ndv Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 hour ago, mr.yuck said: You're holding your camera upside down when taking your horizontal pictures. Flip that bad boy around. 🤔 I'm on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 Y’all dorks need to revert back to a mainframe computing device to rectify your picture orientation issues. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, ndv said: 🤔 I'm on it! I've found that what ever feels wrong is usually the correct way to hold the camera. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 1 minute ago, LUGR said: Y’all dorks need to revert back to a mainframe computing device to rectify your picture orientation issues. The only thing I use my computer for anymore is when I have to navigate outdated shit, like government web pages or my business insurance web page. Everything else has a streamlined app or is at the least mobile friendly. Can I do Photoshop hijinx? No. That's what I miss the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 54 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I've found that what ever feels wrong is usually the correct way to hold the camera. Hold it like @MOOGLE?holds his boner lamp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 52 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: The only thing I use my computer for anymore is when I have to navigate outdated shit, like government web pages or my business insurance web page. Everything else has a streamlined app or is at the least mobile friendly. Can I do Photoshop hijinx? No. That's what I miss the most. Time to add 12oz to that list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 9 hours ago, LUGR said: Hold it like @MOOGLE?holds his boner lamp. nohomo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 8/14/2022 at 1:29 AM, ndv said: I guess, I'll try croping, flipping, and saving before uploading. Screen shot of the proper orientation then crop it lessens quality a tad bit eh Ive had the issue too but figured most folks are mobile and can just rotate their wrist to see ha. hey all this is the first thread I come to after missing for a bit ha. I went and got a new phone blindly I only back my photos and my contacts. It took a bit to get it all current. Password retrieving marathon type mess. Also there are a few features I am still not liking in the phone. Usually after a few weeks I’m used to it but not this time. the 2022 version of the ‘vid 19 has made its was through our grow facility our ceo. Then our doc. Then our cultivation team (half were out) then the following week was half of the processing team. My dude is on processing team. Who all fucking smoke together at lunch. Daily. luckily he’s been on the couch the last week and he’s staying there with a 103 fever the last two days. Talkin bout “I’m just tired” it’s nothing haha. i know it’s pretty much like the cold now but I don’t even want that I’ve made it this far no sign or symptom or vaccine haha. Knockin on wood day off today with nothing planned. Binge watching ALONE (I learned I love shows about isolation) haha. I’m such a recluse. Gonna pull some photos from Dropbox and re organize some albums on my phone that I was working on and breeze through the oontz for some goods 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 And after having that bomb ass bath I’m able to sleep in the bed alone again and again and tonight’s it’s rainin lightly so I can open the windows and a slight bit of curtain because I don’t mind a lil bit of light and noise. He’s in the living room suffering from “no sleep and over worked” (apparently those five you a 103 fever too. He has a hard time coming to terms with some things). What a great night sleep I am hoping to have. i may even enjoy some “alone time” I found the porn he watches and wish he would share. Ever watch porn with your other? You know how they scroll? I told him to put some on one day He was shocked and it was fun but it hasn’t happened since but I know he watches solo. Am I missing something? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: And after having that bomb ass bath I’m able to sleep in the bed alone again and again and tonight’s it’s rainin lightly so I can open the windows and a slight bit of curtain because I don’t mind a lil bit of light and noise. He’s in the living room suffering from “no sleep and over worked” (apparently those five you a 103 fever too. He has a hard time coming to terms with some things). What a great night sleep I am hoping to have. i may even enjoy some “alone time” I found the porn he watches and wish he would share. Ever watch porn with your other? You know how they scroll? I told him to put some on one day He was shocked and it was fun but it hasn’t happened since but I know he watches solo. Am I missing something? Naw you're not missing something. Guys porn solo for the most part. An ex of mine was down to watch porn, she had her favs too that I didn't know about so it was shocking to me too. Pretty much couples who watch porn together pretty much play out the same positions at the same time. My other ex was horrified of porn, hated it, and made it clear I wasn't allowed to watch or look at it. But the funny thing wass, she did everything exactly how women in porn do. Face shots, swallowed, everything. It was quite fun infact 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Maybe he is just randomly finding porn online? Happens to me all the time. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Dudes will seek out their niche shit and maybe they dont want to make their girl feel insecure. No one wants their girl to know they searching up cheeto feet juggalettes - First exposure to porn? I was 7 and found Playboys…… 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/13/2022 at 11:29 PM, NightmareOnElmStreet said: The shoe hoarding can be a helluva drug it left unchecked lol. I don’t suffer from anything too severe but god dammit so I have a lot of shit that needs to disappear. On 8/14/2022 at 12:38 AM, fat ralphy said: @NightmareOnElmStreet real talk - I have like 30 pairs On 8/14/2022 at 12:48 AM, Elena Delle Donne said: the key is to never have enough closet space. i think i'm at 18-20 or so. wear your shoes! Hell of a drug for sure... Luckily I'm the dealer. I have a few I don't wear because I know the prices won't drop but only go up over time. It's like playing the stock market. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I found the porn he watches and wish he would share. Ever watch porn with your other? You know how they scroll? I told him to put some on one day He was shocked and it was fun but it hasn’t happened since but I know he watches solo. Am I missing something? To give a more serious answer.... take your pick: He just wants to bust a nut "hassle free" if you will, no foreplay or nothing, just cast out the evil spirits and be on his way Maybe he's watching and picking up new moves or ideas for IRL Chappelle or Hart were joking about smashing anus and saying that's something they like to do, but not to the mother of their child. So, maybe your dude is watching something that turns him on but he doesn't want to put you through, or that he feels might degrade the object of his affection. Dudes love porn. You could always let him come home and "catch" you watching porn. When you said you found his porn, how's that? You went through his phone or otherwise snooped around? Put on your porn detective hat? Edited August 16, 2022 by One Man Banned 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, LUGR said: Maybe he is just randomly finding porn online? Happens to me all the time. Someone found my tag while randomly watching porn 8 hours ago, fat ralphy said: Dudes will seek out their niche shit and maybe they dont want to make their girl feel insecure. No one wants their girl to know they searching up cheeto feet juggalettes - First exposure to porn? I was 7 and found Playboys…… It want anything abnormal. If anything the porn we watched together made me feel more comfortable because most times we(porn girls and myself) share a similar body type. maybe he’s being nice. hahaha nice is not in his genetic make up 7 hours ago, One Man Banned said: To give a more serious answer.... take your pick: He just wants to bust a nut "hassle free" if you will, no foreplay or nothing, just cast out the evil spirits and be on his way Maybe he's watching and picking up new moves or ideas for IRL Chappelle or Hart were joking about smashing anus and saying that's something they like to do, but not to the mother of their child. So, maybe your dude is watching something that turns him on but he doesn't want to put you through, or that he feels might degrade the object of his affection. Dudes love porn. You could always let him come home and "catch" you watching porn. When you said you found his porn, how's that? You went through his phone or otherwise snooped around? Put on your porn detective hat? What’s foreplay? fuck after reading some of this I realize I have a bad sex life. I’ve accepted it for a few years I think. I opened his iPad for some reason and his tabs were open. Same ole shit he usually watches. Same ole shit we both usually watch. some shit is really setting in here. yall. I have a bad sex life. Wtf. Edited August 16, 2022 by SMdoubleXL 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 @SMdoubleXL that’s usually something that can be fixed with a little discussion and some team work I used to think I was the problem because my ex was the worst (16 years together) but turns out I am pretty good and my new lady has nothing but compliments. That said we work together and communicate which was something my ex failed at….. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 30 minutes ago, fat ralphy said: @SMdoubleXL that’s usually something that can be fixed with a little discussion and some team work .. Welp. im fucked. not literally tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 How did I go from this type of living to current 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Man that was a dope thread. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Zero shame 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 My patience just took a nose dive into the shitter today. Like straight up out of nowhere. I'm fucking over it! What exactly? All of it. Any of it. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 Smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 8/17/2022 at 9:53 PM, mr.yuck said: My patience just took a nose dive into the shitter today. Like straight up out of nowhere. I'm fucking over it! What exactly? All of it. Any of it. Patience is something I do not have a lot of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 38 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Patience is something I do not have a lot of. I don't know what happened. I generally have unlimited patience with all things in life. The things I don't have patience for in general are fools and people fuckin up on the job site. The other day was wild. I was Poppin off on my old lady in the worst way. Shit was uncalled for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 8/17/2022 at 3:51 PM, SMdoubleXL said: Zero shame Just went through the entire thread. Sooo good. I mentioned I liked your story in 2013 lol. Can't believe 'ol Ed Earl took a shit mid sexy time...🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 And this on page one had me laughing 🤠 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 I took a bunch of mushrooms tonight and wow I’ll tell you what. Made me realize I need to move on from my current work situation. If you nerds don’t take shrooms you should bc you learn a lot. I’m also drunk. Godbless 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 22 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I don't know what happened. I generally have unlimited patience with all things in life. The things I don't have patience for in general are fools and people fuckin up on the job site. The other day was wild. I was Poppin off on my old lady in the worst way. Shit was uncalled for. It happens man. Buy her some Flowers or something and eat the muff. She be ahite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 21 hours ago, Mr.Maker said: And this on page one had me laughing 🤠 This mf went DIGGIN! Hell yeah. Love to see it. I did the same thing back in 07 or so when I discovered channel zero. Spent unlimited hours reading all the old shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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