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• Name: Deterrent

 

• Current Status: Not working, very single

 

• Likes: skulls, bikes, peanutbuter, clouds, color scemes, germany,

the ladies, ornimental design, pain, being timely, you dead, asia,

laws, clean house, brains, the family, gangs, soda, scars, elotes,

lumps in mashed potatoes,Kool-Aid made from a black person,

stroking it before bed and after painting, photos, and organization.

 

• Dislikes: viniger, fat girls, J-Dubs, drugs, religion, social emails,

sprouts, wisconsin, stupid dogs, homeless, small towns, cabs,

yesterdays morning busdriver, laws, bad plumming, liars, enemies,

soda, sugar free kool-aid, pooping after eating lots of spicey food,

downtime, hangovers, being late, and Flanders, alarm clocks, canser,

psychos, drama, and THIS LIAR, SON OF A BITCH, HOEBAG NAMED

KRISTIN, WHOM I'D LOVE TO PEE ON HER GRAVE AS SOON AS SHES DEAD.

 

• Ask me about: movement

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Name: Steve Miller

Current Status: flying like an eagle

Likes: taking the money and running, being a smoker, a joker, and a midnight toker, winged horses, shaking peach trees

Dislikes: people telling me "pompetus" isn't a real word, being called maurice

Ask me about : my days as a space cowboy. bet you weren't expecting that

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Originally posted by Kilo7-@Jul 9 2003, 04:13 PM

why not.... I know a few of you could use a break.

 

12oz Personals!

 

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Name: Poop Man Bob

Current Status: Alive and Kicking!

Likes: Boats, Beers, Poop and snuggling by the fire

Dislikes: sinking boats, warm beers and crap.

Ask me about: my constimapation.

 

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Name: Ubejinxed

Current Status: Drinking and Dreaming

Likes: Tequila, jogging pants and home reno!

Dislikes: home reno and the day after tequila

Ask me about: sailing away

 

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Name: sneak

Current Status: drunk rowdy ya geezer!

Likes: spinning tunes, girlie drinks and snot shapped canons

Dislikes: whiping his nose

Ask me about: my being so sneaky

 

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Name: Mamerro

Current Status: attached to a shopping cart

Likes: Cigars, boats, breakin and beer

Dislikes: insecticide, crahing shopping carts, non G5's

Ask me about: that potato

 

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and finally.....

 

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Name: HE B TEASE

Current Status: looking for "brains" ???

Likes: brandy, mirza, those who 'please believe'

Dislikes: the haters and those who dont believe

Ask me about: anything... please!

 

 

that's it for now! feel free to add or respond.

fuck-a-lavalife! We got 12oz Personals Now!

 

 

 

wow.... that's for the OLD timers.

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name: someone

current status: in fatalist's closet

likes: internet beef,dykes,trannies,and oh yea dinsey world

dislikes: fatalist not returning my phone calls

ask me about: my fatalist shrine in my closet,collecting fatalist hairballs, and singing build me up buttercup to fatalist's window 3 in the morning

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This thread is funnee.... I don't think I've seen this one before.

 

Ok I'll do me.

 

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name: villain

current status: brooding in underground lair on remote island about plots to take over world

likes: ninjas, pirates, bears, sharks

dislikes: bush

ask me about: Tesla's Death Ray

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name:ELIS VON MOOGLE?

current status: naked

likes: thuggish japanese girls from tokyo,grapfruit,carne asada chunks stuck between his teeth..

dislikes: vagina lint,dreadlocks on white people, e-puddles.

ask me about: the time i set a kids hair on fire cause he used the gambit glitch on me in mvc2

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name: master bait

current status: unemployed student

likes: graffiti, money, sex, alcohol, dark roasted coffee, tiny refillable markers, visual arts, masturbating, music and hardcore music, comics, cartoons, photography, quiet urban areas, firearms, young and clean vaginas

dislikes: public opinion, biters, drama queens, winter, phone bills, zero tolerance, security guards, bitches, played out nasty bitches, idiots, morons, pricey beer & food, rednecks, TV, media, buffage, hollywood movies, politics, harlequin wiggers and hiphopper graff artists, all nasty diseases and uncalled-for-accidents

ask me about: nothing.

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~Name: holy annointed

~Current Status: breathing

~Likes: primates, school, graffiti, bjork, riding my bicycle, boys, girls, kissing, sex, artsy fartsy parties with free wine and cheez, fresh bed sheets, the smell of erasers

~Dislikes: school, stroller moms, hair on wet skin, dirty bathtubs, drunk obnoxious people, pink eye, larvae

~ask me about: Primates!!

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name:181

current status: getting back with my ex girlfriend but wanting to hook up with g. girl.

likes: girls that wear dolce and gabanna "light blue", shaved vaginas and soft women.

dislikes: body hair, bad smelling vaginas, vaginas with that sour taste.

ask me about: my rise in the controversial world of hatebreeding.

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name: decu the golden child

current status: existing, reflecting light off all this gold paint.

likes: wrapping around jewelz and teef, the smell of sneaker stores, self adhesive paper, darkness

dislikes: sayings such as "chips and dip", bitches. temperatures above 1944 °F

ask me about: mango flavored tobacco leaves, carib, the massive jump up.

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name: Beer And Spliffs For all

current status: Playing

likes: all night conversations about really obscure music, graff, marijuana, devin the dude, spice 1, mixed race girls, dnb.

dislikes: absence of marijuana

ask me about: home recording on your dad's old eight track

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Name: Gat B. (on the left)

Age: 19

Occupation: Full time student, part time computer cafe aid, drug dealer.

Likes: Smoking blunts while listening to three six mafia, asian/black chicks, skateboarding.

Dislikes: Stank cooch, abercrombie nation people, yuppies.

Ask me about: Life.

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name: dubsface

current status: single like a dollar bill

likes: i like my men like i like my coffee, tall black and sweet like toffee. lots of music. hard liquor and cigarettes. bright colors. the sprinkler.

dislikes: that day after heavy beer drinking bloated feeling, sweating profusely, bad tippers, new jazz, drugs and druggies,

ask me about: my dubiety

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Name: john "test pattern" lennon, phd

Age: 19

Likes: religion, music, literature, drawing, skateboarding, good beer, fat_tittied_lesbo_teens_with_bald_pussies.mpg

Dislikes: the inverse of all above, girls (no homo)

Ask me about: the adventures of pete and pete, musical theory, fly agaric, hinduism

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