Conversation Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 he looks like a retarded brawny paper towel man dude who writes in my city looks like him. fucking idiot too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 That awkward moment when you find out that your girlfriend has been fucking your best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dildo_one Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 fuck you i won't do what you tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 so is it safe to assume if this is in fact your ex's new mans that you probably kinda look like some level 3 goob too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Yeah, sounds like he is catching a umad over a bitch. He is a goofy looking fucker tho. A doughy pink awakard man child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 TRASH! I can't think of anything particularly insulting to say, other than it looks like somebody shaved a bear cub, made a bath mat out of it then glued it onto his jaw. This ginger biscuit nigra I imagine sounds like he has a distinctly subtle nasal sound to his voice. I dunno... ''Yyeah so I've jast bahwt myself a cappacino and some KoREEEan seaweed on aah fancy rectangular plate and sterf. I'm looking addit raight naOW and, uhhh, my buddy has just taken a picture of MEEeeh. It's... it's kinda frahthy, a lil bit tepid, i must ADmit... Seaweed shouldn't be like thAAAt. It should have the prAAH-puh-dees of something that's ki-na crispy and greeny, like the colour grEEN. I do like a guhd carfee, a carfee should tAASte laike smoked bacon chips that's been wrapped in warm, farted-on ham. Ye-ah. (nostril laugh with a smirk)'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 In other words you're calling him Jewish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 @evil That is what I thought too. Dude is mad, because this guy is having his ex call him her cum dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Its nice to see Corky from "live goes on" is still alive .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FINOCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 premature ejaculating kike limp dick half-off hollister looking ass motherfucker EDIT: heres a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 HOLY FUCKING GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 SHE LOOKS LIKE MY 80" TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 this guy is having his ex call him her cum dumpster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 vanfullofretards has a really ugly looking boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 That awkward moment when you ask yourself how big a fag YOU must be if your girl is now letting THIS guy dump in her mouth hole. *adjusted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Bigdoughnut69 your probably right, he looks like his name is Dave and is known for being a fucking wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 so who won the hot 95 contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 my dude, if this is your x's newest fling, I most certainly hope she isn't dating "up" bc that would make you less then ordinary and i don't mean the extra kind. this guy looks like your average baseball fan, or someone you see in the supermarket. we've got nothing to work with here, you gave us exhibit A, and it looks like B,C,D, and Etc. you can't really insult "the average" dude has to be ultra wack or good looking. there are no extremes here. mundane lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boogie cans Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 threads mehhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanfullofretards Posted June 2, 2012 Author Share Posted June 2, 2012 my dude, if this is your x's newest fling, I most certainly hope she isn't dating "up" bc that would make you less then ordinary and i don't mean the extra kind. Yeah, definitely not moving "up" the ladder. I am far from understand that fucking girl. Maybe she has a thing for bearded insecure quiet guys with hunchbacks. I don't fuckin know... or care. Seriously tho, dude looks like a turtle on it's hind legs when he walks. I just wanted other people to laugh and make fun of this dude like I did. And you're probably right about it being nothing wildly out of the ordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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