ndv Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, One Man Banned said: I thought patchouli was hippy crack. And hippy deodorant. And hippy air spray. And hippy.... IDk, I am a fan of patchouli in specific fragrances but not if it's over powering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 9 minutes ago, ndv said: IDk, I am a fan of patchouli in specific fragrances but not if it's over powering. Cool bro, want to hacky sack? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 1/1/2023 at 1:42 PM, morton said: Senior citizen channel zero is too sober and civilized to huff the nitrous out of a dessert topping while grocery shopping. I can’t keep this in the house. Guaranteed he will be somewhere killin the can. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Our patio has the ladder that leads to the roof of the entire building. Last week -as I was home, sick-I see a fucking shadow on my patio. i went and got my bat. Then I saw feet comin down the ladder. I banged the bat against the ladder near his feet and told (yelled) him to “state your name” it was our fucking old ass neighbor. Said he thought we were at work and he needed to get up there. Dudes weird. Nice guy but most small talks we have begins with him stating, “not that I watch you guys” this is the one who shoveled outside at 3am last winter right under our bedroom window. Im still unsure if I am grateful. also. My coworker told me to keep a sock around the end of the bat incase I really ever need to use it -whomever I’m swinging at can’t grip the bat and pull it away from me. 💫 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 It also protects against pesky evidence getting in the way of your enjoyment of America's pastime. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 Anyone here have knowledge in NIST 800-171 for small businesses? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 29 minutes ago, ndv said: Anyone here have knowledge in NIST 800-171 for small businesses? WOWgold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, SMdoubleXL said: My coworker told me to keep a sock around the end of the bat incase I really ever need to use it -whomever I’m swinging at can’t grip the bat and pull it away from me. 💫 legit! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 1 hour ago, ndv said: Anyone here have knowledge in NIST 800-171 for small businesses? Yeah if you just use the fourth module with the 785-c and divide by two you should be good. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 6 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: “not that I watch you guys” 6 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: this is the one who shoveled outside at 3am last winter right under our bedroom window. Probably didn't want his 'not watching y'all' ladder to slip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 5 hours ago, ndv said: Anyone here have knowledge in NIST 800-171 for small businesses? Hell naw. I just learned how to do certified payroll for Davis Bacon wages with non existing employees. Ask me some questions about that nightmare if it ever comes up. This other shit is mad specific. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 15 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Hell naw. I just learned how to do certified payroll for Davis Bacon wages with non existing employees. Ask me some questions about that nightmare if it ever comes up. This other shit is mad specific. I figured out the Assesment. What was confusing me so much about the System Security Plan requirements, is that I was looking at the whole thing as corporate level and not as an individual with common sense and general security protocols I place that already exist. The problem is was having which caused all the confusion is that all of the software service providers i use e.g. email, internet, software, these companies are already compliant and implement regulations in the deveoplement of the software. What I needed to do is to take extra security precautions on my end in regards to software and hardware. The hardware side of things is pretty easy being the only person with physical access to devices. Don't get me wrong, it's not too easy, especially when you begin to go down the rabbit hole of DoD security protocols and practices, there's a bunch of Service providers that make it sound impossible for any individual to complete an assessment. However, the flipside is the government explains everything out, just gotta read and figure it all out with a lot of mouse clicks and downloads. But once you understand it on a simpler level opposed to an overwhelming service provider. You save thousands. It just takes a lot of work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 The government makes everything incredibly over complicated with inadequate instructions on how to complete their own requirements. I understand the need for these companies that can process all of the horseshit into an understandable format. I don't have the time or patience to mess with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 22 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: The government makes everything incredibly over complicated with inadequate instructions on how to complete their own requirements. I understand the need for these companies that can process all of the horseshit into an understandable format. I don't have the time or patience to mess with it. I agree with you on this. However, for us small guys that don't have the financial means to pay these companies that have it all figured out doing all the dirty work. I couldn't find a company that offers this service for a one man band business at an affordable price. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 How bout a One Man Banned business? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 6, 2023 Author Share Posted January 6, 2023 On 1/4/2023 at 11:41 AM, One Man Banned said: I thought patchouli was hippy crack. And hippy deodorant. And hippy air spray. And hippy.... I fucking hate that smell. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 6, 2023 Author Share Posted January 6, 2023 On 1/4/2023 at 11:10 PM, mr.yuck said: Hell naw. I just learned how to do certified payroll for Davis Bacon wages with non existing employees. Ask me some questions about that nightmare if it ever comes up. This other shit is mad specific. Lol I have questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 6, 2023 Author Share Posted January 6, 2023 On 1/4/2023 at 4:52 PM, SMdoubleXL said: Our patio has the ladder that leads to the roof of the entire building. Last week -as I was home, sick-I see a fucking shadow on my patio. i went and got my bat. Then I saw feet comin down the ladder. I banged the bat against the ladder near his feet and told (yelled) him to “state your name” it was our fucking old ass neighbor. Said he thought we were at work and he needed to get up there. Dudes weird. Nice guy but most small talks we have begins with him stating, “not that I watch you guys” this is the one who shoveled outside at 3am last winter right under our bedroom window. Im still unsure if I am grateful. also. My coworker told me to keep a sock around the end of the bat incase I really ever need to use it -whomever I’m swinging at can’t grip the bat and pull it away from me. 💫 Did the conversation just stop there, wtf?? He needed to get up there?? Not that I watch y’all?? Lololol wuuuut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Lol I have questions. GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 Today is National Cuck Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 8 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I fucking hate that smell. it's not good. always kicks my ass when i visit santa cruz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 6, 2023 Author Share Posted January 6, 2023 8 hours ago, mr.yuck said: GO! You and me gotta phone chat some point my brudda! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Do y'all think tye self check out cameras are behind the scenes logging data and facial recognition on the cool? Edited January 7, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 35 minutes ago, ndv said: Do y'all think tye self check out cameras are behind the scenes logging data and facial recognition on the cool? No our phones do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: No our phones do that My phone has collected enough data to do an in depth recognition of my dick for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 On 1/7/2023 at 1:18 AM, ndv said: Today is National Cuck Day! is that why the wife took me shopping for a nice chair? oh boy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Did you get the chair? Nice furniture is so expensive, talk about living the mid life, buying couches that cost more than a reasonable used car. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 @morton that’s how I first realized I was old- shopping for furniture and/or home appliances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Been chatting to a writer on instagram for years he'd send graff pics - I'd send graff pics he'd call them euro shit usual shit. but after a few years was a bit more personal ask how christmas was etc. how his mum was going. Never met the dude in person but traded a load of messages, put him up on pieces and he put me up etc. He got busted two weeks ago for graffiti offences. The police raided his house and confiscated his computer and hard drives. He was telling me about the bust and I assumed it was standard graff stuff. Then I start seeing people all over instagram screenshotting newspaper articles about him getting busted and calling him a rockspider/ paedo. Turns out while he was at station the coppers found child abuse and bestiality images on his hard drives. Not sure if his own or what - just getting the info from the newspaper. Devastating shit because it was such a surprise. You can't be friends with fucking filth!! End of fucking story But I miss who I thought was my "friend". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Damn @Schnitzelthat's fucking wild man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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