Mercer Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I can't be the only one who doesn't like it shaved. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Undercarriage shaved/waxed and a trimmed bikini shaped patch pon da top 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Trimmed LANding strip Completely shaved is pedo vibes 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I was in my late 20s when I was dating a stripper and she asked me that question. One or the other for valentines day. I said, "I want it trimmed, make that triforce fade in shit, and I'll compromise depending on the results." Win. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 just the labia majora shaved and leave the rest bush like 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, T4M* said: I was in my late 20s when I was dating a stripper and she asked me that question. One or the other for valentines day. I said, "I want it trimmed, make that triforce fade in shit, and I'll compromise depending on the results." Win. Considering you were stupid enough to share your woman's body with other men, the Triforce was an appropriate choice to remind the stupid bitch that the top of the pyramid represents the money that she worships as God such that the two of you represent the bottom 2 points of the pyramid. I inadvertendly found myself in such a position in my early 20s, which is why I can speak on the subject with authority in the hope it dissuades other females from degrading themselves so a seedy old man can grope them when they are in their prime whilst sacrificing half their earnings to the house, as they are "Ho(s) getting uSed" by said House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 my current goes full wax on a regular schedule- i grub the hell out of it that said bush is ok too……i like it all 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 ^ and the above comment I made isn't to hate on my man @T4M* at all, bit rather in the hope that the failures we made as Men in being in a relationship with what is legitimately an illegitimate whore, such that said relationship is completely devoid of romance to the fact that it is completely "Tranz@ctional" (if you excuse the pun of your original 12oz screenname) will not be mistakes made by the next generation of males to follow in our paths. Because if you divided yourself, as a man, amongst many women, then you lose the perfection and devotion you could give to one perfect partner which is what you should expect reciprocated in return. As such, any bitch (male or female) who is admitting that they prefer money over love, and are unwilling to devote themselves to the one (man or woman) they love and treat as God in human form, such that they can be treated like a Goddess in return, and thus you are both "Gods" in human form, is in fact a corrupted, soulless demon. Golden Rule is simple really, but in a world whereby the most famous woman alive is a billionaire that is only famous for fucking on film, I understand how far society has to go before they wake up to realise this. Sorry for the old man ranting, I just hope that the stupid mistakes I made and regretted until I was able to comminucste to other people how fucked I felt at trying to convince myself the easy stripper money she could make was worth degrading myself to be with what is essentially the slut that all my friends saw her as when she was just my schoolgirl gf. Funny that eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Poll is a false binary. I prefer to floss after dinner, not during. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: Poll is a false binary. I prefer to floss after dinner, not during. I share this sentiment, and the exquisite wording used to define our shared preference in this regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 I made the poll extreme binary on purpose. Of course everyone likes a nicely manicured landing strip, and well trimmed muff. Myself included. I'm just a nature lover I guess. Really hate makeup, not into fake tits, and 100% prefer a wild 80's bush over this wannabe porn star clean shaven look. Just wanted to see how weird I am for holding this this preference. REVENGE OF THE NERDS - WEVE GOT BUSH.mp4 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I'd take bald over bush. To me its nothing to do with porn, though, it's function. I'd rather kiss a woman than a dude from the chin rock thread. All that said, as long as she's clean, I'm happy. Though one time, this Greek girl, had bush that ran all the way back into and up her butt crack. That wasn't cool. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I ain't fussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Anything but a bush. story time… there was a female I wanted to smash for a minutes, when the chance finally came and I took her pants off. … massive Greek bush. Still hit it though. Definitely took me by surprise haha. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Greek bush got me like… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Fist 666 said: I'd take bald over bush. To me its nothing to do with porn, though, it's function. You surprise me. Am I wrong or were you not cool with various hairy leg/pit/whatever chicks in S or T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Correct. I don't care about armpit or leg hair; I'm not kissing/licking/fingerblastin' armpits. I love giving women oral. As foreplay, and throughout the session. If you fuck a bushy broad for 30 minutes, there will be a strong smell (verging on stink) in the room, especially up close. It's like a sponge for girl goo, no thanks. If you fuck a landing strip lady for 30 minutes it's real easy to provide intermittent oral and lick up those juices before they start to smell. I tend to fuck for a lot longer than 30 minutes. I can deal with smell/stink, but if given a choice I'll choose the cleanest option. I also find long fuck sessions with bush can result in chafed shaft. (NOT that there aren't pokey stubble problems 5-6 days after a wax, 2-3 days after a shave, etc, but I'm spoiled by my wife's dedication to public maintenance). And if you fuck anyone with a latex condom for 30 minutes there is a different stink; I'm a fan of polyisoprene (durex real feel) though it's a little bit thicker just for the smell detail. I've got opinions about all kindsa shit. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Where's Ray at? we've got some teaching to do... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 goddamn @Fist 666 killing it - I was thinking my little 20 minute sessions were outstanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 If I have to choose I'm picking shaved. Big bush seems a bit old lady to me. Shaved is better for eating pussy, I'm not trying to go bushwhacking. Shows a little more personality too. If you have a place with nice hardwood floors you don't carpet them. This is truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 (edited) i seent some vaginas hella shaved in person and some looked like this Edited June 24, 2023 by MOOGLE? team trim or bush 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Like I always say…. thicker the bush tastier the berry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Fist 666 said: Where's Ray at? we've got some teaching to do... He is busy wrestling dudes and making “positive” life decisions for his future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 24, 2023 Author Share Posted June 24, 2023 My man @Fist 666putts that work in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 I wanna see hair all the way to the butthole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I wanna see hair all the way to the butthole. Absolutely gorgeous npelosiwulfpuzzy.jpeg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 5 hours ago, fat ralphy said: goddamn @Fist 666 killing it - I was thinking my little 20 minute sessions were outstanding Haha. I've told my therapist that the only thing I have ego and true confidence in about myself is that I'm a good lay. Low self esteem, ambition, self image, etc. I'm bottom or middle shelf on most facets of my identity, but I'm a top shelf fucker. 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 Anyways, nuff bout me. There's a third option we hadn't considered: the sprinkles merkin. (I could not find the pic I wanted. I'm sure I saw it on 12 in like 09/10 or so, but some real fat pussy lips dipped in sprinkles, viewed from behind iirc, probablyin one of ravens artsy nudes from flickr threads.) 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 funny I was coming in here with that- you mean the bedazzled (vajazzled) vagina? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I wanna see hair all the way to the butthole, dingle berries and all! *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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