Dirty_habiT Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 No, I NEVER will be meaning to say "duckers". Why would you even suggest that, is that a word that ANYONE uses? Autocorrect to fuckers just like I want you to and don't make me go back over it 4 times like you're on some moral crusade to correct my speech. This is on my Apple phone btw, dunno if Android users get that same "experience". Tell me your stories about how your auto correct thinks you're trying to type out some stupid shit that makes no sense. I mean, I feel like we're living in a world that has AI now..... that's actually good. Ya'll mother "duckers" want me to believe you can't figure out common phrases people type. Oh, the other day I was trying to talk about a sump with someone. I live in America. Sumo is not a big sport here. WHY THE FUCK would you think I'm trying to type sumo? Is this something people are talking about commonly and I just don't know about it? Like, maybe assume that's what people are trying to say in countries where it's actually a sport. "Sump" isn't that crazy of a word unless you're a computer dork programmer that has never messed with anything mechanical in your life. /rant 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 It’s the worst. It doesn’t learn or adapt for shit either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 it sucks that it doesn't learn at all. like you can hear what I'm eating , track my every move but cant work out I have fat fingers? Nobody but a forestry offical talks about firs that much 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon sandleshit Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 for some reason on android keyboards for me the space bar and the 'B' key are finnicky and seemingly interchangeable. drives me nuts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I switched that shit off years ago. I way prefer my interaction with machines to be as assist free as possible. Can make up whatever fucking spellings I want. Never gonna use that weird swipey action thing where you are supposed to trace around the words with one finger, that thing is fucking stooopid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 Oh dude, I end texts all the time trying to tap the double space to make a . But it really just ends me up with texts that say "yeah I agree with that b". Makes me sound like my friend that actually says "b" at the end of his sentences sometimes lol. Also happens w/ the N key a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 my work iPhone always auto corrects my fucking name, grinds my gears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon sandleshit Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: Oh dude, I end texts all the time trying to tap the double space to make a . But it really just ends me up with texts that say "yeah I agree with that b". Makes me sound like my friend that actually says "b" at the end of his sentences sometimes lol. Also happens w/ the N key a lot. the N key fucks me up too! and the B doesnt bother me too much sometimes because I'm that friend that ends sentences with "b" lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 duck autocorrect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 I was reminded, just today, about another autocorrect thing that is annoying. Sometimes you fat finger the uppercase button. It tries to capitalize something in the middle of a word, it should know that there are no capital letters directly surrounded by two non capitals. So anyway, you backspace over the capital that isn't supposed to be there and the fucking phone assumes that whatever letter you type next is a capital. Like it has some "sticky" capitalization and you have to press the "shift" button again to make it go back to lowercase. I would RATHER the phone make me re-press the "shift" button if I indeed need a capital letter rather than assuming my mistake in capitalization should stand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 My shit will type GOOD every fucking time I type food like I have never said that word, ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I turned auto correct off a while ago. My new big problem is that if I misspell a word one time it automatically saves it into my dictionary. So if Im typing out aomething quickly and hit one of my predictions at the top, I run the risk of looking like a complete asshole. I probably spend an hour every week deleting fucked up words out of my dictionary as they pop up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 What is the 🦆 is this? Because MIUTHERFUCKING is a real word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I do because I voice text and sometimes I’m too inebriated so my Speech be off then I start yelling at my phone like a clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 This is me when I’m fucked up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 The auto correct issue I have with my s10 is the autocorrect misspelling a word and some how I made the phone think that's the correct spelling so when I spell a word correctly, autocorrect will correct me with the correct error. I do not know how to reset this without resetting the phone to factory? Anyone else have this issue, or something simular? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 @ndv so much. I'll hit b instead of space between words and now "ibthink" and "ibdontbthink" are in my corrections. So fucking annoying. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I’m still using t9 fuck you mean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 @where Exactly what @Fist 666 said. T9? Brother I haven't heard of T9 since flip was the popular phone type. Not knockin you just saying. What Fist 666 is saying, when we spell out (type) words and misspell as we type and do not correct the spelling and keep typing as if everything is good. The phone records your spelling/vocabulary, and stores these words and when you type the same word later on, your phone auto corrects to the misspelled word. It's annoying. Because mine is the letters 'A' and 'S'. So everytime I hit letter 'a' my phone autocorrects to the letter 's'. Its like fat finger to put it simple. Not sure how the T9 is today. But try typing a word that isn't a normal everyday used word. E.g. Petrichor or Codify Your phone should learn these words, they may or may not be in the phones vocab (I dont know what phone you have). If the words are not, then this is where you have to make sure you spell the word correctly before hitting the spacebar or if the word is misspelled, your phone learned a new word spelled correctly or not. If not it will always autocorrect to the misspelled word. You see what we mean? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 My complaint is that the emoji button crowds the comma, seemingly punishing attempts to use proper punctuation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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