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you've always been a fucking retard.

 

did i say anything about not fucking them? dude. i fuck socks from time to time, of course a little skeezy hipster slut would catch my dick were i not married and the opportunity arose.

 

what i said was i didn't get the hype on the bitch because she is NOT HOT.

 

 

 

 

Bro.... she's kinda hot though.

 

I like little slutty skinny chicks. I like breaking them in half. It's fun.

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I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text.

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quit being a fucking pussy, tell women you are going to fuck them, that it's their only option, and they WILL listen

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None. Got my own thanks

 

You waiting on the 'How much dick did you get this year?' thread too laughs?

 

 

 

 

VANDALICIOU$$$

I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text.

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You need to tell girls this, they'll feel bad for you and give it up easy. In fact you should just walk up to a girl and open with it. Thank me later.

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Propped. God damn.

 

Ever thought of goin to your local library? No fetish shit I'm talkin bout the probability of you stumbling across some wallflower introverted cutie.

 

While cruisin their free internet for porn.

 

When I went to prop you I hadda scroll up and I read your sig. Gotta say, its got me questioning your sincerity.

 

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I DONT BELIEVE YOU

 

http://youtu.be/-XzeGy9JMM0

 

Why would I lie. Im actually pathetic it's with my ex gf who in getting back together with because I can't get it otherwise...I feel for the 20 year old homie, I never got laid till I was 20. Trust me just give it time homie, one will come along eventually, then you'll get your swag and have no problem getting it. I have a close homie who just got laid for the first time at 23

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Haha I deserved that Homie call out. My suggestion is to not write posts over the span of half an hour because attempting to continue your train of thought 5 times over a period of a half hour makes you sound like an idiot. I'd neg myself if I could, continue on...

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I don't know why I'm sharing this here on the oontz prolly a bad idea lol but I might aswell confess and get it off my chest *sigh* Im a 20 y/o virgin and never been kissed before probably the only one on this site :( go ahead laugh I don't give a fuck, and I'm a good looking dude but my whole life I've never been a very social outgoing person and can be pretty shy especially around women like I don't even know how to talk to them like they're of a different species or something, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! I wish I could kill myself and restart my life but instead be good at interacting with bitches idk, I just feel so helpless and lonely and it kills me that my teenage years which I'll never get back had to be so female deprived. But as much as it eats me away I try and ignore it and think positive doing stuff I like like skating,drinking/smoking with friends etc.. a few of my so called friends have said in the past "shit man we need to help get you laid blah blah blah" but nothing ever happens go figure right? I just hope to god it happens sooner than later I don't know how much longer I can take this. sry for the wall of text.

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naw dog... im very very ugly and got some good pu$$Y when i was 15 .. sure a couple of them highschool boys ran thru that puss b4 me .. but shit thank god for alcohol and pretty drunk girls with bad eye sight.. i wish i could find more like her .....and travel back in time ... shit my new tag name is WUWU White Ugly Wack Unlucky ..... hahahaha

 

 

Fucking WUWU!!!!

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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see i knew this shit would turn out alrite. we got virgins confessing, ugly dudes clowning themselves like a fat bitch, all sorts of funny gif images. we got something going here!

 

 

yo that backpage bitch is good looking for 200 bucks. but god damn id rather spend that 200 on montanas and just bust a nut off to some whores getting raped fucked and shit.

 

 

fuck is wrong with me. im off so many different types of pills right now. MAD DIFFERENT PILLS. only 3 pussies.

 

 

i wish i was 19 again. pussy was more plentiful, getting your dick sucked with pussy juice from another bitch still on it. /SWAG

 

you just dont understand once you hit almost 30 shit just goees downhill. bitches just pass you up because you are an old ass man. my boys who get no pussy have kids and shit, child support working everyday and baby mama drama. some are just ugly negative ghetto minded guys who only fuck prostitutes no game.

 

 

 

 

LIL DEBBIE > KREASHAWN? debbie got some dick suckin lips.

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one way to know a dude aint getting no legit pussy? hes 30 years old but wearing size XXL jnco jeans and a XXXXXXXL white t. those are the kinda dudes fucking crackwhores or buying the 50 dollar BBBJ specials from the BBWs.

 

 

 

 

i wonder why black pussy is cheaper than white pussy?

 

 

hillarious when you cruise backpage and see a bitch so ugly you wouldnt fuck her with a prisoners dick.

 

 

id totally rather wank it to liil debbie and pretend im filling her mouth up with vanilla milkshake instead of fuck a fat sweaty rank pussy with hairs coming out her asshole and then having to pay 20 or 30 dollars for it. the fuck is wrong with you horny desperate mother fuckers.

 

 

 

on a sidenote..illegal immigrants get MAD DIFFERENT PUSSY YO. seriously those guys are down to fuck a 300 pounder with the quickness. i should know i live near Concord, CA. i see migrants getting slobbed up under the bridges i paint, almost 90 percent of the time bitch is Jaba Hutt'n it.

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