12packprophet Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 you've always been a fucking retard. did i say anything about not fucking them? dude. i fuck socks from time to time, of course a little skeezy hipster slut would catch my dick were i not married and the opportunity arose. what i said was i didn't get the hype on the bitch because she is NOT HOT. Bro.... she's kinda hot though. I like little slutty skinny chicks. I like breaking them in half. It's fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 None. Got my own thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Ignore bitches and treat them like shit. You'll be drowning in pussy. True story. ^Quoted for truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Man, Channel Zero really sucks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asshat Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant quit being a fucking pussy, tell women you are going to fuck them, that it's their only option, and they WILL listen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 None. Got my own thanks You waiting on the 'How much dick did you get this year?' thread too laughs? VANDALICIOU$$$ I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant You need to tell girls this, they'll feel bad for you and give it up easy. In fact you should just walk up to a girl and open with it. Thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Props if someone tries that as a pickup line and winds up gettin some tang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Propped. God damn. Ever thought of goin to your local library? No fetish shit I'm talkin bout the probability of you stumbling across some wallflower introverted cutie. While cruisin their free internet for porn. When I went to prop you I hadda scroll up and I read your sig. Gotta say, its got me questioning your sincerity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 McCheetofoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 or head down to your neighborhood massage parlor and get the 'special' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 shes talking about $200 specials. Dat Azz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 backpage is where its at. got my first escort yesterday. they count, right? spent 2 bills and smashed it. she was cool as fuck and put weed on the blunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I wont lie. I got none this year. Im lookin for the long time broad and Im done wasting time on floosies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I DONT BELIEVE YOU http://youtu.be/-XzeGy9JMM0 Why would I lie. Im actually pathetic it's with my ex gf who in getting back together with because I can't get it otherwise...I feel for the 20 year old homie, I never got laid till I was 20. Trust me just give it time homie, one will come along eventually, then you'll get your swag and have no problem getting it. I have a close homie who just got laid for the first time at 23 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 to the homie power, homie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 ...extra special bonus for the older kids: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 got laid on 18th birthday night literally at 11 pm haha my friend was sweating me like fuck dude these hookers are gonna hurt my wallet if you dont pull this now!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Haha I deserved that Homie call out. My suggestion is to not write posts over the span of half an hour because attempting to continue your train of thought 5 times over a period of a half hour makes you sound like an idiot. I'd neg myself if I could, continue on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text. /end rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 when did 12oz turn into 4chan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 ^LOL You're actually asking that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 12oz is 4chan, just named 12oz instead of 4chan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 naw dog... im very very ugly and got some good pu$$Y when i was 15 .. sure a couple of them highschool boys ran thru that puss b4 me .. but shit thank god for alcohol and pretty drunk girls with bad eye sight.. i wish i could find more like her .....and travel back in time ... shit my new tag name is WUWU White Ugly Wack Unlucky ..... hahahaha Fucking WUWU!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 12oz is 4chan, just named 12oz instead of 4chan... WE HERD YOU LIKE TOO 4CHAN, SO WE WENT AHEAD AND PUT A 4CHAN INSIDE YOURE 12OZ.... SO YOU COULD 4CHAN WHILE YOU 12OZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I be on that Dr. Pepper pussy game, son. 32 different flavors an shit. Nahmean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 No title change...? Boooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 see i knew this shit would turn out alrite. we got virgins confessing, ugly dudes clowning themselves like a fat bitch, all sorts of funny gif images. we got something going here! yo that backpage bitch is good looking for 200 bucks. but god damn id rather spend that 200 on montanas and just bust a nut off to some whores getting raped fucked and shit. fuck is wrong with me. im off so many different types of pills right now. MAD DIFFERENT PILLS. only 3 pussies. i wish i was 19 again. pussy was more plentiful, getting your dick sucked with pussy juice from another bitch still on it. /SWAG you just dont understand once you hit almost 30 shit just goees downhill. bitches just pass you up because you are an old ass man. my boys who get no pussy have kids and shit, child support working everyday and baby mama drama. some are just ugly negative ghetto minded guys who only fuck prostitutes no game. LIL DEBBIE > KREASHAWN? debbie got some dick suckin lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 one way to know a dude aint getting no legit pussy? hes 30 years old but wearing size XXL jnco jeans and a XXXXXXXL white t. those are the kinda dudes fucking crackwhores or buying the 50 dollar BBBJ specials from the BBWs. i wonder why black pussy is cheaper than white pussy? hillarious when you cruise backpage and see a bitch so ugly you wouldnt fuck her with a prisoners dick. id totally rather wank it to liil debbie and pretend im filling her mouth up with vanilla milkshake instead of fuck a fat sweaty rank pussy with hairs coming out her asshole and then having to pay 20 or 30 dollars for it. the fuck is wrong with you horny desperate mother fuckers. on a sidenote..illegal immigrants get MAD DIFFERENT PUSSY YO. seriously those guys are down to fuck a 300 pounder with the quickness. i should know i live near Concord, CA. i see migrants getting slobbed up under the bridges i paint, almost 90 percent of the time bitch is Jaba Hutt'n it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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