mr.yuck Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: “Shitting dick nipples” Haha. I had an old boss that used to call people nipple dick as an adjective. That was the search that got me there. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 @mr.yuckYou could put that first chicks nips in a bun and bite them like a glizzy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: Haha. I had an old boss that used to call people nipple dick as an adjective. That was the search that got me there. As the lore goes, someone created the image “shitting dick nipples” in an effort to create the singular image on the internet that no one could possible masterbate to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 ^I guarantee you, they failed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I used to work for a mental health department - a dude once getting admitted took a shit on the floor while jacking off. I had trouble sleeping that night. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Was doing the pee in a bottle in the car today and when I went to zip up the zipper started to catch the tip of my peen. Thankfully pain and quick reflexes meant I was able to reverse out without any damage, maybe just got a pinch. Have not caught the zipper in forever. Thankfully my wang still wangs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 It's been a minute since I've seen Shitting Dick Nipples 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Was doing the pee in a bottle in the car today and when I went to zip up the zipper started to catch the tip of my peen. Thankfully pain and quick reflexes meant I was able to reverse out without any damage, maybe just got a pinch. Have not caught the zipper in forever. Thankfully my wang still wangs. I also peed in a water bottle today in truck….almost reached for it to drink a little later. It’s still in there, so it still may happen if I’m not extra careful. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 @LUGR @One Man Banned i pulled a piss in a bottle within the last year - was in no mans land and my eyeballs were floating. The problem there was I didn’t have any regular old bottles….just my daily half gallon insulated steel bottle. Half gallon fits the glizzy nozzle no problem, which is nice. Washed it out thoroughly and continued to use it - zero fucks given. Yet I am only really copping to that on an anonymous forum - derp. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, fat ralphy said: @LUGR @One Man Banned i pulled a piss in a bottle within the last year - was in no mans land and my eyeballs were floating. The problem there was I didn’t have any regular old bottles….just my daily half gallon insulated steel bottle. Half gallon fits the glizzy nozzle no problem, which is nice. Washed it out thoroughly and continued to use it - zero fucks given. Yet I am only really copping to that on an anonymous forum - derp. When you say “no man’s land”, what do you mean? Driving in the middle of nowhere? Walking in the middle of nowhere? Why didn’t you just pull over and free range it? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 (edited) It was on the freeway and there was back up, I had consumed a ridiculous amount of coffee and water. No mans land as in those fucked up stretches on the highway where there aren’t any exits for a considerable distance. It was one of those moments where you have already unbuttoned the pants and are still concerned you might piss yourself. Fuck it bro - grab the water bottle. Edited July 16, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Sushi came out xxl was not bad the one on the right with the lemon on top was especially tasty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 20 hours ago, fat ralphy said: I used to work for a mental health department - a dude once getting admitted took a shit on the floor while jacking off. I had trouble sleeping that night. unfortunately this probably felt awesome 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 17 hours ago, LUGR said: I also peed in a water bottle today in truck….almost reached for it to drink a little later. It’s still in there, so it still may happen if I’m not extra careful. I threw it away first thing this morning. I’m not ready to be on @fat ralphy’s level yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Having a great time at PRIDE. (It’s always great) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 @Elena Delle Donne there had to be like 20 people in the room at the time. He was going on about how his mom was a slut etc etc. Happened over a decade ago and I am still scarred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 @KILZ FILLZ Pride was always pretty dope in the City - once you got over dudes holding public bj contests. Folsom Street Faire too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Me and wife our drinking w friends: wife spills beer on crotch i gaslight her into thinking it’s piss ”I pissd my pants what should we do??” We are gonna stay another hour 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Reindeer games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 1 hour ago, fat ralphy said: @KILZ FILLZ Pride was always pretty dope in the City - once you got over dudes holding public bj contests. Folsom Street Faire too Hillcrest is pretty gay, but not *that* gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 @KILZ FILLZ SF gonna SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 17, 2022 Author Share Posted July 17, 2022 I can only imagine how lit sf is around this time. I was in P town (Provincetown cape cod) the other day and it was bananas lol. That place is pride year round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 28, 2022 Author Share Posted July 28, 2022 Damn son! Bump! Who’s ever thinking about the one or ones that got away?? Only randomly started screening this the other day in my head but now it won’t get the fuck out lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Damn son! Bump! Who’s ever thinking about the one or ones that got away?? Only randomly started screening this the other day in my head but now it won’t get the fuck out lol. I got majorly fucked up by a one that got away some years ago. I don’t think ya ever stop thinking about what could be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 I went to a wine tasting dinner last night with my mom's cousin and her husband. It was fun but I just realized I really struggle making appropriate conversation with normal people. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: I went to a wine tasting dinner last night with my mom's cousin and her husband. It was fun but I just realized I really struggle making appropriate conversation with normal people. You trying to say the wine tasting crowd doesn't wish to debate whether Belton or Molotow is better while you assert that all you need is Rusto? Or are you too awkward to change the conversation topic to the finer points of how to steal things for fun and profit? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: I went to a wine tasting dinner last night with my mom's cousin and her husband. It was fun but I just realized I really struggle making appropriate conversation with normal people. Gotta drink a beer first, unfortunately. At least I do lol. If I didn’t have the option I’d probably be all done with even trying. Says a whole lot of awesome about myself aye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Eh. I used to have to attend my girl's boring work parties held by her boss. He had 0 interest in me or talking much to me. I'd just chill on the side eating their fancy food and dumping his expensive whiskey into my coca-cola. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 I think the problem is that it was family. It's weird having to navigate people that you are going to have to come into contact with again on the regular. I don't really give a damn about random regular normal people. I'll say any crazy thing and see how that plays out. That's just how you find kindred spirits. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 I usually get told some mix of "be on your best behavior, but relax..." uhhh, it's one or the other. So all her coworkers just think I'm quiet and way more introverted than I actually am. The few that have been to our home and I'm cooking/hosting are always shocked at how abrasive a human I am compared to my wife. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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