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I had a dream the other night I was chillin in heaven and some saint lookin ass nigga handed me desert eagle and told me to "Shoot out the clouds and the starlight until the land becomes desolate.. Here... They'll love you."

 

 

 

 

 

SO I FUCKING SHOT OUT EVERY SINGLE CLOUD IN HEAVEN UNTIL THE PLACE BECAME BLACK AND ALL THE BITCHES HAD NO PLACE TO FUCK (heaven contains a multitude of bitches)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he told me "This is all that was needed to be done..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THEN THE FUCKER SENT ME STRAIGHT TO HELL.

 

C'MON SON. I WAS SET THE FUCK UP. THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT.

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DEAR TACO-BELL:

 

WHY MUST I HAVE A VEHICLE TO GO THROUGH YOUR DRIVE-THRU?

 

WHY DO THE WORKERS NOT EVEN TALK TO ME STANDING AT THE MENU?

 

WHY WHEN I GO TO THE WINDOW THEY TALK THROUGH THE GLASS?

 

WHY DO THEY SAY THEY CAN'T SERVE ME?

 

DOES ME BEING DRUNK MORPH MY MONEY CANADIAN ALL OF A SUDDEN?

 

 

 

Same shit happened to me at the old TB on W. Burnside when I lived in the old "Civic" building downtown PDX circa 97... I ordered walked up and they said sorry and tossed my order in the trash. They told me it was an insurance thing, total nonsense.....

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