If it's crowded I'll take a bottle/cup out of the car and pretend to be looking for something inside the cup, visibly pouring it's liquid contents out, even if it's empty to visually mask the sound of me pissing to passersby. Problem is you get splash back on the kicks unless you're curbside standing on the curb, so it helps if you've got work boots while doing this on the drivers side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mercer said: Personally haven't tried any of those, but use the cell phone as a distraction move. I've used bottles to piss into but never a cup like that, my bladder would overflow that for sure. Had a coworker tell me a story, he was pissing into a bottle in the corner of an almost empty subway station when he felt someone come up behind him a little too close for comfort. Stopped pissing, tucked his shit away and turned around, it was a cop. Surprisingly, the cop said if he didn't piss into a bottle, and would have just pissed on the floor like the cop initially thought he was doing, he would have got a ticket,. Since he was being somewhat sanitary, the cop gave him a pass. Since hearing this I'll use this method whenever possible. Using a bottle also masks the sound. I've gotten good at using my open car door as a piss blind. If it's crowded I'll take a bottle/cup out of the car and pretend to be looking for something inside the cup, visibly pouring it's liquid contents out, even if it's empty to visually mask the sound of me pissing to passersby. Problem is you get splash back on the kicks unless you're curbside standing on the curb, so it helps if you've got work boots while doing this on the drivers side. Could have a whole thread on this lol. Def learned to piss in the city. Always keep a bottle in the car too trucker style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 @Toiletseat 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 11 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Could have a whole thread on this lol. Def learned to piss in the city. Always keep a bottle in the car too trucker style. That's one thing I'm not brave enough to fuck with, I've never pissed in a moving vehicle that didn't have some sort of bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I usually stop/pull over. Doing it while driving is advanced technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morton Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I have pissed out the door of a car, as the driver, in stop and go traffic. I think the truckers must have a nice bench seat along with cruise control to make it possible, thinking about it wearing trunks would make it a lot easier as the angle of incident is what presents a challenge. Got a couple chuckles out of the video but the cup size was too small especially if alcohol is involved, and lying down is way to much, a kneel will get you out of sight enough and is easier to get out of etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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