Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Was thinking about this shit with my fighting skills and a full-body kevlar vest, I could probably fuck up a gorilla brehs------ With this stipulation: he is not allowed to 'rush into my body' to knock me over. That really is the only way they can win and if you take it away, then I will come home with the victory. The win is either by knockout or by forcing the opponent to run away. Here is my proof that I can win: if he cannot knock me down, then I will automatically stay on my feet, meaning my boxing skills will be the deciding factor I have apocalyptic power in both hands. And of course, since I am a boxer of immense talent, my footwork is immaculate, so it's doubtful that he could even get a takedown to begin with. Also, with the kevlar suit, his teeth will be meaningless and his blows will only make me stronger. A gorilla can only kill by knocking you down and biting or punching you. He also may try tearing you apart, but again, I have the suit on, so I will be immune to it. This is how it will go, the gorilla will try to rush me to knock me over, he will find it is disallowed, he will try to stand and trade. Having no training, his blows will be ineffective and weak. The fear and panic will begin to mount within him as he sees me smiling with steely determination. Then I will knock him the fuck out at my leisure. If someone can actually show me how my logic has failed, then I will paypal you some money. You won't be able to though. Discuss-----------111 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Town Shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Didn’t post any pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Sound logic. 0 flaws found. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, where said: Didn’t post any pics Yea hold the horn garrett let me take a picture of thoughts then we can talk about rick and morty after-------- 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 No dead pit bull = you scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, where said: No dead pit bull = you scary Where do you get your haircut at----??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, abrasivesaint said: Sound logic. 0 flaws found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 hours ago, LUGR said: That bitch smoking a joint lol---------You be on that deep web shit breh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 They have cow auctions in Oakland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, CALIgula said: They have cow auctions in Oakland? No---------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 But they do have great taco trucks. The one by 100th and International blvd is good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, CALIgula said: But they do have great taco trucks. The one by 100th and International blvd is good. Named the right area------------not some gentrified vegan taco west oakland bullshit------ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Let's not kid ourselves friends, pound for pound the new Burger King tacos are the best tacos you can get in the Americas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Kevlar suit or not. You gon die fuckin round with a gorilla, b. I don’t think the suit or your immaculate footwork will protect you from gorilla strength breh. Unless......Them tacos you stay eating got super ancient Mayan poWers in em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Can someone post the link to the news story, without linking it here on the forum. The reason being, analytics will show that people are visiting the video from this forum. We can paste into our URL bar, we're smart enough for that. @Boris The Butcher- I think you're one of my new favorite members. I like your confidence and the fact that you've honed a primal skill that can benefit anyone in life to know and be good at. Plus, your attitude is funny. I would like to hear more stories about how people made mistakes in crossing you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Qawee said: Let's not kid ourselves friends, pound for pound the new Burger King tacos are the best tacos you can get in the Americas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Oof. Hard to tell if that's before or after you eat it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Look at that craftsmanship as well as that juicy beef, gonna go to the King right now and pick up 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Looks like you're Marked for Death, or at least diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Gotta pay the cost to be the boss my man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Some butch lesbian got angry with me in the boxing ring and I had to flex on her ass-----Currently driving will discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Was she wearing timbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 As many of you know I box and can knock out about 99 percent of the earth's population. Well at the gym I train at, I was doing some light work and there is this girl there and she is very loud and rambunctious and gives off the vibe of a bully. In fact, many times she has been told to cool down because she can beat most women as she is larger and she now has to spar dudes. She usually spars guys smaller than her so she thinks she is doing something. Today she didn't have anyone to spar with so she comes up to me and slaps my ass which I already did not like. She asked me if I would spar and I was like whatever. At first it was cool but it became apparent that she was like going all out, so I cracked a smirk once. That must have made her mad because she was going with everything she had. This of course meant nothing to me because I am a more skilled fighter than her. Nothing she did was having any effect and I was smiling the entire time. When the dude rang the bell I turned to walk to the corner and this bitch sucker punched me. Without thinking I whirled on her and gave her a right hook with like 50 percent of my true power. She went flying like five feet and hit the ropes and then faceplanted brehs. She looked up with tears in her eyes and I apologized but then I was like 'never test my strength again if you want to live.' I feel really badly about what happened because I was raised never to hit women. She hit me first though and from behind. How do I live with these feelings brehs-------?? Discuss 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 "and then faceplanted brehs." LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 How did lalinda feel about this butch slapping your ass though? Next round might have to be the girls going at it breh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, CALIgula said: How did lalinda feel about this butch slapping your ass though? Next round might have to be the girls going at it breh. Broke up with Lalinda over an incident that happened at the space simulator on monday--------- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Damn breh. My condolences. Im curious about the incident that happened at the space simulator on Monday. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said: Where do you get your haircut at----??? Puerto Rican spot, ur sister for line ups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 if a woman wants to fight like a man she better be able to take a hit like a man, i'm not condoning hitting women but self preservation is a human right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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